05-16-2026, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩
Hell yes it was fucking lit. Always surreal to see the king himself in person. Srs
if true, absolutely incredible.
I think he is the GOAT and possibly an incarnation of Christ tbh.
I think he is the GOAT and possibly an incarnation of Christ tbh.
05-17-2026, 06:01 AM
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05-17-2026, 06:18 AM
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I saw Elvis Presley at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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05-17-2026, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
Damn he's still alive and doing the same shit?
I saw Elvis Presley at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
05-17-2026, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Yeah, fucker must be like 90 now.
Damn he's still alive and doing the same shit?
I have a proper Mandela effect thing going on around Elvis. I'm 100% sure he has an older brother who's given interviews for documentaries and manages his estate. But that's not true in this dimension, apparently.
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06-05-2026, 06:04 PM
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Fun fact: when he is singing in "are you lonesome tonight" (song starts at 7:50, beautiful peak elvis voice btw)...he says "do you gaze at your bald head, and wish you had hair!" ...he ad-libbed the lyrics cuz some guy on a date had his toupee (long before transplants this is what men did) come off during the show.
Elvis was sonofbitch LOL. Chad mogging baldcels back in 1970. SAD!
Elvis was sonofbitch LOL. Chad mogging baldcels back in 1970. SAD!
06-05-2026, 06:09 PM
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How the fuck would we have Elvis Presley stories
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06-10-2026, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ChadLifter⏩
I dunno theres gotta be at least one miscer who is in their 70's
How the fuck would we have Elvis Presley stories
excellent version of ...are you lonesome...they added reverb
sounds like Hwilliams Sr. ...pretty awesome. all of his Sun Stuff is incredible. need not be said he got mad pussy but its still impressive. he was swimming in it before he was famous famous famous.
06-11-2026, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By ChadLifter⏩
Some of us have been around for a very long time, Sonny boy.
How the fuck would we have Elvis Presley stories
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