02-06-2026, 04:06 PM
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“I got the world’s smallest penis”
Came across this video on YouTube.
02-06-2026, 04:08 PM
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Rookie numbers , I beat him in spades srs . Not a record that I’m proud of , but a worlds record just the same
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02-06-2026, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
i think it's cool as hell if we actually got a world record holder at misc srs
Rookie numbers , I beat him in spades srs . Not a record that I’m proud of , but a worlds record just the same
i don't care about what record I just think it's cool
I put effort in all my threads srs
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02-06-2026, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
Thx bruh , we’re all gonna make it . My tour may be over , but Misc goes on for eternity
i think it's cool as hell if we actually got a world record holder at misc srs
i don't care about what record I just think it's cool
i don't care about what record I just think it's cool
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02-06-2026, 04:15 PM
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That HGC or whatever can increase testicle size. Would that work on a smol pp?
02-06-2026, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
Faurk , ded srs my balls are already huge . It’s almost like my life is some kind of a cruel fking joke , give a guy a super high sex drive with unlimited coom , but also give him a severe micro .
That HGC or whatever can increase testicle size. Would that work on a smol pp?
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02-06-2026, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Lol
Faurk , ded srs my balls are already huge . It’s almost like my life is some kind of cruel fking joke , give a guy a super high sex drive with unlimited coom , but also give him a severe micro . Faurk srs
02-06-2026, 04:19 PM
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02-06-2026, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
gjdm
Rookie numbers , I beat him in spades srs . Not a record that I’m proud of , but a worlds record just the same
02-06-2026, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Thx bruh , coming from you it means a lot srs
gjdm
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02-06-2026, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
hehe yw men =]
Thx bruh , coming from you it means a lot srs
02-06-2026, 05:35 PM
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Micropenis is a known medical condition
There is no worlds smallest penis once it's buried it's essentially non existent so there would be thousands of men tied for the same thing
There is no worlds smallest penis once it's buried it's essentially non existent so there would be thousands of men tied for the same thing
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02-06-2026, 08:25 PM
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The woman looks like she is disassociating
Wow that was depressing AF.
Do doctors watch for this. I don’t get it.
Wow that was depressing AF.
Do doctors watch for this. I don’t get it.
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02-06-2026, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Spades was the shit in high-school
Rookie numbers , I beat him in spades srs . Not a record that I’m proud of , but a worlds record just the same
02-06-2026, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Hitler had one and and look what he accomplished? The world feared him bruh.
It over srs
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02-06-2026, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Very unsettling.
Faurk , ded srs my balls are already huge . It’s almost like my life is some kind of a cruel fking joke , give a guy a super high sex drive with unlimited coom , but also give him a severe micro .
02-06-2026, 08:51 PM
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Anyway the story in the video is questionable.
The guy is like 35 years old, and his four tenths of an inch peenrar was only diagnosed as a micro in 2024...? Surely this would have been discovered in routine physicals earlier in life.
Also they can just bring on anyone with a made up story about their peeper for ratings since they arent going to show/prove it on the air. The whole thing could be a fraud.
He definitely has half-inch energy but Im still not sure Im buyin it.
The guy is like 35 years old, and his four tenths of an inch peenrar was only diagnosed as a micro in 2024...? Surely this would have been discovered in routine physicals earlier in life.
Also they can just bring on anyone with a made up story about their peeper for ratings since they arent going to show/prove it on the air. The whole thing could be a fraud.
He definitely has half-inch energy but Im still not sure Im buyin it.
02-06-2026, 08:53 PM
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02-06-2026, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SAND⏩
Srs pissing is no joke . You can’t piss in a wall mounted toilet in public places because you have to drop your pants , otherwise you’ll piss all over yourself and it’s embarrassing AF walking with drenched pants.
Also what does a half inch twig even look like, is it just the tip of a head sticking out of your lower abdomen? How do you pee downward into a toilet?
Micro issues are very unsettling.
Micro issues are very unsettling.
Always uses stall crew
I actually intentionally ordered a toilet that seemed more elongated than normal , it’s from Toto from memory , as I’ve taken pisses and it’s gone out the front onto the floor . Very unsettling when you walk in it srs
Eventually I took my toilet out and started using a 5 gallon bucket . Totally life changing . By chance when a 5 gallon bucket is sitting a 2 step , it provides the perfect height to get just under my micro .
The big bonus here is when I tilt the bucket I get the majority of piss in my bucket as opposed to pissing all over with a toilet . The towels still gets wet AF but much better than a toilet

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02-06-2026, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By SAND⏩
There is /was a micropenis subreddit
Also what does a half inch twig even look like, is it just the tip of a head sticking out of your lower abdomen? How do you pee downward into a toilet?
Micro issues are very unsettling.
Micro issues are very unsettling.
Shit was insane(srs)
Straight up looked like just the tip of a regular dick on top of a set of balls (srs)
Edit- it’s right here
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02-06-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Tinyballsbrah⏩
Not going to click on link . See it every day irl srs
There is /was a micropenis subreddit
Shit was insane(srs)
Straight up looked like just the tip of a regular dick on top of a set of balls (srs)
Edit- it’s right here
Enter at your
Own risk (no homo)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MicroPenis
Shit was insane(srs)
Straight up looked like just the tip of a regular dick on top of a set of balls (srs)
Edit- it’s right here
Enter at your
Own risk (no homo)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MicroPenis
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02-06-2026, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Jesus christ MT I need to throw my 2 cents in to make you feel a little better...hold on, let me go get another shot.
Not going to click on link . See it every day irl srs
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02-06-2026, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Lmao , srs it is very unsettling never knowing what it feels like to stretch out a sloots princess parts
Jesus christ MT I need to throw my 2 cents in to make you feel a little better...hold on, let me go get another shot.
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02-06-2026, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
u boomers should meet up and have a boomer orgy
Jesus christ MT I need to throw my 2 cents in to make you feel a little better...hold on, let me go get another shot.
u geeks only have so many more years to live might as well
02-06-2026, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Ok forget about that shit MT. The strongest nerves/most sensitive part in our vaginas are right at the entrance...that first 3-4 inches. There are more nerves deeper down that have a role but not as strong. If you got the right moves, the right control, you're in sync and she knows what she's doing...boom you hit the jackpot every time.
Lmao , srs it is very unsettling never knowing what it feels like to stretch out a sloots princess parts
Stop feeling so bad my friend...we're all gonna make it. :)
Edit: The constant bullshit about pounding a woman and hitting her cervix...that's not bringing her there just so you all know...
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02-06-2026, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
Friends helping friends...get your mind out of the gutter...
u boomers should meet up and have a boomer orgy
u geeks only have so many more years to live might as well
u geeks only have so many more years to live might as well
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02-06-2026, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
Pretty hard when you have nothing to work with srs. Tbh I’d even be happy if I just knew what it felt like to tug ,but that’s an impossibility . I kind of flick the stub like a clit in order to coom. Takes forever but eventually works.
u boomers should meet up and have a boomer orgy
u geeks only have so many more years to live might as well
u geeks only have so many more years to live might as well
At this point my biggest fears are going to doctors . It’s very unsettling when nurses can’t keep their composure and start to lol uncontrollably
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02-06-2026, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Faurk , ded srs my balls are already huge . It’s almost like my life is some kind of a cruel fking joke , give a guy a super high sex drive with unlimited coom , but also give him a severe micro .

02-06-2026, 10:43 PM
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Lmao ^
Keep this on the low low fam . I don’t need the entire internet to know this srs. Next thing you know Jimmy Fallon is going to be calling me to go on the Tonight Show.
Faurk ,that would be very unsettling
Keep this on the low low fam . I don’t need the entire internet to know this srs. Next thing you know Jimmy Fallon is going to be calling me to go on the Tonight Show.
Faurk ,that would be very unsettling
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02-06-2026, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
shut ur ho3 ass up and bend over for my uncs
Friends helping friends...get your mind out of the gutter...
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