Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Starting to worry that my nephew could turn out like Godfrd. (Srs)
  1. Results 31 to 60 of 66
  2. Page 2 of 3
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2
  7. 3
  9. Last

Thread: Starting to worry that my nephew could turn out like Godfrd. (Srs)

post 10000030535 01-30-2026, 07:19 AM
-
#31
  1. monster0ultra
  1. monster0ultra
  3. Join Date: Oct 2020
  4. Posts: 2,769
  5. Subscribers: 11
  6. Rep Power: 767
Kind of a tangent but this guy has a fascinating story. Steroid dealing D1 football player turned pepsi smuggler. Worth a watch. There's also a documentary on prime or Netflix IIRC.



What ties it to this thread is Bonobo's parenting discussion. Also, Godfrd is confidently wrong the person, he likes to confidently say dumb shit like "execute the perp's father too" or "blacks are the most attractive adjusted for income".

The guy in the video had a great father who taught him great values, work hard, don't lie, treat people right, etc. The father worked long hours, then spent the rest of his free time coaching his son. Yet the son still ended up becoming a drug dealer. But according to Godfrd, it's the father's fault and we should execute the father too, JFL @ that retard.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000030540 01-30-2026, 07:24 AM
-
#32
  1. GooBaaa
  1. GooBaaa
  3. Join Date: Sep 2011
  4. Location: Buffalo NY
  5. Posts: 58,750
  6. Subscribers: 5
  7. Rep Power: 434103
Only option is to kill him
post 10000030554 01-30-2026, 07:30 AM
-
#33
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Kind of a tangent but this guy has a fascinating story. Steroid dealing D1 football player turned pepsi smuggler. Worth a watch. There's also a documentary on prime or Netflix IIRC.



What ties it to this thread is Bonobo's parenting discussion. Also, Godfrd is confidently wrong the person, he likes to confidently say dumb shit like "execute the perp's father too" or "blacks are the most attractive adjusted for income".

The guy in the video had a great father who taught him great values, work hard, don't lie, treat people right, etc. The father worked long hours, then spent the rest of his free time coaching his son. Yet the son still ended up becoming a drug dealer. But according to Godfrd, it's the father's fault and we should execute the father too, JFL @ that retard.
This must hit close to home for you, what with you having a father and brother who are both doctors while you couldn't even get into a state school. How is your green card wife BTW? For those who don't know, which is no one, monsterultra thinks it's weird that I would want to marry a woman with my exact racial makeup for love, but him marrying a woman with his exact racial makeup in order to scam the government and an insurance company is a-ok.

This guy gets mad at the weirdest things. Like me saying I could bench 315lbs while weighing 280lbs, or saying that I could do 3 pullups at that same weight. He took offence at the fact that I drive a Kia that costs more than his BMW. He is really irate at the fact that I'm a veteran too. To be honest IDK why these things bother him. They're very mundane.

Inb4 he says I'm lying. Of course we can't verify this because he deleted all his posts. But he can't do that anymore, so he has to be more careful here.

Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Only option is to kill him
Do you honestly think there's a nephew? At all? Let me guess, this nephew goes to another school, in Canada, we wouldn't know him.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030589 01-30-2026, 07:46 AM
-
#34
  1. suave2000
  1. suave2000
  3. Join Date: Mar 2009
  4. Location: Peru
  5. Age: 37
  6. Posts: 29,072
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 11201
Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
rekt by a low IQ communist. Sad!
Finally we can agree on something...
post 10000030605 01-30-2026, 07:55 AM
-
#35
  1. monster0ultra
  1. monster0ultra
  3. Join Date: Oct 2020
  4. Posts: 2,769
  5. Subscribers: 11
  6. Rep Power: 767
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
This must hit close to home for you, what with you having a father and brother who are both doctors while you couldn't even get into a state school. How is your green card wife BTW? For those who don't know, which is no one, monsterultra thinks it's weird that I would want to marry a woman with my exact racial makeup for love, but him marrying a woman with his exact racial makeup in order to scam the government and an insurance company is a-ok.

This guy gets mad at the weirdest things. Like me saying I could bench 315lbs while weighing 280lbs, or saying that I could do 3 pullups at that same weight. He took offence at the fact that I drive a Kia that costs more than his BMW. He is really irate at the fact that I'm a veteran too. To be honest IDK why these things bother him. They're very mundane.

Inb4 he says I'm lying. Of course we can't verify this because he deleted all his posts. But he can't do that anymore, so he has to be more careful here.



Do you honestly think there's a nephew? At all? Let me guess, this nephew goes to another school, in Canada, we wouldn't know him.
You forgot to add that you can run for 45 minutes non stop to your list of claims.

That photo Bonobo posted is misleading. It's all muscle under that fat. Those aren't side boobs. Those are lats so big you can see them from the front.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000030612 01-30-2026, 08:00 AM
-
#36
  1. DonVonDuck
  1. DonVonDuck
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Posts: 8,749
  5. Rep Power: 40904
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Do you honestly think there's a nephew? At all? Let me guess, this nephew goes to another school, in Canada, we wouldn't know him.
I don't think you go to the same school as any of my nieces or nephews. They surely would've mentioned you, my friend.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000030622 01-30-2026, 08:04 AM
-
#37
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I don't think you go to the same school as any of my nieces or nephews. They surely would've mentioned you, my friend.
I'm sure we don't. My question is, why are you envious of your 12 year old nephew? Just because you haven't kissed a girl doesn't mean that he can't have kisses a girl.

Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You forgot to add that you can run for 45 minutes non stop to your list of claims.

That photo Bonobo posted is misleading. It's all muscle under that fat. Those aren't side boobs. Those are lats so big you can see them from the front.
I mean, it's at a 5mph pace. There's nothing impressive about that. That's a very light jog, no pun intended.

My physique is better than yours. You posted yours on new misc and promptly deleted it after getting clowned. You should post your physique here to prove I'm lying about that too.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030652 01-30-2026, 08:27 AM
-
#38
  1. DonVonDuck
  1. DonVonDuck
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Posts: 8,749
  5. Rep Power: 40904
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'm sure we don't. My question is, why are you envious of your 12 year old nephew? Just because you haven't kissed a girl doesn't mean that he can't have kisses a girl.



I mean, it's at a 5mph pace. There's nothing impressive about that. That's a very light jog, no pun intended.

My physique is better than yours. You posted yours on new misc and promptly deleted it after getting clowned. You should post your physique here to prove I'm lying about that too.
At what age did your peers begin to reject you? Maybe I can get one step ahead on this, fellas. Was it a gradual process or was it more like the flick of a light switch?
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000030659 01-30-2026, 08:36 AM
-
#39
  1. monster0ultra
  1. monster0ultra
  3. Join Date: Oct 2020
  4. Posts: 2,769
  5. Subscribers: 11
  6. Rep Power: 767
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
At what age did your peers begin to reject you?
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000030670 01-30-2026, 08:52 AM
-
#40
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
At what age did your peers begin to reject you? Maybe I can get one step ahead on this, fellas. Was it a gradual process or was it more like the flick of a light switch?
I'm quite popular. It's why I'm successful at almost everything with no effort. Here's what you need to do, tell your pretend nephew to look at everything you do, and do the exact opposite.

Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩

I achieved my goal. Did you see my Pani Pony Dash videos?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030675 01-30-2026, 08:53 AM
-
#41
  1. LongNstrong
  2. Banned
  1. LongNstrong
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Location: Alt heaven
  5. Posts: 1,765
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'm quite popular. It's why I'm successful at almost everything with no effort. Here's what you need to do, tell your pretend nephew to look at everything you do, and do the exact opposite.
You definitely aren't successful at being not fat...... to name one
Leave a like in the comment section.

Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.

post 10000030691 01-30-2026, 09:02 AM
-
#42
  1. DonVonDuck
  1. DonVonDuck
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Posts: 8,749
  5. Rep Power: 40904
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'm quite popular. It's why I'm successful at almost everything with no effort. Here's what you need to do, tell your pretend nephew to look at everything you do, and do the exact opposite.

Any Valentine's Day plans this year, skipper?
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000030692 01-30-2026, 09:04 AM
-
#43
  1. DonVonDuck
  1. DonVonDuck
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Posts: 8,749
  5. Rep Power: 40904
Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩

Well, he's clearly a ravenous pussy slayer in that vid. Peak athlete as well.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000030719 01-30-2026, 09:21 AM
-
#44
  1. piramparam
  2. Certified Horse
  1. piramparam
  2. Certified Horse
  3. Join Date: Oct 2016
  4. Age: 27
  5. Height: 6'0"
  6. Weight: 199 lbs
  7. Posts: 9,117
  8. Subscribers: 2
  9. Rep Power: 13146
Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩

These videos date back to that time godfred smashed those 30 snow bunnies before marrying his wife.
1096 ng/dl
post 10000030740 01-30-2026, 09:34 AM
-
#45
  1. SuperHercules
  1. SuperHercules
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Height: 6'5"
  5. Posts: 32,294
  6. Subscribers: 7
  7. Rep Power: 565247
Is this your nephew?


See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000030747 01-30-2026, 09:38 AM
-
#46
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Is this your nephew?

Technically yes, because the pic isn't showing, and the nephew isn't real.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030749 01-30-2026, 09:40 AM
-
#47
  1. SuperHercules
  1. SuperHercules
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Height: 6'5"
  5. Posts: 32,294
  6. Subscribers: 7
  7. Rep Power: 565247
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Technically yes, because the pic isn't showing, and the nephew isn't real.
works now. That's a pretty good white version of you isn't it?
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000030760 01-30-2026, 09:47 AM
-
#48
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
works now. That's a pretty good white version of you isn't it?
Not really, too fat. Also the flag is wrong.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030762 01-30-2026, 09:48 AM
-
#49
  1. SuperHercules
  1. SuperHercules
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Height: 6'5"
  5. Posts: 32,294
  6. Subscribers: 7
  7. Rep Power: 565247
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Not really, too fat. Also the flag is wrong.
AI is racist, how can they fuck up a country's flag?
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000030767 01-30-2026, 09:51 AM
-
#50
  1. monster0ultra
  1. monster0ultra
  3. Join Date: Oct 2020
  4. Posts: 2,769
  5. Subscribers: 11
  6. Rep Power: 767
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
works now. That's a pretty good white version of you isn't it?
It's not a good version because another unbelievable fact about Godfrd is that he wears 36 inch waist pants.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000030768 01-30-2026, 09:52 AM
-
#51
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
AI is racist, how can they fuck up a country's flag?
IDK, but the colors are wrong.

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030778 01-30-2026, 09:59 AM
-
#52
  1. SuperHercules
  1. SuperHercules
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Height: 6'5"
  5. Posts: 32,294
  6. Subscribers: 7
  7. Rep Power: 565247
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
IDK, but the colors are wrong.


They even fucked up the coat of arms, what's visible of it
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000030814 01-30-2026, 10:19 AM
-
#53
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
It's not a good version because another unbelievable fact about Godfrd is that he wears 36 inch waist pants.
I'm actually gonna have to go down to 34 soon.



Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
They even fucked up the coat of arms, what's visible of it
Yeah. Don't trust AI. It's not very good. Yet.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030820 01-30-2026, 10:22 AM
-
#54
  1. LongNstrong
  2. Banned
  1. LongNstrong
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Location: Alt heaven
  5. Posts: 1,765
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'm actually gonna have to go down to 34 soon.





Yeah. Don't trust AI. It's not very good. Yet.
bahahahah....Gutfrd posts a photo of the tags on his wifes jeans! Lmfao
Leave a like in the comment section.

Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised.

post 10000030825 01-30-2026, 10:27 AM
-
#55
  1. piramparam
  2. Certified Horse
  1. piramparam
  2. Certified Horse
  3. Join Date: Oct 2016
  4. Age: 27
  5. Height: 6'0"
  6. Weight: 199 lbs
  7. Posts: 9,117
  8. Subscribers: 2
  9. Rep Power: 13146
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'm actually gonna have to go down to 34 soon.





Yeah. Don't trust AI. It's not very good. Yet.
I use size 34 at 84kg and im at 14% ish bodyfat. And i havent worked out legs properly in months.
When i was doing deads and squatting every week at 90kg my quads couldnt fit a waist 36 straight cut.

So either u fraudin. Or your legs are literally twigs

Wich one is it godfrey
1096 ng/dl
post 10000030846 01-30-2026, 10:39 AM
-
#56
  1. Godfrd824
  1. Godfrd824
  3. Join Date: Oct 2008
  4. Location: DevilMayRage's Head, Rent Free
  5. Posts: 57,238
  6. Subscribers: 2
  7. Rep Power: 383141
Originally Posted By LongNstrong⏩
bahahahah....Gutfrd posts a photo of the tags on his wifes jeans! Lmfao
Yes, my 5'4" wife who wears 34" length jeans. You may be a genius.

Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
I use size 34 at 84kg and im at 14% ish bodyfat. And i havent worked out legs properly in months.
When i was doing deads and squatting every week at 90kg my quads couldnt fit a waist 36 straight cut.

So either u fraudin. Or your legs are literally twigs

Wich one is it godfrey


I'm no Tom Platz, but they're not bad.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000030847 01-30-2026, 10:40 AM
-
#57
  1. Bonobo
  2. Autist Whisperer
  1. Bonobo
  2. Autist Whisperer
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Location: Uganda
  5. Height: 6'1"
  6. Weight: 232 lbs
  7. Posts: 7,515
  8. Subscribers: 3
  9. Rep Power: 117770
Originally Posted By LongNstrong⏩
bahahahah....Gutfrd posts a photo of the tags on his wifes jeans! Lmfao
Lmao
El Bonobo
Incel crusher
post 10000030883 01-30-2026, 11:16 AM
-
#58
  1. piramparam
  2. Certified Horse
  1. piramparam
  2. Certified Horse
  3. Join Date: Oct 2016
  4. Age: 27
  5. Height: 6'0"
  6. Weight: 199 lbs
  7. Posts: 9,117
  8. Subscribers: 2
  9. Rep Power: 13146
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Yes, my 5'4" wife who wears 34" length jeans. You may

I'm no Tom Platz, but they're not bad.
Damn frud. Looking actually shredded.
Maybe ur not too fat after all. The CBS bet is paying off
1096 ng/dl
post 10000030941 01-30-2026, 12:10 PM
-
#59
  1. DonVonDuck
  1. DonVonDuck
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Posts: 8,749
  5. Rep Power: 40904
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Yes, my 5'4" wife who wears 34" length jeans. You may be a genius.





I'm no Tom Platz, but they're not bad.
Nice wheels, partner. Looking good. Sadly, your haters are going to crap on you for using heavy downward lighting & angle. You should beat them to the punch though. Show them what's what by posting your legs with normal lighting & a front camera angle.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000030946 01-30-2026, 12:13 PM
-
#60
  1. p7nk
  2. Registered Goyim
  1. p7nk
  2. Registered Goyim
  3. Join Date: Jul 2008
  4. Location: Applebee's
  5. Age: 39
  6. Posts: 66,707
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 236553
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Nice wheels, partner. Looking good. Sadly, your haters are going to crap on you for using heavy downward lighting & angle. You should beat them to the punch though. Show them what's what by posting your legs with normal lighting & a front camera angle.
💋👨🏽‍🍳🇨🇴
AP4 Crew
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts