Thread: ***Canadian Crew*** Part 8
04-04-2016, 08:04 AM
#3961
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
I just can't make it rain with $5's.
No. We don't have $1 bills. Now, you take a five dollar bill, and fold it lengthwise in half. You lie it down on your face with the bend up, sort of tented. The they take it off your face with their snatch lips.
I'm tired. We got a lot of snow. I think it's cardio day today.
I'm tired. We got a lot of snow. I think it's cardio day today.
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04-04-2016, 08:21 AM
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ontario sucks right now with all this snow
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04-04-2016, 08:48 AM
#3963
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
No. We don't have $1 bills. Now, you take a five dollar bill, and fold it lengthwise in half. You lie it down on your face with the bend up, sort of tented. The they take it off your face with their snatch lips.
I'm tired. We got a lot of snow. I think it's cardio day today.
I'm tired. We got a lot of snow. I think it's cardio day today.
This past wednesday, I was bartending at our stripper night. We have 2 girls that dance, and take turns/intervals every half hour or so.
Towards the end of the night, one of the guys comes up and asks if he can withdraw money from our credit/debit machine (we would run his card, then give him the cash). I said no, because we get charged per transaction, so we would actually lose a small percentage. I then said we're closing in a few minutes anyways.
It's the last dance of the night, so this guy leaves, crosses the parking lot and into the mini mall, to use their ATM.
5 minutes to close now, we see him laying with his back on the stage, with some money folded up in his mouth.
Seems innocent enough. But the kicker is, ATMS only distribute $20 bills. Dude went well out of his way, to get money, so he could give it to the stripper $20s.
People are crazy. Even the married ones.
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04-04-2016, 10:04 AM
#3964
Originally Posted By jackleballs⏩
That's it jacky. That's why being Canadian is the suck. Unless you're a stripper.
I just can't make it rain with $5's.
Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
I agree
ontario sucks right now with all this snow
we got over 1/2 foot I think.
Originally Posted By SanDantos⏩
The craziest part if this entire post is that he put money in his mouth. That chits dirty.
This past wednesday, I was bartending at our stripper night. We have 2 girls that dance, and take turns/intervals every half hour or so.
Towards the end of the night, one of the guys comes up and asks if he can withdraw money from our credit/debit machine (we would run his card, then give him the cash). I said no, because we get charged per transaction, so we would actually lose a small percentage. I then said we're closing in a few minutes anyways.
It's the last dance of the night, so this guy leaves, crosses the parking lot and into the mini mall, to use their ATM.
5 minutes to close now, we see him laying with his back on the stage, with some money folded up in his mouth.
Seems innocent enough. But the kicker is, ATMS only distribute $20 bills. Dude went well out of his way, to get money, so he could give it to the stripper $20s.
People are crazy. Even the married ones.
Towards the end of the night, one of the guys comes up and asks if he can withdraw money from our credit/debit machine (we would run his card, then give him the cash). I said no, because we get charged per transaction, so we would actually lose a small percentage. I then said we're closing in a few minutes anyways.
It's the last dance of the night, so this guy leaves, crosses the parking lot and into the mini mall, to use their ATM.
5 minutes to close now, we see him laying with his back on the stage, with some money folded up in his mouth.
Seems innocent enough. But the kicker is, ATMS only distribute $20 bills. Dude went well out of his way, to get money, so he could give it to the stripper $20s.
People are crazy. Even the married ones.
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04-04-2016, 10:09 AM
#3965
Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
fify
ontario sucks
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04-04-2016, 01:25 PM
#3966
It was -7c a few days ago here in the 'Peg but +21c in Regina.
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04-04-2016, 02:46 PM
#3967
Originally Posted By EctoCanuck⏩
How the fuk is it warmer in saskatchewan than ontario? Fuk snow
It was -7c a few days ago here in the 'Peg but +21c in Regina.
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04-04-2016, 03:38 PM
#3968
Hnnnng 18-22 degree T shirt weather for the last week feels good man.
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04-04-2016, 04:59 PM
#3969
Originally Posted By iTzDevo⏩
No idea the weather changed so fast. I've been tracking the weather the past few weeks because I'm going to Michigan this week. Was suppose to be about 10-12C the entire time I was there but after this past weekend it's now going to be like 0-2C. Oh it's going to be fun competing outside in that.
How the fuk is it warmer in saskatchewan than ontario? Fuk snow
04-05-2016, 12:14 AM
#3970
Originally Posted By jackleballs⏩
I don't know if this happens anymore, but when I was younger it was a thing to roll up a $1 and put it in your mouth and lean back on the stage and the dancer would come and extract it from you with the orifice of her choice.
One time I saw a guy roll up a $1 and stick it in his partially opened fly, and the girl waved over the bouncer and he was there no more.
I don't know if this happens anymore, but when I was younger it was a thing to roll up a $1 and put it in your mouth and lean back on the stage and the dancer would come and extract it from you with the orifice of her choice.
One time I saw a guy roll up a $1 and stick it in his partially opened fly, and the girl waved over the bouncer and he was there no more.
I told this story in here before but I'll do it again.
On the TV show 'Married,With Children' Al took his son Bud to the strippers for the first time.He gave him 6-$1 bills and told him to put them in the strippers G-String.But he told him "don't spend it all the first one,no woman is worth $6!"
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04-05-2016, 05:40 AM
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04-05-2016, 04:19 PM
#3972
Originally Posted By Marcoccia⏩
So tired of snow. Been waiting months to smoke blunts on my balcony without freezing my bird off
No idea the weather changed so fast. I've been tracking the weather the past few weeks because I'm going to Michigan this week. Was suppose to be about 10-12C the entire time I was there but after this past weekend it's now going to be like 0-2C. Oh it's going to be fun competing outside in that.
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04-05-2016, 06:47 PM
#3973
Originally Posted By iTzDevo⏩
Same here I'm going/suppose to go to Michigan this weekend for my first comp of the year. But the weather went from being quite nice to quite nasty and the comp will probably be cancelled. The worst part is that I have a hotel that is paid for so my ass is going to Michigan for a night or two and then checking out early to save some money.
So tired of snow. Been waiting months to smoke blunts on my balcony without freezing my bird off
Oh well still get to see my friend while there so it's still going to be worth the trip.
04-06-2016, 05:44 AM
#3974
We are getting another 15 cm. right now. We ALREADY have enough to ski doo in the yard.
I think the ****ty ness about it is that the whole winter was like this. Snow, no snow, snow, no snow… So it was never REALLY winter, but it was never really not winter either.
Also, I just wanna be a lady Clydesdale. I wanna drink beer and eat heavy and not worry about how huge I am. I envy you guys.
I think the ****ty ness about it is that the whole winter was like this. Snow, no snow, snow, no snow… So it was never REALLY winter, but it was never really not winter either.
Also, I just wanna be a lady Clydesdale. I wanna drink beer and eat heavy and not worry about how huge I am. I envy you guys.
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04-06-2016, 06:21 AM
#3975
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
Good point about winter that sums it up perfectly. But negged for thinking guys don't have to worry about getting fat. Who was dadbod?
We are getting another 15 cm. right now. We ALREADY have enough to ski doo in the yard.
I think the ****ty ness about it is that the whole winter was like this. Snow, no snow, snow, no snow… So it was never REALLY winter, but it was never really not winter either.
Also, I just wanna be a lady Clydesdale. I wanna drink beer and eat heavy and not worry about how huge I am. I envy you guys.
I think the ****ty ness about it is that the whole winter was like this. Snow, no snow, snow, no snow… So it was never REALLY winter, but it was never really not winter either.
Also, I just wanna be a lady Clydesdale. I wanna drink beer and eat heavy and not worry about how huge I am. I envy you guys.
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04-06-2016, 07:57 AM
#3976
Everyone bitching about the weather… and i'm here sitting in Texas in 28 degree weather. I do come home Friday though, so hopefully by then the weather figures its self out or i'll have to join in on the bitching.
04-06-2016, 09:05 AM
#3977
Originally Posted By UACdarknova⏩
You guys don't get fat like moms. Serious. If I don't eat on point… All the time. I'm fukked. You guys can get fatter and stronger and it's alright. I don't feel like it's the same. I am stronger, without question, but all that's visible is the fatter!
Good point about winter that sums it up perfectly. But negged for thinking guys don't have to worry about getting fat. Who was dadbod?
Originally Posted By Muneyy⏩
You fukker. You live in the banana belt anyway. You don't get snow.
Everyone bitching about the weather… and i'm here sitting in Texas in 28 degree weather. I do come home Friday though, so hopefully by then the weather figures its self out or i'll have to join in on the bitching.
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04-06-2016, 10:21 AM
#3978
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
it's not alright for men to get fat though. I rage when I hear women who have this idea that guys can look like an Ox and it doesn't matter if they're fat. Women are always going to prefer that lean aesthetic look. The GOAT bodytype for men can be seen below.
You guys don't get fat like moms. Serious. If I don't eat on point… All the time. I'm fukked. You guys can get fatter and stronger and it's alright. I don't feel like it's the same. I am stronger, without question, but all that's visible is the fatter!
brb lean
brb ripped
brb aesthetic
brb healthy and agile
brb feeling light and energetic
brb sloots mirin all over
Compared to something like this;
brb can barely breathe
brb joints about to crumble
brb look like king hippo from Punch Out
brb but muh lifts and muh ORM and muh raw deads
brb nobody even caring about that chit outside of a gym
You rustled, powerlifter brahs?
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04-06-2016, 10:37 AM
#3979
Originally Posted By UACdarknova⏩
"Women are always going to prefer that lean aesthetic look"
it's not alright for men to get fat though. I rage when I hear women who have this idea that guys can look like an Ox and it doesn't matter if they're fat. Women are always going to prefer that lean aesthetic look. The GOAT bodytype for men can be seen below.
brb lean
brb ripped
brb aesthetic
brb healthy and agile
brb feeling light and energetic
brb sloots mirin all over
Compared to something like this;
brb can barely breathe
brb joints about to crumble
brb look like king hippo from Punch Out
brb but muh lifts and muh ORM and muh raw deads
brb nobody even caring about that chit outside of a gym
brb lean
brb ripped
brb aesthetic
brb healthy and agile
brb feeling light and energetic
brb sloots mirin all over
Compared to something like this;
brb can barely breathe
brb joints about to crumble
brb look like king hippo from Punch Out
brb but muh lifts and muh ORM and muh raw deads
brb nobody even caring about that chit outside of a gym
Who gives a flying fuk what women want? Do what you feel comfortable doing. Srs. Not even joking.
If you're getting yourself jacked to fuk women, use your gym membership and what you spend on supps to spend on prosties. Just so much easier that way.
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04-06-2016, 10:39 AM
#3980
Originally Posted By UACdarknova⏩
^^^ This, I would settle for the 2$ bills again for sure. I didn't know we used to have 1 dollar bills, when was that? Don't blame you if you don't answer
I like the bills and I hate change. Change is heavy (inb4 dyel) and awkward in large amounts. Also its usually a bunch of nickels and dimes you don't even want.
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04-06-2016, 10:42 AM
#3981
Well. That picture of what you think is GOAT. is that what you think is goat? Or is that what you think WOMEN think is goat?
Because I don't find that attractive AT ALL.
I realize that I am not typical. Because I'm not a tiny waif of a girl. But I don't want to have to worry I'm gonna break a dude.
These guys
http://imgur.com/Bx05Oad
http://imgur.com/Sjsl6b9
Are 100% more attractive to me.
I don't consider that picture you posted as aesthetic. He looks anorexic. And like he doesn't even lift.
Because I don't find that attractive AT ALL.
I realize that I am not typical. Because I'm not a tiny waif of a girl. But I don't want to have to worry I'm gonna break a dude.
These guys
http://imgur.com/Bx05Oad
http://imgur.com/Sjsl6b9
Are 100% more attractive to me.
I don't consider that picture you posted as aesthetic. He looks anorexic. And like he doesn't even lift.
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04-06-2016, 10:49 AM
#3982
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
Then your perception of what a healthy male looks like is skewed by the fitness industry's brainwashing. First picture the guy looks like a fkn mess. srsly. How long until his heart gives out?
Well. That picture of what you think is GOAT. is that what you think is goat? Or is that what you think WOMEN think is goat?
Because I don't find that attractive AT ALL.
I realize that I am not typical. Because I'm not a tiny waif of a girl. But I don't want to have to worry I'm gonna break a dude.
These guys
http://imgur.com/Bx05Oad
http://imgur.com/Sjsl6b9
Are 100% more attractive to me.
I don't consider that picture you posted as aesthetic. He looks anorexic. And like he doesn't even lift.
Because I don't find that attractive AT ALL.
I realize that I am not typical. Because I'm not a tiny waif of a girl. But I don't want to have to worry I'm gonna break a dude.
These guys
http://imgur.com/Bx05Oad
http://imgur.com/Sjsl6b9
Are 100% more attractive to me.
I don't consider that picture you posted as aesthetic. He looks anorexic. And like he doesn't even lift.
let us look for a second. how ironic that his entire breakfast is posted beside him in the same picture lmfao
The second picture specifically with the dude and his massive steroid cycle.
Just lmao @ thinking that's what the average natty lifter looks like. Just lmao @ not being attracted to anybody not on steroids. And if anybody seriously thinks that Brad Pitt didn't lift to get that body then they have no knowledge of fitness. Just because he's not roided out with an insulin gut doesn't mean he doesn't lift.
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04-06-2016, 10:54 AM
#3983
Originally Posted By UACdarknova⏩
Who's rustled, exactly?
Then your perception of what a healthy male looks like is skewed by the fitness industry's brainwashing. First picture the guy looks like a fkn mess. srsly. How long until his heart gives out? The second picture specifically with the dude and his massive steroid cycle. Just lmao @ thinking that's what the average natty lifter looks like. Just lmao @ not being attracted to anybody not on steroids. And if anybody seriously thinks that Brad Pitt didn't lift to get that body then they have no knowledge of fitness. Just because he's not roided out with an insulin gut doesn't mean he doesn't lift.
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04-06-2016, 11:16 AM
#3984
edward norton of American history X should be the GOAT physique. But I can see that you obviously can only think with the full MISC mentality.
By the way, you're a fukkin *******.
By the way, you're a fukkin *******.
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04-06-2016, 11:21 AM
#3985
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
You say this is GOAT physique;
edward norton of American history X should be the GOAT physique. But I can see that you obviously can only think with the full MISC mentality.
By the way, you're a fukkin *******.
By the way, you're a fukkin *******.
And yet this is DYEL?
Not sure if trolling or blind.
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04-06-2016, 11:27 AM
#3986
im done with the conversation. It began as an innocent remarkand turned into a fukkin chit show that you decided to make personal. On a fukkin public forum. I'll be sure to post a picture of your gf or one of your buddies somewhere on the misc where they can be judged and I'll fukkin tear them apart.
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04-06-2016, 11:31 AM
#3987
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
lmao what did I make personal? I took exactly none of this seriously. You did it seems as you're getting emotional now. What does my gf or my friends have to do with anything? Did I post a pic of your husband somewhere? I posted a pic of some powerlifting coach squatting. I didn't insult him at all. Are you insecure about that pic for some reason? Want me to remove it?
im done with the conversation. It began as an innocent remarkand turned into a fukkin chit show that you decided to make personal. On a fukkin public forum. I'll be sure to post a picture of your gf or one of your buddies somewhere on the misc where they can be judged and I'll fukkin tear them apart.
And fkn LOOOOOOL @ trying to threaten me by posting a pic of gf or friends as if that somehow worries me. You need to take a deep breath. You just got trolled into a nervous breakdown. Chill out.
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04-06-2016, 11:37 AM
#3988
Originally Posted By UACdarknova⏩
Yes remove it. You insulted him with everything you said about powerlifters and you know it. He's my fukkin coach AND my close friend. You made it personal and serious when you blast someone I care about. Why in the hell would you do that?
lmao what did I make personal? I took exactly none of this seriously. You did it seems as you're getting emotional now. What does my gf or my friends have to do with anything? Did I post a pic of your husband somewhere? I posted a pic of some powerlifting coach squatting. I didn't insult him at all. Are you insecure about that pic for some reason? Want me to remove it?
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04-06-2016, 11:45 AM
#3989
Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩
I'll remove it but you do realize that it's one of hundreds that are available online via a google search, do you not?
Yes remove it. You insulted him with everything you said about powerlifters and you know it. He's my fukkin coach AND my close friend. You made it personal and serious when you blast someone I care about. Why in the hell would you do that?
What I said wasn't directed at him first of all - it was vague and general, and secondly my opinion is my opinion and I'll freely state it any time I please, thanks. Just because you construe some harmless playful banter as an insult doesn't mean the world has to tiptoe around you.
You're seriously getting emotional about a perceived comment about your coach? Do you really think that's an appropriate reaction? Don't answer me just think on it.
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