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Thread: What's wrong with my tinder profile? Getting no matches (pic)

post 1442506711 05-16-2016, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By AngelKing1992⏩
your bio, idiot. even if it's a joke, girls are stupid and can't tell that kinda stuff. That last line may be very true, but its a 100% turnoff for a girl. It's like when girls say "I'm a bitch but if you can't handle me, then you don't deserve me."

are you stupid? Also, don't take a fukin bathroom selfie as ur pic, esp if it's the first one. it's douchey as **** you tool. Use more smiley faces n emojis n other crap girls like on ur bio. men r stimulated by what we see. women r stimulated by what they hear. say something like
-24, 6'1, (whatever school u go to or area ur from)
-puppy lover (insert cute puppy emoji)
-love outdoors (insert pic of a mtn or skis or some other stupid emoji)
-(idk, think of something else)
It requires some serious *******ry these days to get laid even on tinder....
post 1442506811 05-16-2016, 05:04 PM
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You should try Grindr OP
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post 1442506941 05-16-2016, 05:05 PM
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Because they know you're ******* that's why.
post 1442507121 05-16-2016, 05:06 PM
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Sleeveless hoodie? Girls do not dig that. In fact, tank tops should not be worn regularly. Hell they should not even be worn at the gym. Your bio comes off as a Douchebro just wanting to hump 'em and dump 'em.

How would your friends describe you? Write that stuff. Keep it short and don't talk about rage or your behavioral shortcomings. Be a little more humble. The girls who see your bio will lump you into the shirtless selfie crowd. Also, don't have a shirtless selfie. Deal breaker for many women. You gotta come off as a fun, well adjusted person and a cuddly lovable type a girl might possibly feel comfortable being around.

Good luck.
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post 1442507341 05-16-2016, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Because they know you're ******* that's why.
better that than a baldcel
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442507711 05-16-2016, 05:11 PM
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Do you have tinder plus?
How many girls do you swipe?
Do you swipe everyone?

If you swipe only 100 girls because you don't have a tinder plus then 2 matches a day is a normal result. Some people don't get any matches at all.
It also depends on your location.
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post 1442507811 05-16-2016, 05:12 PM
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its bc they know you're a fraud
post 1442507911 05-16-2016, 05:13 PM
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idk i'm average as fuk and do pretty well

post 1442507971 05-16-2016, 05:13 PM
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your bio is douchey as fuk. most girls can sense that and wont even bother. i have no bio and i do very well on tinder as a bald man [srs]
post 1442508181 05-16-2016, 05:15 PM
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u mirin alpha AF profile and still get matches left and right and sloots msging me?
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post 1442508491 05-16-2016, 05:16 PM
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I am about a 7/10, and I get 3-5 matches a day (got laid once off tinder). Do not use a mirror selfie as your main picture. Use a simpler bio (Hobbies, foods, interests) If you say not here to hook up you may have better luck, you might stumble across a FA sloot and could be an easy scoop.
post 1442508841 05-16-2016, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
make me a bio will rep
"if it flies, floats or ****s, dont buy, lease"

thank me later OP
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post 1442508941 05-16-2016, 05:20 PM
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you look gay and your bio sucks

you're welcome
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post 1442509071 05-16-2016, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩


u mirin alpha AF profile and still get matches left and right and sloots msging me?
Strong strategically placing a bottle of wine on the counter to entice the sloots even more
post 1442509531 05-16-2016, 05:24 PM
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You look bisexual but only have sex with men.
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post 1442509601 05-16-2016, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
Strong strategically placing a bottle of wine on the counter to entice the sloots even more
Dat dere subliminal advertisment
we are all from nothing to something and then back in to nothing when we cease to be, the middle ground is that tiny something we call life which is just a sunset setting in, yet we chose to see it like a sand clock dragging on for what feels like a thousand eternities, what makes the difference is how we live that tiny middle of shifts, rejoice and embrace the most of it for the short lived moment often goes by wasted .-
post 1442509621 05-16-2016, 05:25 PM
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Try bumble, its a step up from tinder. Some fine bishes on there and they lovin my profile pic.
post 1442509651 05-16-2016, 05:25 PM
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Go to a beach or a pool and have someone take pictures of you if you want to show off your gains. Dirty mirror selfy looks pathetic.
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post 1442510071 05-16-2016, 05:28 PM
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I find it hard to beleive that you're not getting matches on tinder. Kinda convinced you're trolling. If not then here is my advice

Smile in your main profile pic, the difference in matches will be night and day. Also, selfies are fine but they simply cannot be a bathroom mirror one. You can literally walk outside and take a selfie with some random tree and it will be 10x better for sloots. I don't why this chit matter to bishes but it does
post 1442510181 05-16-2016, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By OaklandCali⏩
You look bisexual but only have sex with men.
fukkin ded
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post 1442510211 05-16-2016, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Thatguyyouhate⏩
Hold a puppy, that always works
Holding puppies and talking less are working for me.
post 1442510511 05-16-2016, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted By BeerCalories⏩
Holding puppies and talking less are working for me.
I thought you died. Where did you go mane.
post 1442510711 05-16-2016, 05:33 PM
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You don't look fun at all. The combination of your ****gy mirror selfie and your bio that is only funny to miscers dries up the sugar walls like nothing i've seen before.
post 1442510771 05-16-2016, 05:33 PM
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Cringe at your bio. No girls are going to like it unless they are equally as passionate about fitness AND have a sense of humor, which like 99% aren't. Try something else.
post 1442511231 05-16-2016, 05:36 PM
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looking like a criminal
low trust eyebrows
mirror seflie
hiding chin
cant see eyes
no smile either
no facial harmony
raise your face to see it full idiot

not so important bonus:
dressed like a *******
leave bio emtpy


5/10 would not swipe
post 1442511391 05-16-2016, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By KaptainKandy⏩
Broads aren't going to understand your bio. Would legit just delete it brah.
this. only homo gym bros will know what you are talking about..... no homo of course
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post 1442511591 05-16-2016, 05:38 PM
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you're not sucking in your cheeks hard enough. that's why.
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post 1442512301 05-16-2016, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
better that than a baldcel
Holy fuk man almost died. Fuking savage af
post 1442512501 05-16-2016, 05:45 PM
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i realize this is a troll thread just like the rest of your threads, but i hope you and everyone else don't actually post selfies on dating profiles
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post 1442512581 05-16-2016, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
Bio: 6'3"


I know you're 6'1", but girls won't know the difference.
Never understood the fascination with height (unless you're abnormally short/shorter than the girl). Imagine if dimples were the new qualifier for sex/relationships.

Brb 5'2" girl wants guy who is 6'3" so she can produce a child who would be shorter than the qualification she placed on her mate.
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