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03-30-2016, 08:40 AM
#3931
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Dadbod pros;

1) most realistic body to maintain while balancing family and work
2) bloating from eating a pizza the night before isn't as noticeable
3) probably at the age where you're no longer chasing sloots and realistically nobody cares if you're ripped
4) no more macro counting
5) no more obsessing over your body - means less daily stress and worry

cons

1) you will look average and nobody will mire
2) you will generally not feel very good
3) women won't look at you with any lust
4) clothes won't fit well and nothing will look good on you
5) you've basically given up
Sorry. Cons point 4 is untrue. Get yourself a pair of Silver jeans, and you've got dat bootay, PLUS room for quads. Love them.
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03-30-2016, 09:15 AM
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Sorry. Cons point 4 is untrue. Get yourself a pair of Silver jeans, and you've got dat bootay, PLUS room for quads. Love them.
Silver still makes jeans? Damn I haven't heard that name since high school.
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03-30-2016, 10:54 AM
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Silver still makes jeans? Damn I haven't heard that name since high school.
Effin' right. And they're awesome.

Actual quote from the saleswoman, after I said I was looking for Silver jeans:

"That makes sense, because you have thighs, and aren't skinny."

Then I said I was a 36, and she goes "Ehhh… I think you're a 34."

That was awesome.
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03-30-2016, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By MatTheCur⏩
Effin' right. And they're awesome.

Actual quote from the saleswoman, after I said I was looking for Silver jeans:

"That makes sense, because you have thighs, and aren't skinny."

Then I said I was a 36, and she goes "Ehhh… I think you're a 34."

That was awesome.
She wanted the D.
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03-30-2016, 12:19 PM
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She wanted the D.
She wanted the sale, what with my girlfriend being right there and all
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03-30-2016, 12:25 PM
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Oh hai dere
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03-30-2016, 12:49 PM
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Oh hai dere


No, just kidding. Whassup breh?
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03-30-2016, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By MatTheCur⏩


No, just kidding. Whassup breh?
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Not much man! It's been a while. How you doing?
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03-30-2016, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By luzz223⏩
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Not much man! It's been a while. How you doing?
Good, good. Stayin' alive.
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03-30-2016, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By MatTheCur⏩
Sorry. Cons point 4 is untrue. Get yourself a pair of Silver jeans, and you've got dat bootay, PLUS room for quads. Love them.
I just bought my first pair of Jeans in years today.



BELLBOTTOMS. Cause old. But silvers used to be what I always wore. Only jeans that fit right.
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03-30-2016, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
I just bought my first pair of Jeans in years today.



BELLBOTTOMS. Cause old. But silvers used to be what I always wore. Only jeans that fit right.
Stronk glute/quad/hamstring to bellbottom cuff ratio.
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03-30-2016, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By UACdarknova⏩
Stronk glute/quad/hamstring to bellbottom cuff ratio.
I'm twice the lady I used to be. Jeans are only worth wearing if the bottom is at least half the waist size. And they must cover the WHOLE giant man foot, or they are no good.
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03-30-2016, 03:30 PM
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Fine ass.
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03-30-2016, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By luzz223⏩
Oh hai dere
hai!
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03-30-2016, 04:11 PM
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What's up man!
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03-30-2016, 05:40 PM
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I see I'm not the only one wearing bell bottoms
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03-30-2016, 05:49 PM
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Fine ass.
Well thank you, young sir!

Originally Posted By Upshall18⏩
I see I'm not the only one wearing bell bottoms
Yessssss!! Hippies unite!
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03-30-2016, 07:32 PM
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04-03-2016, 07:53 PM
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How was everyone's weekend?
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04-03-2016, 08:00 PM
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How was everyone's weekend?
wouldnt u like to know
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wouldnt u like to know
thats wut i thought
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04-03-2016, 08:27 PM
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wouldnt u like to know
Well yes I would. What am I going to tell my parents when they ask how my internet friends are doing?
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04-03-2016, 08:42 PM
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Well yes I would. What am I going to tell my parents when they ask how my internet friends are doing?
Thats an excellent point. I did nothing extraordinary.
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04-03-2016, 08:43 PM
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Guise… In Canada, we can't finger the strippers. Right? There is a no touching rule, isn't there? You touch you get thrown out by the bouncers?
If I were the type to frequent such places, I would ask the dancer what her boundaries are before the lap dance. Then, I would try to respect them.

Pretty fast way to get bounced, from what I've seen.

I don't know if this happens anymore, but when I was younger it was a thing to roll up a $1 and put it in your mouth and lean back on the stage and the dancer would come and extract it from you with the orifice of her choice.

One time I saw a guy roll up a $1 and stick it in his partially opened fly, and the girl waved over the bouncer and he was there no more.
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04-04-2016, 05:56 AM
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If I were the type to frequent such places, I would ask the dancer what her boundaries are before the lap dance. Then, I would try to respect them.

Pretty fast way to get bounced, from what I've seen.

I don't know if this happens anymore, but when I was younger it was a thing to roll up a $1 and put it in your mouth and lean back on the stage and the dancer would come and extract it from you with the orifice of her choice.

One time I saw a guy roll up a $1 and stick it in his partially opened fly, and the girl waved over the bouncer and he was there no more.
No. We don't have $1 bills. Now, you take a five dollar bill, and fold it lengthwise in half. You lie it down on your face with the bend up, sort of tented. The they take it off your face with their snatch lips.

I'm tired. We got a lot of snow. I think it's cardio day today.
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04-04-2016, 06:06 AM
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No. We don't have $1 bills. Now, you take a five dollar bill, and fold it lengthwise in half. You lie it down on your face with the bend up, sort of tented. The they take it off your face with their snatch lips.

I'm tired. We got a lot of snow. I think it's cardio day today.
Remember when once upon a time we had $1 bills? That was great. Having small denomination money in paper form makes life so easy. Nothing above a 25cent quarter should be made of metal.
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04-04-2016, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By UACdarknova⏩
Remember when once upon a time we had $1 bills? That was great. Having small denomination money in paper form makes life so easy. Nothing above a 25cent quarter should be made of metal.
I do remember that. Cause… Old.
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04-04-2016, 06:15 AM
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Remember when once upon a time we had $1 bills? That was great. Having small denomination money in paper form makes life so easy. Nothing above a 25cent quarter should be made of metal.
I just remember the $2 bill.

But while being in the states the $1 bill can be a pain. Like if I'm getting a lot of change here and there then a bunch of lonies in my pocket isn't a big deal. But when your wallet suddenly has like a bunch of extra bills that sucks.
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I just remember the $2 bill.

But while being in the states the $1 bill can be a pain. Like if I'm getting a lot of change here and there then a bunch of lonies in my pocket isn't a big deal. But when your wallet suddenly has like a bunch of extra bills that sucks.
I like the bills and I hate change. Change is heavy (inb4 dyel) and awkward in large amounts. Also its usually a bunch of nickels and dimes you don't even want.
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I'm too used to things now. In Mexico, I had all these bills and I would think oh, sweet, I have lots of money left. Then I'd check, and it was all chit $1's. At least I'm happily surprised when I open my wallet and I have like, $16 in toonies chilling there.
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