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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩
Whew!
For a minute there I thought ass might be off limits!
For a minute there I thought ass might be off limits!
04-13-2026, 08:42 AM
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04-13-2026, 08:55 AM
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Physically impossible for me to care any tiny bit less. Still diving in. If I die I die
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04-13-2026, 09:47 AM
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I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
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04-13-2026, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Going down on randoms from the bar/clubs is one of the most disgusting acts you can do... Have you no self-respect?
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
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04-13-2026, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩
I'll eat randoms too but the gal in this story was a regular fwb at the time.
Going down on randoms from the bar/clubs is one of the most disgusting acts you can do... Have you no self-respect?
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04-13-2026, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
04-13-2026, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
u wot m8
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
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04-13-2026, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Least you got medication on it right away. Smash on
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
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04-13-2026, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
one of the worst things i've read in a long time jesus christ
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04-13-2026, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
i wonder if he still pays to get laid
Ibby eats out hookers. Someone should page him
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04-13-2026, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
You need Jesus. Holy fuk
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
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04-13-2026, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Mogged
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
04-13-2026, 02:57 PM
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I lick vagina 3+ times a week for 40 yrs... Clean bill of health (so far)..
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04-13-2026, 03:02 PM
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04-13-2026, 03:11 PM
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pretty sure this has been known for over a decade now, atleast in the UK. Oral sex has been known as a cause for oral cancer. probably due to contraceptives coming out of the box and entering the mans throat fucking his shit up
04-13-2026, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
you need jesus
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
04-13-2026, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
This submissive beta move I would never do that unless she was a virgin tradwife
LOL @ eating box even if it didn’t give you cancer
04-13-2026, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
Bunch of uncle jun’s itt lol
This submissive beta move I would never do that unless she was a virgin tradwife
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04-13-2026, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I mean
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Originally Posted By AnabolicMind⏩
We thank you for your service...
I lick vagina 3+ times a week for 40 yrs... Clean bill of health (so far)..
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04-13-2026, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
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04-14-2026, 04:40 AM
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My wife sat on my face last night. Just don't eat random internet muff
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04-14-2026, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
And this is why i misc
I was hammered going down on this gal and she tasted like battery acid. Hella foamy, didn't smell terrible but didn't smell great either. We had been out for hours that night and she had been wearing those fake like plastic leather pants with no underwear so I attributed it to that. It took like 10 mins just to get the pants off of her, and not being a fair weather coochie gobbler, I kept going.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
I noticed it started to get harder and harder to control my mouth/tongue movements as I went on; like my whole face was going numb. She starts bucking and it's time to fuck, so I come up to talk and I sound like I'm having a stroke. She goes WTF? And I'm trying to say "I can't feel my face" and I can see as the dots connect in her head. Apparently I had eaten the yeast infection suppository right out of her.
Still smashed. That one most definitely took years off of my life. But I won't ever change.
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04-14-2026, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
this
This submissive beta move I would never do that unless she was a virgin tradwife
better to eat a butthole than do that
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