Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » “I got the world’s smallest penis”
  1. Results 31 to 56 of 56
  2. Page 2 of 2
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2

Thread: “I got the world’s smallest penis”

post 10000041976 02-06-2026, 11:06 PM
-
#31
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Pretty hard when you have nothing to work with srs. Tbh I’d even be happy if I just knew what it felt like to tug ,but that’s an impossibility . I kind of flick the stub like a clit in order to coom. Takes forever but eventually works.

At this point my biggest fears are going to doctors . It’s very unsettling when nurses can’t keep their composure and start to lol uncontrollably
have u researched/read books on eating poosy?

i'm reading "she comes first" by ian kerner rn

it's been eye opening how complicated the female vaginal complex is

def takes some research to be an expert at eating the cooch
post 10000041980 02-06-2026, 11:14 PM
-
#32
  1. IAMBEE
  1. IAMBEE
  3. Join Date: Jun 2018
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 4,111
  6. Rep Power: 56297
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Lmao ^

Keep this on the low low fam . I don’t need the entire internet to know this srs. Next thing you know Jimmy Fallon is going to be calling me to go on the Tonight Show.
Faurk ,that would be very unsettling
It blows me away you’re never afraid to discuss it. Props for the honesty and not fraudin
post 10000041982 02-06-2026, 11:14 PM
-
#33
  1. kimm4
  1. kimm4
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Age: 57
  6. Posts: 56,754
  7. Subscribers: 7
  8. Rep Power: 1200579
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
shut ur ho3 ass up and bend over for my uncs
Oh my...I can hardly stand it...maybe I'll pencil you in.
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 10000041985 02-06-2026, 11:17 PM
-
#34
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Oh my...I can hardly stand it...maybe I'll pencil you in.
disgusting

i'd touch u with a 10 foot pole but das bout it

i'd rather jerk off
post 10000041987 02-06-2026, 11:20 PM
-
#35
  1. MajorTendonitis
  1. MajorTendonitis
  3. Join Date: Jan 2016
  4. Location: East Kootenays BC
  5. Age: 65
  6. Height: 5'8"
  7. Weight: 241 lbs
  8. Posts: 41,983
  9. Subscribers: 8
  10. Rep Power: 715365
Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
It blows me away you’re never afraid to discuss it. Props for the honesty and not fraudin
lol it doesn’t bother me that bad . Srs let’s face it when you’ve been born with a disability there’s nothing much you can do but lol about it.
With my luck the technology is going to progress to a point where they can 3d print a penor with actual human cells for people with my condition,but it will be when I’m dead.
Guess I was born a few decades too soon


As for frauding , srs I’ve told story after story of actual scenarios that I’ve dealt with threw out my life . You couldn’t make this chit up if you wanted to lol
Back with my Fam
post 10000041988 02-06-2026, 11:20 PM
-
#36
  1. kimm4
  1. kimm4
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Age: 57
  6. Posts: 56,754
  7. Subscribers: 7
  8. Rep Power: 1200579
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
disgusting

i'd touch u with a 10 foot pole but das bout it

i'd rather jerk off
Good...

You're an incel and your dick doesn't touch anyone...

Go back to eating your bucket's of KFC while posting pics of your mid/fat body in your boxers...and the random shots of your playing with your own dick and a measurement with a ruler...with no woman to ever be seen.

Phaggot
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 10000042003 02-06-2026, 11:49 PM
-
#37
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Good...

You're an incel and your dick doesn't touch anyone...

Go back to eating your bucket's of KFC while posting pics of your mid/fat body in your boxers...and the random shots of your playing with your own dick and a measurement with a ruler...with no woman to ever be seen.

Phaggot
Kimm, do u actually think u are some sort of sex symbol? It's just a misc inside joke. Nobody sees you and thinks "i want to have sex with a 60 year old granny with a dyke haircut, no tit/ass, female bodybuilder physique.

Not even kfc bucket eating phaggits like me.

Hate to break it to u but jesus said somethin like u gotta accept urself before being let into heaven or sumthin

srs
post 10000042005 02-06-2026, 11:53 PM
-
#38
  1. kimm4
  1. kimm4
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Age: 57
  6. Posts: 56,754
  7. Subscribers: 7
  8. Rep Power: 1200579
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
Kimm, do u actually think u are some sort of sex symbol? It's just a misc inside joke. Nobody sees you and thinks "i want to have sex with a 60 year old granny with a dyke haircut, no tit/ass, female bodybuilder physique.

Not even kfc bucket eating phaggits like me.

Hate to break it to u but jesus said somethin like u gotta accept urself before being let into heaven or sumthin

srs
Nope and where have you been? I no longer have a bb physique because I don't compete anymore. My hair is long and curly now and I have plenty of tits/ass for days.

Try to keep up my friend :)
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 10000042006 02-06-2026, 11:58 PM
-
#39
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I have plenty of tits/ass for days.

no u dont

u got one of those weird asses where ur naturally a flapjack and overtrained ur thighs and u look like a man

i dont mind small bobs but u prob trained chest too much and it looks manly. ur torso looks blocky asf as well

ur more tr@nny than mario srs
post 10000042007 02-07-2026, 12:00 AM
-
#40
  1. SAND
  1. SAND
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 755
  5. Rep Power: 9166
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
Kimm, do u actually think u are some sort of sex symbol? It's just a misc inside joke. Nobody sees you and thinks "i want to have sex with a 60 year old granny with a dyke haircut, no tit/ass, female bodybuilder physique.

Not even kfc bucket eating phaggits like me.

Hate to break it to u but jesus said somethin like u gotta accept urself before being let into heaven or sumthin

srs
I think literally everyone on the misc would have sex with her if given the opportunity. Most of them would blow up her phone like crazy in the ensuing days and get all in their feels.

There's no reason to cope partner.
post 10000042008 02-07-2026, 12:02 AM
-
#41
  1. kimm4
  1. kimm4
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Age: 57
  6. Posts: 56,754
  7. Subscribers: 7
  8. Rep Power: 1200579
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
no u dont

u got one of those weird asses where ur naturally a flapjack and overtrained ur thighs and u look like a man

i dont mind small bobs but u prob trained chest too much and it looks manly. ur torso looks blocky asf as well

ur more tr@nny than mario srs
LOL'd too funny...I don't even know what a flapjack ass is...never had one.

<3

Thread's about small penis...let's not derail
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 10000042009 02-07-2026, 12:08 AM
-
#42
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By SAND⏩
I think literally everyone on the misc would have sex with her if given the opportunity. Most of them would blow up her phone like crazy in the ensuing days and get all in their feels.

There's no reason to cope partner.
u dweebs need to stop feeding her delusions

she actually takes these fake and gey compliments literally srs
post 10000042010 02-07-2026, 12:09 AM
-
#43
  1. kimm4
  1. kimm4
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Age: 57
  6. Posts: 56,754
  7. Subscribers: 7
  8. Rep Power: 1200579
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
u dweebs need to stop feeding her delusions

she actually takes these fake and gey compliments literally srs
Oh stop...you know we're all just joking around. It's what the misc is all about.
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 10000042011 02-07-2026, 12:10 AM
-
#44
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Thread's about small penis...let's not derail
u dont give two shiets when a thread goes off topic from simps complementing u

now u get some real pushback and cant handle it

cute
post 10000042015 02-07-2026, 12:16 AM
-
#45
  1. kimm4
  1. kimm4
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Age: 57
  6. Posts: 56,754
  7. Subscribers: 7
  8. Rep Power: 1200579
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
u dont give two shiets when a thread goes off topic from simps complementing u

now u get some real pushback and cant handle it

cute
No I don't want to see thread's get completely derailed...little joking around is fine and I'm sure you get it.
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 10000042020 02-07-2026, 12:31 AM
-
#46
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
No I don't want to see thread's get completely derailed...little joking around is fine and I'm sure you get it.
ur a granny dyke
post 10000042023 02-07-2026, 12:33 AM
-
#47
  1. Dontoewsmebro
  2. Das it Mein
  1. Dontoewsmebro
  2. Das it Mein
  3. Join Date: Apr 2014
  4. Location: ATLien
  5. Posts: 25,617
  6. Subscribers: 1
  7. Rep Power: 236909
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Lmao ^

Keep this on the low low fam . I don’t need the entire internet to know this srs. Next thing you know Jimmy Fallon is going to be calling me to go on the Tonight Show.
Faurk ,that would be very unsettling
Ey brah at least you smashed in your prime. Imagine having a micro, and still a virgin.
Arsenal FC

Winnipeg Jets

*****Germany Crew *****
post 10000042024 02-07-2026, 12:36 AM
-
#48
  1. kimm4
  1. kimm4
  3. Join Date: May 2008
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Age: 57
  6. Posts: 56,754
  7. Subscribers: 7
  8. Rep Power: 1200579
Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
ur a granny dyke
Yeah you keep thinking that...make sure to hold that dick of yours in your one good hand.

Night gentlemen...
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 10000042027 02-07-2026, 12:40 AM
-
#49
  1. SAND
  1. SAND
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 755
  5. Rep Power: 9166
I'm actually not joking when I say I wanna sling kimmy's healthy robust physique over my shoulder and spank the hell out of her booty cheeks. Rub them with my hands and kiss them then bounce her up and down on Daddy's pogo stick.

Respectfully.
post 10000042028 02-07-2026, 12:43 AM
-
#50
  1. dropped40lbs
  1. dropped40lbs
  3. Join Date: Jan, 2026
  4. Posts: 1,739
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1875
Originally Posted By SAND⏩
I'm actually not joking when I say I wanna sling kimmy's healthy robust physique over my shoulder and spank the hell out of her booty cheeks. Rub them with my hands and kiss them then bounce her up and down on Daddy's pogo stick.

Respectfully.
id let her suck me off with a paper bag over her head but das bout it
post 10000042084 02-07-2026, 03:03 AM
-
#51
  1. MajorTendonitis
  1. MajorTendonitis
  3. Join Date: Jan 2016
  4. Location: East Kootenays BC
  5. Age: 65
  6. Height: 5'8"
  7. Weight: 241 lbs
  8. Posts: 41,983
  9. Subscribers: 8
  10. Rep Power: 715365
Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
Ey brah at least you smashed in your prime. Imagine having a micro, and still a virgin.
As autistic as I am I pulled well for a 3 year period in my 20’s . At least back then I had a few inches to work with , but it’s slowly receded with no end in sight . When I’m nervous it actually recedes like a turtle tucking its his head in. I mean srs I can’t even get a piece of it if I wanted to .
Back with my Fam
post 10000042091 02-07-2026, 03:20 AM
-
#52
  1. LAHipster1
  2. Registered User
  1. LAHipster1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct, 2025
  4. Posts: 3,185
  5. Subscribers: 3
  6. Rep Power: 29177
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
When I’m nervous it actually recedes like a turtle tucking its his head in. I mean srs I can’t even get a piece of it if I wanted to .

srs though u are a strong man and I respect u

not sure I could have done it tbh
I put effort in all my threads srs

only good vibes crew

always rep back crew

Founder of Maybe Next Life Crew

if ur struggling with reps read my guide https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=1000017013&f=19
post 10000042092 02-07-2026, 03:30 AM
-
#53
  1. MajorTendonitis
  1. MajorTendonitis
  3. Join Date: Jan 2016
  4. Location: East Kootenays BC
  5. Age: 65
  6. Height: 5'8"
  7. Weight: 241 lbs
  8. Posts: 41,983
  9. Subscribers: 8
  10. Rep Power: 715365
Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩

srs though u are a strong man and I respect u

not sure I could have done it tbh
Not gonna lie it’s brutal srs . I’m lol’ing on the outside but crying on the inside . I wish there was more awareness of micro penors , as maybe someone could set up a foundation to help find a cure so no one else has to go through this nightmare.

I mean they’ve got a foundation for breasts ,why not micros ?

Back with my Fam
post 10000042099 02-07-2026, 03:44 AM
-
#54
  1. LAHipster1
  2. Registered User
  1. LAHipster1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct, 2025
  4. Posts: 3,185
  5. Subscribers: 3
  6. Rep Power: 29177
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Not gonna lie it’s brutal srs . I’m lol’ing on the outside but crying on the inside . I wish there was more awareness of micro penors , as maybe someone could set up a foundation to help find a cure so no one else has to go through this nightmare.

I mean they’ve got a foundation for breasts ,why not micros ?
yeah i was just thinking if there is some alternative u could go for

don't think a cock sleeve would work u need some length so a strap on would be better

but still... the issue is getting a woman to go along with basically lesbian sex with u... f-ck brother tough shit

woman talk a lot about the clit and getting eaten out but at the end of day 99.99% wants/needs to be stretched and pounded by an average-large dick
I put effort in all my threads srs

only good vibes crew

always rep back crew

Founder of Maybe Next Life Crew

if ur struggling with reps read my guide https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=1000017013&f=19
post 10000042100 02-07-2026, 03:45 AM
-
#55
  1. Fang2
  1. Fang2
  3. Join Date: Feb 2013
  4. Posts: 73,545
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 1102150
At that point he needs to get surgery. He can at least get two more inches.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 10000042123 02-07-2026, 04:59 AM
-
#56
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  3. Join Date: Sep 2004
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 43
  6. Posts: 27,396
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 157903
I am grower, not a shower. I can be anywhere between two inches and just over six inches down there.
Cook the man some eggs!
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts