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ITT Godfrd posts his son's birth certificate; DonVonDuck takes a 6 month ban (GTFIH)
03-24-2026, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I can take a pic of the year. But since you want to be so thorough. Let's make it an 18 month ban.
Give me the date issued and Ill take the year ban
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03-24-2026, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
No. Show the month & day. Why does it matter so much to you? I'll take 18 months for the entire date issued.
I can take a pic of the year. But since you want to be so thorough. Let's make it an 18 month ban.
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03-24-2026, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The goalposts always move
I can take a pic of the year. But since you want to be so thorough. Let's make it an 18 month ban.
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03-24-2026, 08:21 PM
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Godfrd, even if the date is December 4th, 2024, I'll take the 18 month ban.
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03-24-2026, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
My guy, you're already 12 months in. And we all know that Allfather will uphold that ban, even if you're not man enough to keep to your word. The deal was, my son's date of birth proving that he was in fact 4 months old. You've already gotten all you need. Have some shame.
Godfrd, even if the date is December 4th, 2024, I'll take the 18 month ban.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Post the date issued. Let's end this, my friend.
My guy, you're already 12 months in. And we all know that Allfather will uphold that ban, even if you're not man enough to keep to your word. The deal was, my son's date of birth proving that he was in fact 4 months old. You've already gotten all you need. Have some shame.
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03-24-2026, 08:29 PM
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You have to edit & reprint? Get in really close when you photograph it.
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03-24-2026, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Your mental illness is showing. I've made Allfather aware of this thread. Let's hope he bans you permanently for being a bitch and not keeping to your word.
You have to edit & reprint? Get in really close when you photograph it.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Damn. Template date confirmed.
Your mental illness is showing.
Duck was right.
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03-24-2026, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Why won't you show the date issued? It's not issued on the date of birth. What's the problem?
Your mental illness is showing. I've made Allfather aware of this thread. Let's hope he bans you permanently for being a bitch and not keeping to your word.
R.I.P. Bert
03-24-2026, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory⏩
I knew when his initial pic was lower res. He has an iPhone, but suddenly can't take hi res pics...? His frequent delays are revealing as well.
Damn. Template date confirmed.
Duck was right.
Duck was right.
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03-24-2026, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
This is why you don't play the prove it game with these retards because the point is it to keep leading you on. How much time did you waste with this idiot?
Your mental illness is showing. I've made Allfather aware of this thread. Let's hope he bans you permanently for being a bitch and not keeping to your word.
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03-24-2026, 08:36 PM
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He's editing and reprinting right now.
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03-24-2026, 08:37 PM
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Give me a high res photo, Godfrd. Date issued..
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03-24-2026, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I'm sure Allfather will ban him. And the forum will be all the better for it.
This is why you don't play the prove it game with these retards because the point is it to keep leading you on. How much time did you waste with this idiot?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Why won't you post the date issued? If it says December 4th, I'll still take the 18 month ban.
I'm sure Allfather will ban him. And the forum will be all the better for it.
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03-24-2026, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Why would it say December 4? Are you really trying to look up the document online to dox me.
Why won't you post the date issued? If it says December 4th, I'll still take the 18 month ban.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 08:44 PM
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03-24-2026, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Because that's the date on the template.
Why would it say December 4? Are you really trying to look up the document online to dox me.
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03-24-2026, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
Did you miss the second pic?
Low res pic and its all crumbled up like it was just printed with an inkjet.
Important docs are stored properly and should be flat and perfect.
Important docs are stored properly and should be flat and perfect.
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03-24-2026, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Ok, if it doesn't say December 4, you take the 18 month ban then, right? No more BSing.
Because that's the date on the template.
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03-24-2026, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
This is like a five minute ordeal maximum if you aren’t frauding. He wasted more of his own time doing odd shit like hiding the state registrar, which is public, lol.
This is why you don't play the prove it game with these retards because the point is it to keep leading you on. How much time did you waste with this idiot?
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03-24-2026, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Yes. Give me a *high res* picture of the full document with the date issued unredacted. 18 months.
Ok, if it doesn't say December 4, you take the 18 month ban then, right?
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03-24-2026, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory⏩
Did he scan or photograph the first pic you think? Because the resolution is atrocious. You can see the 'void' stamps blurred out in the background of his pic.
This is like a five minute ordeal maximum if you aren’t frauding. He wasted more of his own time doing odd shit like hiding the state registrar, which is public, lol.
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03-24-2026, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory⏩
I didn't know that it's the same for everyone.
This is like a five minute ordeal maximum if you aren’t frauding. He wasted more of his own time doing odd shit like hiding the state registrar, which is public, lol.
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I scanned the document. And the website I use to upload pics shrinks the pics down.
Did he scan or photograph the first pic you think? Because the resolution is atrocious.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
What the fuck.
I didn't know that it's the same for everyone.
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03-24-2026, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Use imgur.
I didn't know that it's the same for everyone.
I scanned the document. And the website I use to upload pics shrinks the pics down.
I scanned the document. And the website I use to upload pics shrinks the pics down.
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03-24-2026, 08:54 PM
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Bring it home, Godfrd.
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03-24-2026, 08:57 PM
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I'm going to predict December 11th or March 15th. And a cropped, low res image.
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