When you finally have weekend as a wagie

Time to start my go-to-bed ritual, wagies. While you're hunched over your keyboard making inane spreadsheets about the benefits of installing Windows 7 vs Windows 8 in the nurse's lounge, I will be powering down after a productive day.


A day defined by my own terms, not by another mortal's.

While you eat your turkey sandwich, I will be slipping into bed. When the post-lunch fatigue hits you, I will be asleep.

After you get done with work, you will commute home in traffic, relax, do chores, make dinner, do dishes, and before you know it 9:00 PM will roll around.

The thought of all those perky HBBs slinking around in their heels, doe-eyed and just looking for tonight's adventure, will cross your mind.. But you'll be so tired.

"Tomorrow" you tell yourself. Tomorrow you'll go out and slay.. Tonight, you've just gotta go to bed.. It's been 15 hours since your alarm blasted you awake. And so you get into bed, whip out your Iphone hoping your ex-girlfriend from 9 months ago texted you (she didn't), and dejectedly and without pleasure finish to a video of a girl out of your league.

As you fall asleep, I will be awakening. I will shower. I will put on my Creed Aventus. I will go out and get yucky. And I will go back with a girl of the same caliber as the one you watched on your phone.

I'm thinking of having a nice submarine sandwich tonight. I won't be forced to make it myself, though. All I'll have to do is verbally instruct the professional sandwich artist and they'll handcraft it to my desire. Anyone have any recommendations? (looking of answers from non-wagies, of course, I don't want their uncouth gastronomic input).

my personally made sub by a professional sandwich artist: 12 inch, Italian Herbs & Cheese bread, meatballs + marinara sauce, pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, onions, green peppers, black pepper.. Toasted..

Wagies BTFO

Lol If you eat subway. That's for phucking peasants. Quiznos is way better than subway.

You're a budget analyst who doesn't read posts properly then replies? Most bit a **** one.

We said it is life ruining to work 40 hours a week to MAKE SOMEONE ELSE MONEY.

But you don't mention which department you are in or which role you have. You could have stayed at Uni and have a masters but somehow be Analyst 0 or you could be a family of the old boy network who got you in aged 18 and now you are a VP... need more data plz.

Anyway 78k before tax is roughly 55k post tax which is terrible for living in London. A decent apartment is what, £3k a month? Theres half your monthly salary gone already.

Made $300 online today crew

BTW OP has the right idea about getting rich through his book...just takes more than that in my experience.




Created and published over 125 books, not all on KDP but most are.... lots of $$$ to be made boyos.

The important part here is the 2 years of 9-5 (I wish, more like 2am-10pm) was done for just me, not a boss, not in an office, mostly by me in a dressing gown at night.

But now I get to go walk the dog at a beach 50 miles away at 3pm on a Friday when everyone else is working.

Lol, relax bro. Still sounds pretty babyish. At the end of the day, there's plenty of people ITT crying about having to work. It's dramatic and feminine IMO. You don't agree with that and that is okay.

I support anyone who can make it on their own and find success being self employed. I wish anyone trying to do this success.

OP's novel:

OP is right in the general idea of what he is saying, although a lot of it is exaggerated/trolling - and a lot of you guys are taking the bait hard lols.

I'm a wagie and will admit that the lifestyle isn't great. I hate waking up early 4 days a week and going to a job I don't want to do. So no I won't defend the lifestyle. At least I get 3 day weekends though (don't work fridays) unlike most wagies who work 5 days a week, so I'm grateful for that. Hopefully in a few years I'll have something else figured out so I don't have to work as much. For example, my Uncle is a wagie but is able to work from home most of the time and I'm always mirin' his lifestyle. He only has to be at his workplace like twice a week.

We're all gonna make it brahs

Subway is horrible. Chicken flavored chicken mixed with cellulose brah. WTF is that chit?



Soy for those estrogen gains.

Really want to learn how to make money online crew

But no one in this thread is actually crying about having to work... they (we) are "crying" about how pointless it is to work for someone else...to get someone else rich.

You just seem to think anyone who doesn't work 9-5 is on the dole lmao.

I agree with the latter though I have no respect for people who lie around on the dole all day contributing 0 to anyone else.

0/3 in my ecom ventures

I don't think most people who aren't full timers are on the dole, I just think most of them in this thread are. If that's not the case for you that's great. I just have a strong feeling it is the case for OP. You can feel how unhappy he is based on his posts here which is the opposite of what he's saying.

Typical wagecuck

Unless I'm slaving away for somebody else I can't be happy? Now you have a "feeling" I'm on the dole? Are these the same "feelings" that led you to be a hamster on a wheel?

It's so SAD to watch people DEFEND their masters. Take notes wagecucks, this is what happens when you spend to long on your knees, you start to defend it. "Anyone who complains about kneeling is just feminine, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL".

Lol I'm currently in my first venture selling my own product. Just takes consistency, do something toward your goal everyday and you'll make it. Don't be like these lazy wagies.

Its hard and you have to be on it like 8-12 hours a day.

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tell me what's wrong with the advice I gave, I'll wait

OP after ending his day coping on the Misc and buying a government/welfare subsidized sandwich at Subway.

Well I mean I'm sure you enjoy it because you get some "power". On here at least you can be from from your wagecuck shackles, but with over 13k posts I hope you're at least getting discounts on protein powder.

It's okay wagie, EVERYDAY is Saturday for me.

Working a full-time job myself I can confirm it's miserable, fortunately I'm young as **** and have half a brain so I plan to become self-employed eventually

This thread = self employed people trying to cope with their chit income and the fact that they are going to have to take a traditional job in the near future. True NEETs and self employed people making over 100k excluded from my statement.

Enjoy your brief weekend wagies before returning to Shekelstein's dungeon

that's what every 21 year old thinks. then you get a GF and the little bits of cash Mr. Shekelstein throws your way become addicting because you can spend it on her and keep using her puzzy. before you know it you're 27, your T levels will never be as high as they once were, NW3, 3 kids, your wife won't have sex anymore, and you can't possibly take 6 months to launch your own enterprise because your family will go hungry

I have proof of your post count wagie. There's no need to be upset, maybe I'll stop by the office monday and you can have a BITE of my CUSTOMIZED sub.

Have to hand it to OP he really triggered some people.

The guy is probably a wagie himself, has just trolled you all.