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post 1442502111 05-16-2016, 04:37 PM
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What's wrong with my tinder profile? Getting no matches (pic)

I swipe right on all these sloots and only get like 2 matches a day. Have I lost my glow? Should I change my bio?

Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442502331 05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
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Too much nonsense in that pic
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post 1442502361 05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
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you sexy kunt. probably in a bad location
post 1442502371 05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
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lmao at bio hahahahhaa
post 1442502391 05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
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clenching on jaw too much boyo
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post 1442502451 05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
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Judging by your bio, I'd recommend you try Grindr.


You look good but you don't make it seem effortless. Chicks don't want some insecure good looking guy. You're trying too hard, I guess.

FACT:

You'd have more matches without any bio. Try it.
post 1442502491 05-16-2016, 04:38 PM
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Maybe it's your used-car salesman watch
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post 1442502501 05-16-2016, 04:39 PM
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Your bio is atrocious dude; anyone reading that will run for the hills

Also, don't use a mirror selfie as your main pic (or really any of your pics)
post 1442502511 05-16-2016, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By deadlifta123⏩
Look like a post-OP tranny (Serious)
lolol
post 1442502671 05-16-2016, 04:40 PM
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Hold a puppy, that always works
post 1442502731 05-16-2016, 04:40 PM
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I'd swipe left if I was a 1/10 female with ZERO GLOW
post 1442502801 05-16-2016, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Thatguyyouhate⏩
Hold a puppy, that always works
i have my nephew will that work
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442502931 05-16-2016, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Thatguyyouhate⏩
Hold a puppy, that always works
Seriously though; I'm holding my sister's cat in my picture, and it sends girls running up the walls.

Joke's on them....I hate animals
post 1442502971 05-16-2016, 04:41 PM
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your bio, idiot. even if it's a joke, girls are stupid and can't tell that kinda stuff. That last line may be very true, but its a 100% turnoff for a girl. It's like when girls say "I'm a bitch but if you can't handle me, then you don't deserve me."

are you stupid? Also, don't take a fukin bathroom selfie as ur pic, esp if it's the first one. it's douchey as **** you tool. Use more smiley faces n emojis n other crap girls like on ur bio. men r stimulated by what we see. women r stimulated by what they hear. say something like
-24, 6'1, (whatever school u go to or area ur from)
-puppy lover (insert cute puppy emoji)
-love outdoors (insert pic of a mtn or skis or some other stupid emoji)
-(idk, think of something else)
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post 1442503101 05-16-2016, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
i have my nephew will that work
That would be a nightmare; don't put kids in your pics, they'll think they are yours
post 1442503151 05-16-2016, 04:42 PM
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Id match you for sure (no homer)
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post 1442503251 05-16-2016, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By AngelKing1992⏩
your bio, idiot. even if it's a joke, girls are stupid and can't tell that kinda stuff. That last line may be very true, but its a 100% turnoff for a girl. It's like when girls say "I'm a bitch but if you can't handle me, then you don't deserve me."

are you stupid? Also, don't take a fukin bathroom selfie as ur pic, esp if it's the first one. it's douchey as **** you tool. Use more smiley faces n emojis n other crap girls like on ur bio. men r stimulated by what we see. women r stimulated by what they hear. say something like
-24, 6'1, (whatever school u go to or area ur from)
-puppy lover (insert cute puppy emoji)
-love outdoors (insert pic of a mtn or skis or some other stupid emoji)
-(idk, think of something else)
make me a bio will rep
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1442503261 05-16-2016, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By angelking1992⏩
your bio, idiot. Even if it's a joke, girls are stupid and can't tell that kinda stuff. That last line may be very true, but its a 100% turnoff for a girl. It's like when girls say "i'm a bitch but if you can't handle me, then you don't deserve me."

are you stupid? Also, don't take a fukin bathroom selfie as ur pic, esp if it's the first one. It's douchey as **** you tool. Use more smiley faces n emojis n other crap girls like on ur bio. Men r stimulated by what we see. Women r stimulated by what they hear. Say something like
-24, 6'1, (whatever school u go to or area ur from)
-puppy lover (insert cute puppy emoji)
-love outdoors (insert pic of a mtn or skis or some other stupid emoji)
-(idk, think of something else)
hoe pro!!!!
post 1442503321 05-16-2016, 04:43 PM
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I cringed at that bio. Sounds like you should try grindr as someone above recommended because only a guy would lol at that bio
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post 1442503711 05-16-2016, 04:45 PM
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fkn lol @ people itt falling for OP's troll
post 1442503911 05-16-2016, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted By RockyStarPro⏩
fkn lol @ people itt falling for OP's troll
im srs u fgt
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post 1442504151 05-16-2016, 04:47 PM
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wtf @ bio. you're better off without it.
post 1442504231 05-16-2016, 04:48 PM
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I know your bio is meant to be a joke but imagine how insecure these sloots will feel. Edit: post #14 will save u breh.
post 1442504291 05-16-2016, 04:48 PM
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Bio: 6'3"


I know you're 6'1", but girls won't know the difference.
post 1442504461 05-16-2016, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
make me a bio will rep
Change your bio to "sup". I guarantee you that you will get 10x the amount of matches.
post 1442504871 05-16-2016, 04:51 PM
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Change bio to something simple and stupid.

'I'll never leave you lonely' worked good for me.

Even got some lols from some sloot after I pumped n dumped her, she said 'you left me lonely'!
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post 1442504911 05-16-2016, 04:52 PM
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You look like Taylor Lautner's gay brother
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post 1442505091 05-16-2016, 04:53 PM
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sloots prefer shaved heads brah
post 1442505821 05-16-2016, 04:58 PM
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Broads aren't going to understand your bio. Would legit just delete it brah.
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post 1442506661 05-16-2016, 05:03 PM
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lost it at bio

how about u stop clenching ur jaw and pouting like a lil ******* phukboi
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