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Thread: Last Night a Chick With G-Cups Pissed on My Hand and Then I Made Her Cry (SRS)

post 1446221743 06-06-2016, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
Im at a loss for words srs
"I also apologize for being an emotional weirdo" seems to work.
post 1446222013 06-06-2016, 03:49 PM
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You regret the chick's you don't fuk brah...
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post 1446222433 06-06-2016, 03:52 PM
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Man got a semi reading that chit...
Good job sucking on them titties brah mirin
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post 1446222633 06-06-2016, 03:53 PM
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post 1446222923 06-06-2016, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By caravanbrah⏩
You regret the chick's you don't fuk brah...
could fukk her tonight if i want to literally be waist-deep in piss
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post 1446223073 06-06-2016, 03:56 PM
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What happened to the Dr that you fell in love with within a week of dating her and talking about marriage and chit? lulz
80% of the time all of the time.
post 1446223143 06-06-2016, 03:56 PM
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Not a fan of tig ol bitties but I am mirin the bathroom part of the story. Want to cross phuking a girl in bathroom bar off my bucket list
post 1446223783 06-06-2016, 04:00 PM
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I'm rock hard OP, thanks
post 1446223903 06-06-2016, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Gsxr25⏩
What happened to the Dr that you fell in love with within a week of dating her and talking about marriage and chit? lulz
turned into a massive kunt and her family started playing puppet master with her. i have bad experiences with these good girls so maybe i should just smash absolute whores.
Originally Posted By AngusPeppered⏩
Not a fan of tig ol bitties but I am mirin the bathroom part of the story. Want to cross phuking a girl in bathroom bar off my bucket list
tits are absurd at that size. first GF had DDs, but this was a whole different story. they're so comical at that size that they almost stop being sexual
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post 1446224273 06-06-2016, 04:04 PM
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i left out the part where i pulled her hair within the first 10 minutes of meeting her. enough to where her head tilted back. she gave me a demonic smile when i did it. i STRONGLY recommend that you pull her hair as quickly as possible. i do it on every first date and now i do it just when i meet them. you have to know what you're doing and back it up though. it was shortly after that that she said she wanted to fukk me.
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post 1446225833 06-06-2016, 04:15 PM
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Why don't you turn her into a good girl ? She seemed interested.

You a MGTOW or something?
post 1446226073 06-06-2016, 04:17 PM
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Dude post some more pics that show them titties ermmmmm...
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post 1446226193 06-06-2016, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By CringeLookout⏩
Why don't you turn her into a good girl ? She seemed interested.

You a MGTOW or something?
turn her into a good girl?

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post 1446227363 06-06-2016, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
turn her into a good girl?
She seemed nice enough. Anybody can change... Your pessimism isn't helping her.

Set on the right path and you will have a loyal wife.

Unless you're a MGTOW of course, which in that case, keep thinking all women are the same lmao it's pathetic
post 1446227463 06-06-2016, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Clkflynn⏩
Dude post some more pics that show them titties ermmmmm...


her FB is pretty tasteful. this is the only other one. chicks with huge tits get sick of being defined as "that chick with the huge tits"

or so they say
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post 1446227693 06-06-2016, 04:28 PM
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more pics of big teddied girl!!! plssss

edit: ^^^repped
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post 1446227853 06-06-2016, 04:29 PM
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I love squirters would go balls deep
post 1446228673 06-06-2016, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩


her FB is pretty tasteful. this is the only other one. chicks with huge tits get sick of being defined as "that chick with the huge tits"

or so they say
Gross. But to each there own. Love squirters, hate cleaning up after them lol. Towels are your friend.
Always 4.
post 1446228833 06-06-2016, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Misctify⏩
Gross.
which part?
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post 1446228943 06-06-2016, 04:37 PM
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Did you try bowling with those tits?
post 1446229203 06-06-2016, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By RedBeard777⏩
Did you try bowling with those tits?
yeah, i threw out my back
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post 1446229353 06-06-2016, 04:39 PM
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Finger blasting technique?
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post 1446229383 06-06-2016, 04:39 PM
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The squirters I've met in life have all been huge whores. Chit is gross. Brb yellow blots on my mattress.
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post 1446229663 06-06-2016, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
which part?
Obviously the face man.
Always 4.
post 1446229683 06-06-2016, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By gixxer0.6g⏩
Finger blasting technique?
middle and ring finger of right hand working in an aggressive manner. obv targeting g-spot. she had a tiny clit and didn't respond at all to stimulation there. left hand pulling her hair. biting her neck/titties.
Originally Posted By GhenghisPWN⏩
The squirters I've met in life have all been huge whores. Chit is gross. Brb yellow blots on my mattress.
the only thing that would have been worse would be if she shat a little each orgasm. fukken groce.
Originally Posted By Misctify⏩
Obviously the face man.
i thought she was actually kinda cute. i didn't like how she framemogged me though.
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post 1446230993 06-06-2016, 04:49 PM
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but who was tit fuq?
post 1446232093 06-06-2016, 04:57 PM
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Op you sound like a virgin srs
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post 1446234483 06-06-2016, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By CringeLookout⏩
She seemed nice enough. Anybody can change... Your pessimism isn't helping her.

Set on the right path and you will have a loyal wife.

Unless you're a MGTOW of course, which in that case, keep thinking all women are the same lmao it's pathetic
Fking lost it
post 1446299973 06-07-2016, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Fking lost it
Just have some faith mate and provide the best you can
post 1446300373 06-07-2016, 12:15 AM
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Fuking lmao u always bring the lulz.
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