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Thread: Breaking News: Don't eat the box!

post 10000123029 04-12-2026, 12:48 PM
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Breaking News: Don't eat the box!



Sit in my car on Friday nights so my cat thinks I have a social life crew
post 10000123049 04-12-2026, 12:55 PM
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Guess we dying of throat cancer then…
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000123063 04-12-2026, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Guess we dying of throat cancer then…
Sit in my car on Friday nights so my cat thinks I have a social life crew
post 10000123065 04-12-2026, 01:02 PM
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Never Relax
post 10000123066 04-12-2026, 01:02 PM
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If you have the Gardasil shot it lowers your odds of cancer (and of passing cancer-causing HPV to your girl) a lot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardasil

78% lower chance of cervical cancer
post 10000123068 04-12-2026, 01:03 PM
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LOL. There are a lot of stories about movie stars getting throat cancer from munching on a peitry dish of a box. Many of them.

Val Kilmer and Michael Douglass and Eddie Van Halen, etc.
post 10000123081 04-12-2026, 01:09 PM
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In the words of the great Kill Tony comedian William Montgomery -


I AIN'T EVVVVVAAAAAA GONNA STOP EATING THAT POOOOCCCCYYYYYY
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I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
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post 10000123090 04-12-2026, 01:15 PM
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Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this
post 10000123091 04-12-2026, 01:15 PM
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South of the border
Down Mexico way
post 10000123095 04-12-2026, 01:16 PM
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It sucks on ONS’s because sex without eating the BOX leads to a less fulfilling experience.
I never cared though even after i found this out, always ate the pussy.
I had HPV from like when i was 17, from penetratio. So i guess that kept me safe. Like anti bodies.

But yeah bro. As a sober guy i would never eat a one night stand out or have unsafe sex.
Cant believe i ate out and raw dogged every ONS i ever had up unttil and thought this is fine lmfaoo
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post 10000123096 04-12-2026, 01:18 PM
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*smugness intensifies*

post 10000123108 04-12-2026, 01:29 PM
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LOL @ eating box even if it didn’t give you cancer
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post 10000123153 04-12-2026, 01:53 PM
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real men dont do that anyway, but women still should

srs
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srs
post 10000123161 04-12-2026, 01:58 PM
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the nice clean wieners guy was right
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post 10000123177 04-12-2026, 02:06 PM
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I mean, it's pretty obvious which box can be eaten and which box can't. Most box is great to eat, and obviously you know the ones that aren't.
post 10000123627 04-12-2026, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
*smugness intensifies*


You would post a fat phaggot
DYEL?
post 10000123641 04-12-2026, 07:27 PM
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I never eat pussy. Never have, never will.

My fuck buddy tried putting her pussy on my mouth during 69 and I kept pushing her off lol.
post 10000123645 04-12-2026, 07:29 PM
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snifff snifff

do i smell sushi?
post 10000123649 04-12-2026, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Pon_Pon⏩
I never eat pussy. Never have, never will.

My fuck buddy tried putting her pussy on my mouth during 69 and I kept pushing her off lol.
lol gross
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post 10000123660 04-12-2026, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
LOL @ eating box even if it didn’t give you cancer
This makes 100% sense to me.


I would say “try men” but you clearly have, and you clearly prefer.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000123670 04-12-2026, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By achtungpanzer⏩
You would post a fat phaggot
I heard you're a bug catcher. Is this true?
post 10000123673 04-12-2026, 07:46 PM
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Does this applies to dinks as well? Last night my wife blew me unwashed while I was watching UFC and I felt kinda bad about it...
post 10000123679 04-12-2026, 07:54 PM
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Gotta die sometime
post 10000123687 04-12-2026, 07:59 PM
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If this was true how come there are so many male pr0nstars who don't have mouth cancer? They literally eat the box in every single video and have thousands of videos.

I think it has to do with hygiene. The average cumdumpster you pick up at a bar/club/tinder don't get tested and clean very well down there. That's why escorts >>>>> random sloots.
post 10000123694 04-12-2026, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Waingro⏩
*smugness intensifies*


post 10000123696 04-12-2026, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
This makes 100% sense to me.


I would say “try men” but you clearly have, and you clearly prefer.
Your weak, feeble mind thinks not eating pussy = loving cawk?
























































When you think irondumblet couldn’t possible be any dumber, he manages to outdo himself lol
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post 10000123701 04-12-2026, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Guess we dying of throat cancer then…
that would be an honorable death
post 10000123706 04-12-2026, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
that would be an honorable death
It would be a death, that is for sure.

I would enjoy it, that also is for sure.

Would it be honorable?


I don’t care as I do not subscribe to the same values as whoever determines what is honorable or not…


But I would fucking enjoy it.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000123773 04-12-2026, 09:17 PM
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Ass eating crew takes another W.
post 10000123805 04-12-2026, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Ass eating crew takes another W.
You probably get cancer and AIDS from that
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