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post 1521405851 10-03-2017, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120
I'm sorry about your bald head too - poor genes make for poor looks.

Sorry you had to hit the bottom of the barrel.
You inadvertently hurt my feelings because I too am balding.



I should not have entered this thread.
post 1521408181 10-03-2017, 05:38 PM
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Op this is a natural male instinct and as long as human males exist they will try to force women into an ideological purity role aka "virgin Mary". Why u think Muslim women cover their bodies and heads? This is the true male (marriage) fantasy played out irl.
Just like women want Chad and Timothy men want virgin and slut, both are dualistic sexual strategies that maximise enjoyment and stable child rearing/family life.

So it's up to you tbh op make your mind up if you can deal with it cool if not maybe just keep her warm until you can find a suitable replacement. Don't roll over and just "be happy" with scraps tho, if you're looking for a virgin girl they exist, but you better be willing to put the leg work in to find and attract one
post 1521408851 10-03-2017, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120
I'm sorry about your bald head too - poor genes make for poor looks.

Sorry you had to hit the bottom of the barrel.
Who the hell are those ****in girls man talking ****, who the hell do they think they are these rich Boca bitches? They think they can stomp all over the DSL Dark Lord Spaniard, The Man, The Man in Motion, The Myth, The Legend, the frickin Go Getter, the The Man, the uh, the the ... MAN GETTER, who can ****in top that bro? Who doesn't want to be with DSL? And you know what, to all the haters on the Internet running their mouth, I bet you wouldn't say it to my face, you know why? Because if you said it to my face, you would get something you don't want to know bro. You would get a ****in Stone Cold Steve Austin beat down bro. And I swear to God if I saw any of you guys, if I-- you know what I'm going to do, how about this you guys? I'm going to hack into your ****ing computer and I'm gonna find where you live, I'm gonna come and beat you in your ****ing sleep. Don't run your mouth anymore peace out.
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post 1521410061 10-03-2017, 05:55 PM
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lol i would be turned off cause the number is so low. If a girl isnt a complete slut I want nothing to do with her.
post 1521410681 10-03-2017, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By MattBro95
So let's do the maths here... she says she has slept with 12 guys? Women always divide the true number by 3... So, 12x3= 36.

So 36 sexual partners. Average penis size is 5.1 inches. So 36x5.1= 183.6 inches.

However, we are assumign she has probably slept with many of them multiple times. Let's just say the average is 10 times per partner.
So 183.6x10= 1836 inches.

Average strokes per session is 60, so 60x1836= 110160

There are 63360 inches in a mile, so 110160/63360= 1.73863636364

So rounded to the nearest .1 of a mile, your girlfriend has taken 1.7 miles of dick.
I don't know why but this is the funniest reply I've seen on the misc yet
post 1521411101 10-03-2017, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By McFlavour
I don't know why but this is the funniest reply I've seen on the misc yet
That was pretty good.

Made me chuckle ehehe
post 1521411231 10-03-2017, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By MustardTiger17
Who the hell are those ****in girls man talking ****, who the hell do they think they are these rich Boca bitches? They think they can stomp all over the DSL Dark Lord Spaniard, The Man, The Man in Motion, The Myth, The Legend, the frickin Go Getter, the The Man, the uh, the the ... MAN GETTER, who can ****in top that bro? Who doesn't want to be with DSL? And you know what, to all the haters on the Internet running their mouth, I bet you wouldn't say it to my face, you know why? Because if you said it to my face, you would get something you don't want to know bro. You would get a ****in Stone Cold Steve Austin beat down bro. And I swear to God if I saw any of you guys, if I-- you know what I'm going to do, how about this you guys? I'm going to hack into your ****ing computer and I'm gonna find where you live, I'm gonna come and beat you in your ****ing sleep. Don't run your mouth anymore peace out.
Now now Baldie, lets not get angry here


You gotta keep the last few strands on ur head don't ya. stress is a big INITIATOR of hair loss
post 1521411451 10-03-2017, 06:10 PM
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Between the 22 year old turkey necked Bitch and the 1.7 miles of cock the gf has taken, I can't stop laughing srs
post 1521411641 10-03-2017, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ALyon120
Now now Baldie, lets not get angry here


You gotta keep the last few strands on ur head don't ya. stress is a big INITIATOR of hair loss
You are very unaware
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post 1521412701 10-03-2017, 06:21 PM
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OP:

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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