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Originally Posted By daniasadz⏩

Pussy
6'1
Hip Hop

Sharing the same height, you areTar Baby(real name unknown). Your powers is the true secret to you getting so much poosy and I'll get to that in a bit. You're a Morlock (Sewer gang) living with the Drain Dwellers sub-group. You survived the Mutant Massacre and briefly lived with X-Factor at their headquarters before returning to the tunnels. I guess the "real world" just scares you too much.

Powers & abilities:

Secretion of a powerful adhesive through the pores of his skin that causes objects to permanently stick to you on contact. So bro (and by my bro and I mean that you were never my bro), this is how you get so much poosy. When roaming around the sewer for them sewer sloots, if you come across one who is not willing to get banged by you, you just simply start oozing your sticky chit and then bear hug the sloots, entrapping her until she is ready to give up dat ass for freedom. The great thing about your power is if that sloot yells too much, all you have to do is ooze on her lips and then shut it and she'll be quiet for the time being.

Somewhat cool super powers but your sense of fashion is so fukkin not that cool though.

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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩

Certified genius, Mensa
Electrical engineer
5'8"

Sloots absolutely love these 2 organs: Cock & Brain...and with the info that you had provided, they'll be all over your thick & juicy PEN-P-P-pink brain since nothing is known about your wiener. You areMr. Jeffriesaka Madison Jeffries. Much of your past is unknown. You and your brother Lionel served in the US army during Vietnam War and you worked as a mechanic. You had always been uncomfortable with your powers and Lionel seemed to relish using his. You unit was heavily damaged after a mission and Lionel seemed to go insane. He used his powers on the dead and wounded with horrific results. You had to use your powers to restrain your bro and had him committed. After returning home, you became a mechanic in the Canadian town of Harbordale, where post traumatic stress disorder caused your powers to go out of control and take over the entire town. The Canadian government sent Wolverine, who was working for Department H at the time, to investigate. He found and woke you the fuk up, freeing the town. After bringing you back to Department H, you were checked into a clinic. Fast forward to many years later, you became part of the Utopians, a group of mutants that started inhabiting the ruins of the island (picture mutant FAs living in seclusion). The X-Men teleported to the island and initially engaged the w/y'all. After talking it out and discovering the Utopians (y'all) wanted nothing but to be safe and undisturbed, the X-Men offered y'all a place at the New Charles Xavier School, in which y'all gladly accepted.

Powers & abilities:

Technokinetic Transmutation: able to psychokinetically manipulate, alter and restructure all inorganic materials and their living variants (when/while you inhabit them, as they become living when you phase into them) into anything within your imagination.

Techno Possession: can do more than just assume control of machines, you could also phase your own physicality and consciousness into them, thereby using and piloting any and all technological forms as your own body

Technopathy: you had evolved a secondary mutation of full technopathy, allowing you to communicate with artificial intelligences, base appliances, machinery and robotics, making it relatively easy for you to control and utilize most of these as a result.

Intuitive Invention: you have a talent for intuitive design similar to that of Forge (a fellow genius mutant) and it has been remarked by telepaths that your mind seems more like that of a machine than a man, in other words, you're smart as fuuuk, Cuzz...but you already knew that.

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"Equality is a False God"
"Comparison is the thief of joy."

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Originally Posted By JohnQQQ⏩

I'm not leavin' without Morph

Originally Posted By JohnQQQ⏩

He always knew how to make me laugh

Oh you're leaving without Morph alright. Since you didn't provide the requested 3 piece of info, I'm gonna say that you're a quiet brah and a bit shy until you start loosening up by laughing. with the 3 Qs in your username, you areQuiet Billaka William Kimpton. You were discovered by Gambit when living as a homeless bruh in Onslaught Alley in Manhattan, New York. The alley was nicknamed because it was close to the site where the heroes sacrificed themselves a while ago to defeat the monster Onslaught. Gambit was fighting the Mengo Brothers and used you to help him out. You later again helped the Cajun (aka Gambit) when he was the target of many super-powered assassins who were working for the mysterious New Son. Discovering this, New Sun kidnapped you to use your power to travel to alternate dimensions. You were rescued by Gambit but during the process, your best and only friend Huey got killed and that was the beginning of your FA transformation. To make up for the loss, Gambit invited you to live in the house of the Unified Guilds in New Orleans. You accepted and after that, you haven't been seen or heard of for a while. Just a side note: The whole time that you had spent with Gambit, he never once cracked a joke.

Powers & abilities:

Dimensional Teleportation: have the ability to open up dimensional rifts allowing for yourself and for other people to travel from one location to another either it being alternate dimensions, time (including the past and future) and over vast distances.

Originally Posted By chaifriend⏩

I'm awkward, I like soccer, I lift

Rep Power:

Since you're the typical awkward miscer, I found the perfect one for you...you areZeitgeistaka Axel Cluney. You are tormented by nightmares during the time your mutant power manifested, around the same time that your tiny balls had dropped. A forbidden, drunken make-out session on the beach ends when you spewed acidic vomit, burning the girl's face (just fukkin lol and you being such an awkward autist when it comes to sex). It is clear she survives, as you were quoted by mod BOZZ as saying, "I sure hope the doctors managed to give her back her pretty face," indicating she was alive to receive medical attention. You wondered if the nightmares would stop if you ever remembers the girl's name. Oh well. Later in life, some good news had finally come your way. You hooked up with super Billionaire Spike Freeman and former super hero the Arm, now known as the Coach, to form the first celebrity super-hero mutant group, X-Force, with you in the position of leader. You became famous but you secretly hated both the public who adored you and were dissatisfied with your high profile mutant life and your team-mates you thought to be inferior (just lol, fukkin typical awkward miscer behavior and thinking). One thing I have to wonder though is what exactly did you, *ahem*, "DO" for Spike in order for him to give you such a high position? Hmmm....

Powers and abilities:

Well, what we do know is that your a spitter...a spitter of Acidic Vomit: you can spew acidic vomit from your mouth and you wear a protective mouthpiece in and out of costume. It was shown that your vomit could burn through 10cm thick steel in less than 30 seconds. Your mouthpiece was made from unknown material similar to plastic but much stronger.

It'd be safe to say that you're still a kiss-less virgin to this day but at least you've got an aesthetic physique though.



Lmfao, so fukkin awkward you are

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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

Avi pic:

User Title: HandBrah

You seem to be obsessed with your hand and with any obsession, it could become an unhealthy one and in your case, it turned deadly. You are Witheraka Kevin Ford. You've always considered yourself cursed and unlucky (typical miscer mentality). When your mutant powers manifested, it first began affecting plants in your garden and then even your clothes. Panicking as your clothes began to decay, your dad tried to calm you down but with your dad touching you to help calm you down had actually killed him (well fuk). Traumatized by this experience, you began hiding out and avoiding the public places. Some time later, you were invited to the Xavier Institute and had caught feelz for one of the sloots there - Laurie Collins but you were shown images of what would happen to her, if you were to touch her in which of her dying, so you never pursued her. Several months later, you became the 6th member of the New Mutants Squad team. Fast forward into the future after "M-Day" (after altering reality so mutants were the dominant race, the Scarlet Witch then changed reality again, this time attempting to rid the world of the mutant gene. 91.4% of the world's mutant population lost their powers overnight, which during this day it was called "M-Day"), you thought you had lost your powers and was super happy and extremely happy because now you'll be able to touch another human without killing 'em. You've been a horny FA for so long now that you didn't hesitate to find your first fuk. You contacted your oneitis, Laurie Collins, so that you can eat out and cream all over them sugar walls. Well, things didn't go exactly as planned when you laid your fingers on her. You touched Laurie's hand making it withered (haha fail). Feeling guilty and depressed, you ran away from the X-Institute. You relocated to Mutant Town where you again began isolating yourself from society. Later on, you called to check up on Laurie's condition and found out that she had died (ouch) and from that point on, your NO FAP lifestyle had resumed again and only give air 5s when somebody attempts to shake hands, therefore, you're unable to land a solid job due to your unprofessional mannerisms during job interviews.

Powers & abilities:

Organic Decay: the ability to decay, and eventually disintegrate all forms of organic matter by touch – a power which is involuntary. Your touch breaks down the binding forces between organic molecules, causing organic materials to wither and reduce to a pile of dust within a matter of seconds' exposure to your skin. This power is even more difficult to deal with, due to the fact that it wants you to use it. It has a "hunger", which gives gives a desire to use it. G'damn dude, your hand has a mind of its own.

Decayed Sight: the ability to see the world in a dead or decaying way.

And it's quite obvious that you're a pro at hand to hand combat too.




You were Snapchatting to Misc.Life to show off to your brahs your first time of getting some with Laurie when things went horribly wrong. Was lulzy as fuk for us watching it though lol...joke's on her.

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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩

Here's five for you OP

-5'10
-Spaghetti
-Doing two degrees at once
-Tennis is my favorite sport
-I have a fear of heights(lul)

The only way to overcome your fear is to face it and what better way to face it than to having the ability to fly high...like really high to the point where you'll piss your panties but it'll be good in the long run cuz you'll now no longer have that fear. At almost the same height (you get to gain an inch), you areAuroraaka Jeanne-Marie Beaubier. You and your twin brother, Jean-Paul (aka Northstar who happens to be gay) were born in Canada and separated during infancy when your parents died in a car crash. You were taken to Quebec, never learning of your brother and was soon enrolled into Madame DuPont’s School for Girls after you were adopted. The introverted you soon grew sad and depressed with life at the school and at age thirteen, you tried to end your life by jumping off of a roof. However, instead of falling to your death, you discovered that you could fly at great speeds. Unaware that you were in fact a mutant, you believed your ability was a miracle from God. The School’s headmistress, Soeur Anne, thought it was a blasphemous idea and you were severely disciplined for it (that bish!). This caused you to develop dissociative identity disorder (DID), with the second persona being more extroverted and more wild and fun (*wink, *wink). Later on in life, your mental health continues to deteriorate and you are later turned into a mind controlled agent of Weapon X (the same program that Wolverine was in) but fast forward to a much better time in your life, you managed to overcome that part of your life and became a member of the Alpha Flight space program.

Powers & abilities:

- Flight

- Superhuman speed

- Superhuman durability

- Gestalt Photokinesis: Originally you could only generate light when in physical contact with your twin bro Northstar. Should you link hands with him, you both could generate a light equivalent to a lighthouse beacon (one million foot candles) by each sibling’s varying the rate of acceleration of yours or his own molecules out of phase with those of the other's.

- Calming Light: ability to send out a calming light that the target feels emotions and memories that make them at peace. It can even be used to break telepathic control.

- Concussive Blasts: ability to send out powerful concussive blasts that can do considerable damage. You can project these from your hand and out from your body in a series of concussive bursts.

- Lightning: the ability to project lighting blasts with devastating results.

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"it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"

Originally Posted By Fang2⏩

Choose again op.

5'11
Metal

Favorite marvel character is Thanos.

Hmmm...looks at Rep Power, hmmm

When choosing mutants, if a mutant is not from the X-Men series itself but some was involved with the X-Men in a cross over, then I'll still assign 'em to miscers and you sir (not calling you "sir" as in Amino's cash****'s "sir"), well today is your lucky day. This mutant I'm about to mutantize you into just so happens to have had interaction with one of the X-Men and this mutant also happens to be your fave character - what a motherfukkin coinkydink! You are the magnificientThanos! aka Mad Titan, Master, Thanos Rex, Masterlord & Overmaster. On Saturn's moon of Titan lived a colony of Eternals and you were born as one of the last sons of the original colonists, Mentor and Sui-San. However, you were born misshapen and monstrous (oh fuk, no Chad genes) in comparison to the other Eternals, particularly your handsome and carefree brother, Starfox (aka Saturn Sloot Slayer or Tres S) and you grew into a melancholy, brooding individual, consumed with the concept of death. More than any of yo' peeps, you sought out personal power and increased strength,endowingyourself (or as I like to refer to it as, "Proudmanlettingyourself") with cybernetic implants (you still claim to be all natty) until you became more powerful than any of your brethren. At some point, you were exiled from your community, although the accounts differ as to its cause. Some say it was because you committed a crime by being the first to create a weapon. You yourself once claimed that you vivisected your own mother in an attempt to investigate how someone consumed with death such as yourself could have come into being.

This is your connection to X-Men:

After many battles and chit and fast forward your life many many years later, you were trapped in a pocket of reality. Parnival Plunder, brother of Ka-Zar, stumbled onto your reality after contacting the being Consumption and you set up Parnival to be your pawn. Under your advice, Parnival created machines that would destroy the Savage Land but in fact, you absorbed the energy that was released by the machines so that you might open more portals and escape to normal reality. Ka-Zar discovered the truth and battled you directly and you were toppled into a volcano through one of the portals. You managed to remain stuck in his pocket dimension, however, although you tried to get out by using first the Hulk and thenX-Man(aka Nate Grey, Cyclops' & Jean Grey's son) as mental vessels. The two fought each other due to your influence, and although you managed to return to Earth after such a climactic battle, the two turned on you and forced you to return to the pocket reality once more (g'damn fukkin smegma cawk suckers, the both of em!)

Powers & abilities and a buttload of 'em too:

You're superhuman mutant whose massive, heavy-bodied form was born with the capacity to synthesize cosmic energy for certain personal uses.

Energy Manipulation & Control: the ability to project pure energy as a concussive force, "magnetic" energy, infrared heat-beams from your eyes and disruptor beams, unilaterally striking separate targets with your optic blasts as well as use your mental link to your techo-mystical chair to form vastly powerful energy shields, barriers and force-fields

Matter Manipulation & Control: you've demonstrated some ability to manipulate matter on the atomic level, similarly to other Earthborn Eternals.

Curse Casting: you seem to be at least partially skilled in magic, evidence being you cursing Deadpool to be unable to die

Telepathy

Teleportation

Flight

Accelerated healing factor

Immortality (fuk yea!)

Superhuman strength, stamina, reflexes, agility, intelligence & speed




Savage as fuuuk, Cuzz

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Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩

Not sure if already did me, but in

Did ya on post #152...but apparently, you were a 'no avi' back then so you got a gender reassignment treatment since I didn't know what you were packin' down there lol, whoops

Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩

Hamburgers

5'8"

Anything that sounds good, don't bias

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Last one of the night...




Hmmm...no avi so I'm just gonna assume that you're a girl cuz it's time for another female anyhow. With the same exact height, you areDazzler, aka Alison Blaire (very typical white valley girl name). You have the ability to convert sound into light beams of various forms and intensity and while it doesn't sound all too exciting, it can actually be quite powerful when used effectively.

Here's just one example: the most powerful manifestation of your laser abilities are a concentrated stream of solid photons that you usually fire from your index finger but can emit from your entire body. The beam is extremely powerful and as a consequence uses a great deal of your energy reserves. You've also demonstrated the ability to stretch the electromagnetic spectrum to produce devastating microwave energy. See? You're powers aren't all bells, lights & whistles now, is it?

On your Tinder profile, you listed these as your hobbies in hopes of getting more matches:

Highly skilled athlete
Trained singer, actress and dancer
Highly accomplished roller-skater

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Originally Posted By SicilianPower⏩

Chinese Food
5’7
Heavy Metal/Hard Rock

My favorite Marvel character is the Punisher. I’m a massive comic book fan. Both DC and Marvel.

Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩

Great thread,

Which xmen am I?

Originally Posted By Archaic2021⏩

6"4 249lbs
Decently strong when i'm not starving...no hobbies beside working on cars...tell me who I am.

Originally Posted By WorldClassDBag⏩

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- former collegiate wrestler
- powerlifter
- manlet
- chad and timothy hybrid

Originally Posted By latverian41⏩

Phuck the x-men im galactus

Soon...

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Originally Posted By SicilianPower⏩

Chinese Food
5’7
Heavy Metal/Hard Rock

My favorite Marvel character is the Punisher. I’m a massive comic book fan. Both DC and Marvel.

Since you like that type of music, you'll be in a band (or at least, was in a band). Along with have the same great head of hair, you areIcarusaka Joshua Guthrie aka Jay. Your family was never very popular in their hometown of Cumberland, KY. Due to your family's large number of mutants ( Cannonball, Husk, Aero and Jeb), the towns population wanted nothing to do with y'all's mutant asses. After your bro (and by bro I mean your actual bro) Sam left to go to Xavier's school, You resented having to give up your musical dreams to help care for your family in the absence of your dad who had died. When your sister Paige manifested her powers and left as well, you began to have a negative attitude towards mutants. Luckily this had changed when your mutant powers developed. When you developed mutant powers, you hid them from your family. However, when performing in your band, playing guitar, you exposed his wang--I mean, wings to the crowd as a 'stage gimmick' and the sloots abso-fukkin-lutely loved it and were throwing their dirty soaked panties at you.

It's time for a love story, long story short:

You fell in love with your oneitis Julia Cabot but due to a long feud between the your family and hers (the Cabots), a fight broke out. Her dad, who had acquired a modified super-powered armor, beat the living chit outta you and you were presumed dead. Believing you to be dead, Julia dragged your body to the river. She wrapped your arms around her, heading for the deepest part of the river. You both sank to the river's bottom and Julia subsequently drowned. Neither you nor her were aware of your mutant regenerative powers, but when you sank to the bottom of the river, these powers manifested. You awoke at the bottom of the river with Julia in your arms and this of course, traumatized you. You tried committing suicide a few times so your mom sent you to the Xavier Institute and while there, you joined the New Mutants crew.

Powers & abilities:

Flight - you have bird-like wings and with its flexible skeletal structure, you can hide them when pressed against your back with only the slightest bulge visible under your clothing (the huge bulge in the front is a whole notha story though).

Enhanced Human Regeneration: can regenerate & heal hundreds of times faster than a normal human. The only catch is that this happens through your wings cuz of some enzymes and chit in there so without your wings, let's say they were chopped off, your enhanced healing powers wouldn't work.

Peak human strength, superhuman stamina, superhuman durability.

Vocal Manipulation: possesses a set of vocal cords that produced a sonic frequency beyond the range of human capability as well as creating multiple sounds or voices at once. The vocal ability allowed for more vocal control, such as hypnosis. You could also copy any sound you've had heard or imagined (you might as well be called ParrotBrah, brah lol)

Also, besides being excellent at playing the guitar, you're a marvelous singer as well.

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*MMA Crew
*Boxing Crew
*Agnostic Crew
*Wavy Hair Crew
*Right-Wing Crew
*INTP (Logician) Crew
*Hazel-Green Eyes Crew

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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Sharing the same height, you areTar Baby(real name unknown). Your powers is the true secret to you getting so much poosy and I'll get to that in a bit. You're a Morlock (Sewer gang) living with the Drain Dwellers sub-group. You survived the Mutant Massacre and briefly lived with X-Factor at their headquarters before returning to the tunnels. I guess the "real world" just scares you too much.

Powers & abilities:

Secretion of a powerful adhesive through the pores of his skin that causes objects to permanently stick to you on contact. So bro (and by my bro and I mean that you were never my bro), this is how you get so much poosy. When roaming around the sewer for them sewer sloots, if you come across one who is not willing to get banged by you, you just simply start oozing your sticky chit and then bear hug the sloots, entrapping her until she is ready to give up dat ass for freedom. The great thing about your power is if that sloot yells too much, all you have to do is ooze on her lips and then shut it and she'll be quiet for the time being.

Somewhat cool super powers but your sense of fashion is so fukkin not that cool though.

Accurate af. Seriously... Kind of scary.

1.85 m (6'1")
80 kg (175 lbs)

"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."

BUMP! It's been a while so time to rsurthis muthafukka! Has yo' ass been mutilated-d-d-d- I mean, mutantized yet???

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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

BUMP! It's been a while so time to rsurthis muthafukka! Has yo' ass been mutilated-d-d-d- I mean, mutantized yet???

me next brah

Originally Posted By WorldClassDBag⏩

oh me next
- former collegiate wrestler
- powerlifter
- manlet
- chad and timothy hybrid

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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Status:

Since you've been a good brah from the threads you've posted in, I'll wait til you're back from banned camp to mutantize ya!

300 Forever

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Originally Posted By iabs⏩

WB! Now this:

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

List 3 things about yourself (fave food, height, music, etc...anything - I don't give a fuk, just choose any 3 of whatever info you want to share, I just need some info to work with) and based on that and from what I've seen you post in threads, I'll determine which character from X-Men you are.

...or just quote your original post.

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Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie

Go Jets Go
Lurk Alert: If you've seen me post once, I've watched your posts 20 times more
Final Form Goal: 2 Door Fridge Mode
All paths set, final destination: Entropy

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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

i run a business, i listen to pop & i like lamb

You've been mutantized already! Post #358 was your entry post and your mutantization is post #431. Looks like your avi at that time was of your hand...or of someone else's hand.

Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

5'8'' sports bettor - like everyday, usually just with spare change enjoy putting snow in my nostrils

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Avi pic:

User Title: HandBrah

You seem to be obsessed with your hand and with any obsession, it could become an unhealthy one and in your case, it turned deadly. You are Witheraka Kevin Ford. You've always considered yourself cursed and unlucky (typical miscer mentality). When your mutant powers manifested, it first began affecting plants in your garden and then even your clothes. Panicking as your clothes began to decay, your dad tried to calm you down but with your dad touching you to help calm you down had actually killed him (well fuk). Traumatized by this experience, you began hiding out and avoiding the public places. Some time later, you were invited to the Xavier Institute and had caught feelz for one of the sloots there - Laurie Collins but you were shown images of what would happen to her, if you were to touch her in which of her dying, so you never pursued her. Several months later, you became the 6th member of the New Mutants Squad team. Fast forward into the future after "M-Day" (after altering reality so mutants were the dominant race, the Scarlet Witch then changed reality again, this time attempting to rid the world of the mutant gene. 91.4% of the world's mutant population lost their powers overnight, which during this day it was called "M-Day"), you thought you had lost your powers and was super happy and extremely happy because now you'll be able to touch another human without killing 'em. You've been a horny FA for so long now that you didn't hesitate to find your first fuk. You contacted your oneitis, Laurie Collins, so that you can eat out and cream all over them sugar walls. Well, things didn't go exactly as planned when you laid your fingers on her. You touched Laurie's hand making it withered (haha fail). Feeling guilty and depressed, you ran away from the X-Institute. You relocated to Mutant Town where you again began isolating yourself from society. Later on, you called to check up on Laurie's condition and found out that she had died (ouch) and from that point on, your NO FAP lifestyle had resumed again and only give air 5s when somebody attempts to shake hands, therefore, you're unable to land a solid job due to your unprofessional mannerisms during job interviews.

Powers & abilities:

Organic Decay: the ability to decay, and eventually disintegrate all forms of organic matter by touch – a power which is involuntary. Your touch breaks down the binding forces between organic molecules, causing organic materials to wither and reduce to a pile of dust within a matter of seconds' exposure to your skin. This power is even more difficult to deal with, due to the fact that it wants you to use it. It has a "hunger", which gives gives a desire to use it. G'damn dude, your hand has a mind of its own.

Decayed Sight: the ability to see the world in a dead or decaying way.

And it's quite obvious that you're a pro at hand to hand combat too.




You were Snapchatting to Misc.Life to show off to your brahs your first time of getting some with Laurie when things went horribly wrong. Was lulzy as fuk for us watching it though lol...joke's on her.

Founder and Leader of BBBC (Bubble Butt Brahs Crew) [as a brah, got a bubble butt & I can't deny it] - now recruiting

Get mutantized, X-Men style! https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=173322281

True GOAT ass thread, no joke https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=171578013