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» ITT Godfrd posts his son's birth certificate; DonVonDuck takes a 6 month ban (GTFIH)
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post 10000099204 03-24-2026, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
Give me the date issued and Ill take the year ban
I can take a pic of the year. But since you want to be so thorough. Let's make it an 18 month ban.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099206 03-24-2026, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
I can take a pic of the year. But since you want to be so thorough. Let's make it an 18 month ban.
No. Show the month & day. Why does it matter so much to you? I'll take 18 months for the entire date issued.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099207 03-24-2026, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
I can take a pic of the year. But since you want to be so thorough. Let's make it an 18 month ban.
The goalposts always move
El Bonobo
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post 10000099209 03-24-2026, 08:21 PM
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Godfrd, even if the date is December 4th, 2024, I'll take the 18 month ban.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099212 03-24-2026, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
Godfrd, even if the date is December 4th, 2024, I'll take the 18 month ban.
My guy, you're already 12 months in. And we all know that Allfather will uphold that ban, even if you're not man enough to keep to your word. The deal was, my son's date of birth proving that he was in fact 4 months old. You've already gotten all you need. Have some shame.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099213 03-24-2026, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
My guy, you're already 12 months in. And we all know that Allfather will uphold that ban, even if you're not man enough to keep to your word. The deal was, my son's date of birth proving that he was in fact 4 months old. You've already gotten all you need. Have some shame.
Post the date issued. Let's end this, my friend.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099216 03-24-2026, 08:29 PM
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You have to edit & reprint? Get in really close when you photograph it.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099217 03-24-2026, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
You have to edit & reprint? Get in really close when you photograph it.
Your mental illness is showing. I've made Allfather aware of this thread. Let's hope he bans you permanently for being a bitch and not keeping to your word.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099219 03-24-2026, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Your mental illness is showing.
Damn. Template date confirmed.

Duck was right.
Physics crew
post 10000099221 03-24-2026, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Your mental illness is showing. I've made Allfather aware of this thread. Let's hope he bans you permanently for being a bitch and not keeping to your word.
Why won't you show the date issued? It's not issued on the date of birth. What's the problem?
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099223 03-24-2026, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory
Damn. Template date confirmed.

Duck was right.
I knew when his initial pic was lower res. He has an iPhone, but suddenly can't take hi res pics...? His frequent delays are revealing as well.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099224 03-24-2026, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Your mental illness is showing. I've made Allfather aware of this thread. Let's hope he bans you permanently for being a bitch and not keeping to your word.
This is why you don't play the prove it game with these retards because the point is it to keep leading you on. How much time did you waste with this idiot?
El Bonobo
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post 10000099226 03-24-2026, 08:36 PM
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He's editing and reprinting right now.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099227 03-24-2026, 08:37 PM
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Give me a high res photo, Godfrd. Date issued..
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099228 03-24-2026, 08:38 PM
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Bert’s bitch coping hard ITT
post 10000099229 03-24-2026, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
This is why you don't play the prove it game with these retards because the point is it to keep leading you on. How much time did you waste with this idiot?
I'm sure Allfather will ban him. And the forum will be all the better for it.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099230 03-24-2026, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
I'm sure Allfather will ban him. And the forum will be all the better for it.
Why won't you post the date issued? If it says December 4th, I'll still take the 18 month ban.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099231 03-24-2026, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
Why won't you post the date issued? If it says December 4th, I'll still take the 18 month ban.
Why would it say December 4? Are you really trying to look up the document online to dox me.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099232 03-24-2026, 08:44 PM
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post 10000099233 03-24-2026, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Why would it say December 4? Are you really trying to look up the document online to dox me.
Because that's the date on the template.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099235 03-24-2026, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By ymer
Low res pic and its all crumbled up like it was just printed with an inkjet.

Important docs are stored properly and should be flat and perfect.
Did you miss the second pic?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099236 03-24-2026, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
Because that's the date on the template.
Ok, if it doesn't say December 4, you take the 18 month ban then, right? No more BSing.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099238 03-24-2026, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
This is why you don't play the prove it game with these retards because the point is it to keep leading you on. How much time did you waste with this idiot?
This is like a five minute ordeal maximum if you aren’t frauding. He wasted more of his own time doing odd shit like hiding the state registrar, which is public, lol.
Physics crew
post 10000099239 03-24-2026, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
Ok, if it doesn't say December 4, you take the 18 month ban then, right?
Yes. Give me a *high res* picture of the full document with the date issued unredacted. 18 months.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099240 03-24-2026, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory
This is like a five minute ordeal maximum if you aren’t frauding. He wasted more of his own time doing odd shit like hiding the state registrar, which is public, lol.
Did he scan or photograph the first pic you think? Because the resolution is atrocious. You can see the 'void' stamps blurred out in the background of his pic.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099241 03-24-2026, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By GaloisTheory
This is like a five minute ordeal maximum if you aren’t frauding. He wasted more of his own time doing odd shit like hiding the state registrar, which is public, lol.
I didn't know that it's the same for everyone.

Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
Did he scan or photograph the first pic you think? Because the resolution is atrocious.
I scanned the document. And the website I use to upload pics shrinks the pics down.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099242 03-24-2026, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
I didn't know that it's the same for everyone.
What the fuck.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099244 03-24-2026, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824
I didn't know that it's the same for everyone.



I scanned the document. And the website I use to upload pics shrinks the pics down.
Use imgur.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099247 03-24-2026, 08:54 PM
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Bring it home, Godfrd.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099249 03-24-2026, 08:57 PM
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I'm going to predict December 11th or March 15th. And a cropped, low res image.
R.I.P. Bert
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