Dovers:

Go to dive bar with my brehs
One starts out tanked and only gets more fukt
He sees this girl with the biggest fukken tits ever and wants to smash
Walks over to her and her friends and invites them to hang out
edit: she's 25 years old
I chit-talk her and her friends mercilessly
edit: about 10 mins in, I reach over and pull her hair enough to where it makes her tilt her head back
edit: she gives me a demonic smile
At one point, I reach over and just grab a tit and my other breh says "Jesus Christ"
There were several chads there on the patio that she said were hot blah blah
She leans over to me and says "but you're the only guy here I want to fukk"
Asks for my phone and I said "fukk no"
My friend leans in and says "she wants to put her number in your phone, dumbass" "oh"
I tell her I need to take a piss
She follows me, pushes me into the men's room and we make out, I attack those titties like iron mike on dual speedbags
Reach up her skirt and then we come to our senses
Go back out to the patio and pretend like that was normal
Her friends are getting fukken pissed at this point
I offer to show one of them my ID in case I kidnap titty girl
Get up again and she follows me and wants to go back in the bathroom (wtf) and I suggest instead that we take a walk around the block and find a bench
Start fingering her etc.
Eventually my friend pulls her aside next to the building and starts trying to smash
I'm actually rooting for him because he just divorced a kuntwife who cheated
She tells him she wants me instead
End up in her disgusting car and suck on those glorious Gs and finger blast her
She's a squirter aka she pissed all over my hand several times WTF
She wants me to fukk her
I ask how many dudes she's fukked and she says 25 aka 30000
No thanks, jeff
She forgets my name after I made her cum 5 times. Fukken whore
I suck on dem titties for a while longer as the PISS ON MY HAND dries WTF
I tell her she doesn't have to be such a whore and that at any point she could get her chit together
She cries LOL
So groced at this point that I don't even bother asking her to blow me
Go back inside when she points out her ex at the bar
Fat fukk, 40-something with a beard whom I've spoken to in the past
Groce...I'm done

I regret not taking pics in the car...fukkk

'ight

Strong everything

Pissening

Never been more apt
Absolutely disgusting
If you fukk a chick like that does she piss all over you and the bed?
What in the ever living fukk

thanks for the boner op

Just lol at asking her how many guys she's been with while knuckle deep in her baby cave.

This is why I should go back to the Teen Misc

i washed my hands 3 times when i went back in
inb4 handerpes simplex 10

"I attack those titties like iron mike on dual speedbags"
10/10

I laughed hard at iron mike/story as whole.

needs more pics.

Any more pics of those "dual speedbags"?

Location: Portland, Oregon

not surprised at all by this story

The blood began to rush to my penis as I read your story OP

You has me at piss, OP.

LOL ded

ratfish always delivers the good threads

Haha spot on spot on

Also way to rep PDX repped

she texted a little bit ago, so I could take pics when i get blown by her

no way in fukk i'm gonna let a pisser get into my car or bed though

i dunno how you guys smash sloots. i get so fukken turned off after the initial messing around wears off

Im at a loss for words srs

Ive been there bro. Defo not something you want to revisit.

You smell that? That's the smell of regret and shame.






































and dried piss

I would piss on your hand op.

I look forward to the update.

And that's definitely a wise move on your part.

would you still do it if i were holding a star trek miniature?

she have dat angus tho?

Sometimes the best way to look our for your dik is by not ****ing that questionable broad. Gj ratbrah.

Everybodywho makes her cum 5 times is named "god" and she calls their name repeatedly.

nope. god will never grant them Gs and also dat ass. that's also why i wasn't too keen on fukking. tits are fun, but i would have been down if she had a fat ass and A-cups srsi like the idea of turning them on, getting all the way to where anybody would fukk them and then rejecting them. i'd rather jerk off than smash a whore of this literal magnitude

Lold hard at "didn't leave alone" after messing about with you, that and the fact that she seems surprised that anyone would leave a bar alone suggests that your 30000 guys estimate is probably spot on.