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Why did the new He-Man movie underperform at box office?
06-08-2026, 12:27 PM
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06-08-2026, 12:33 PM
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I don't think people remember how campy and cheesy the 80s cartoon was. Rose-colored nostalgia. They went in expecting the 2002 cartoon. Not He-Man Ragnarok. Many subtleties like He-Man PSAing Skeletor about talking out his anger, or the laughing at the end, went over their head. I think it finds finds it's audience on Digital next month.
06-08-2026, 12:42 PM
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06-08-2026, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr_83⏩
The post above seems to explain. The 1980s OG cartoon was campy and cheesy, so this movie seems to follow it. I've never watched the 1980s cartoon (or the 2002 cartoon), so I don't know. The movie does have an old-school retro 1980s-ish soundtrack though. They even play Queen at one point
That trailer looks pure trash. Almost like a spoof.
06-08-2026, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By AbbeBusoni⏩
The specifics of why its bad don't even matter. It's just lazy, brainless film making. That trailer is so bad, so cheesy, so standardized. Anyone who watched the trailer then watched the film probably doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.
The post above seems to explain. The 1980s OG cartoon was campy and cheesy, so this movie seems to follow it. I've never watched the 1980s cartoon (or the 2002 cartoon), so I don't know. The movie does have an old-school retro 1980s-ish soundtrack though. They even play Queen at one point
06-08-2026, 01:04 PM
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06-08-2026, 03:51 PM
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06-08-2026, 04:45 PM
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Haven't even seen the trailer. I'm waiting for Mario Miami's Fàg Academy movie to come out.
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06-09-2026, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The throat goat meme always cracks me up.
Haven't even seen the trailer. I'm waiting for Mario Miami's Fàg Academy movie to come out.
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06-09-2026, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
If movie had been released in 2020, Calum would have been a prime choice for the role.
Right? They could have casted any Miscer instead. Does the guy they cast even lift, bro?
The actor they went with is kinda...small....for the role. Cartoon He Man is fuckin yoked!
Cook the man some eggs!
06-09-2026, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Good choice. If they wanted to stay with a rather small build guy, who actually looked like He-Man, I always thought Brad Pitt should have done it right after wrapping up filming of Troy back in the day.
If movie had been released in 2020, Calum would have been a prime choice for the role.
The actor they went with is kinda...small....for the role. Cartoon He Man is fuckin yoked!
The actor they went with is kinda...small....for the role. Cartoon He Man is fuckin yoked!

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