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Thread: ITT Godfrd posts his son's birth certificate; DonVonDuck takes a 6 month ban (GTFIH)

post 10000099085 03-24-2026, 06:14 PM
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ITT Godfrd posts his son's birth certificate; DonVonDuck takes a 6 month ban (GTFIH)

Godfrd will post a front and back image of his son's birth certificate, issued in the state of Virginia, with the following information unredacted:

Full date of birth
Full birth location
Ages of parents at date of birth

Names will be redacted.

Once this is done, Donald VonDuck will take a 6 month ban effective immediately. Upon return, his user title will be "Bert's Bitch" until this forum ceases to exist.

Both parties are in agreement with these terms.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099088 03-24-2026, 06:19 PM
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post 10000099091 03-24-2026, 06:21 PM
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post 10000099097 03-24-2026, 06:25 PM
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This disingenuous anal haemorrhoid pretending he doesn’t know there is already a thread for this LOL just fkn LOL.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=1000007552&f=19
post 10000099110 03-24-2026, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Mulloway69⏩
This disingenuous anal haemorrhoid pretending he doesn’t know there is already a thread for this LOL just fkn LOL.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=1000007552&f=19
Title wasn't specific enough, buddy boy.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099115 03-24-2026, 06:40 PM
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Could you make it a 12 month ban if I post my son's birth certificate, too?
post 10000099118 03-24-2026, 06:45 PM
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post 10000099149 03-24-2026, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Title wasn't specific enough, buddy boy.
I'm here, are you gonna admit you're a phaggot, or are you gonna take the ban?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099152 03-24-2026, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'm here, are you gonna admit you're a phaggot, or are you gonna take the ban?
I'll take the ban. 6 months.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099160 03-24-2026, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I'll take the ban. 6 months.


Are you gonna self ban, or do we need to get Allfather in on this?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099164 03-24-2026, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Are you gonna self ban, or do we need to get Allfather in on this?
post 10000099165 03-24-2026, 07:35 PM
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Don von duck taking L's tonight
post 10000099166 03-24-2026, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩


Are you gonna self ban, or do we need to get Allfather in on this?
Good try....




Show the back....
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099170 03-24-2026, 07:41 PM
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Wrong font as well, partner.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099171 03-24-2026, 07:42 PM
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DVD trying to wiggle his way out of it. Lmao.

post 10000099172 03-24-2026, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Good try....




Show the back....


Inb4 I'm Wincel or some other scheme to weasel out of the ban.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099173 03-24-2026, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
DVD trying to wiggle his way out of it. Lmao.


Guy redacted the state registrar in the bottom right corner. What would anyone even do with that information?
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099174 03-24-2026, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩


Inb4 I'm Wincel or some other scheme to weasel out of the ban.
That's not it.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099176 03-24-2026, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
That's not it.
Ok. I can go take a pic of the front and just put sticky notes on the info I don't want shown. Let's make it a 12 month ban though, since instead of taking your loss like a man, you're trying to weasel out of it.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099177 03-24-2026, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Guy redacted the state registrar in the bottom right corner. What would anyone even do with that information?
When you couldn't accept the outcome of members voting in favor of keeping Bert, I didn't expect you to be a stand-up guy. This is no surprise.
post 10000099178 03-24-2026, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Ok. I can go take a pic of the front and just put sticky notes on the info I don't want shown. Let's make it a 12 month ban though, since instead of taking your loss like a man, you're trying to weasel out of it.
12 month ban if you show the state registrar and date issued.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099183 03-24-2026, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Ok. I can go take a pic of the front and just put sticky notes on the info I don't want shown. Let's make it a 12 month ban though, since instead of taking your loss like a man, you're trying to weasel out of it.
They always move the goalposts
El Bonobo
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post 10000099184 03-24-2026, 07:57 PM
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post 10000099185 03-24-2026, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
12 month ban if you show the state registrar.
And pics of him fucking a donkey, ask for pics of him fucking a donkey being ridden by a midget.


For research purposes of course, I'm not a weirdo.
post 10000099186 03-24-2026, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
They always move the goalposts
He used an online template like I expected. That's not the back either. Looks like a tax document or something.
R.I.P. Bert
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post 10000099194 03-24-2026, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
He used an online template like I expected. That's not the back either. Looks like a tax document or something.
Blue tape, couldn't find sticky notes.



Let me guess what your next excuse will be, I had the Dept of Records down in Richmond mock this up for me weeks in advanced for this exact occasion?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099195 03-24-2026, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩


Are you gonna self ban, or do we need to get Allfather in on this?
Lol! You can see the areas on the background where you try to hide the subtle "void" stamps seen in the template.
R.I.P. Bert
post 10000099199 03-24-2026, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Lol! You can see the areas on the background where you try to hide the subtle "void" stamps seen in the template.
This is getting embarrasing.

In case you missed it.

Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
He used an online template like I expected. That's not the back either. Looks like a tax document or something.
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Blue tape, couldn't find sticky notes.



Let me guess what your next excuse will be, I had the Dept of Records down in Richmond mock this up for me weeks in advanced for this exact occasion?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000099200 03-24-2026, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Blue tape, couldn't find sticky notes.



Let me guess what your next excuse will be, I had the Dept of Records down in Richmond mock this up for me weeks in advanced for this exact occasion?
Give me the date issued and Ill take the year ban
R.I.P. Bert
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