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post 1455360983 07-30-2016, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I don't really get it either, but even hairy pigwoman gets WK'd within minutes of creating a profile
Settle a little + smashomatic = what she is saying is likely true.
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post 1455361383 07-30-2016, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By hectahs⏩
Also lol OP do you write these things down when you hear them?
I think the act of keeping a log would drive me into a deep depression
post 1455361653 07-30-2016, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By woodbarry⏩
1. Old dudes are supreme white knights.
They also prefer women in their own age range, contrary to what some posters on here say about them chasing younger women. This is the kind of woman middle-aged men fantasize about:

post 1455361813 07-30-2016, 09:35 PM
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as a kid i always wanted to be a superhero. alas, as i grew older i realized my dreams would never come true. but perhaps, if I stay a bachelor well into my 50s, I can put sloots like this into their place and become the hero we all need but do not deserve
post 1455361853 07-30-2016, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."
My first serious girlfriend had serious obsessive personality traits. I was too young to know it and she used to challenge me to to see how long I could have sex with her, she would actually time it. I'm always up for a challenge, although this was sick, and I read up on how to not ejaculate. I became good at it.

I can outlast that dude.

However, you can see this woman is much like my ex gf. She's obsessive, doesn't think about guys as human but as machines that produce money, sexual performance for her, etc. She may not even enjoy the sex, it's about an amount of time. She doesn't orgasm or lose herself in the sex, she's timing it.

One need not wonder why she got a divorce.
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post 1455361983 07-30-2016, 09:37 PM
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this happened
post 1455362343 07-30-2016, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Serenadium⏩
this happened
It did srs. I wish it didn't because misc is mostly autistic neckbeard virgins and I hate when they're right about sloots.
post 1455362613 07-30-2016, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
It did srs. I wish it didn't because misc is mostly autistic neckbeard virgins and I hate when they're right about sloots.
You forgot flat/hollow earther evolution deniers.
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post 1455362823 07-30-2016, 09:43 PM
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You are trying WAY to hard to create a thread that you know feeds into typical misc BS. Anyone who believes this isn't fabricated and/or extremely exaggerated needs a lobotomy
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post 1455363003 07-30-2016, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You are trying WAY to hard to create a thread that you know feeds into typical misc BS. Anyone who believes this isn't fabricated and/or extremely exaggerated needs a lobotomy
That's a hot take coming from the most notorious height frauder on misc
post 1455363023 07-30-2016, 09:44 PM
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Only 45 minutes?!!


What a fukking loose kunt
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
post 1455363053 07-30-2016, 09:44 PM
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ITT OP is full of siht.

You're either blatantly lying for attention or ....you're a *******...or both
post 1455363223 07-30-2016, 09:46 PM
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Do people really watch the clock and time themselves having sex? I've never done that and the very thought of it is just bizarre to me.
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post 1455363573 07-30-2016, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."
After this I knew it was BS lmao
post 1455363853 07-30-2016, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
It did srs. I wish it didn't because misc is mostly autistic neckbeard virgins and I hate when they're right about sloots.
I have heard a billions times worse from many women.

I had an old gf who was very good looking and had a massively outgoing personality. Guys literally GAVE HER CARS!

She got hooked up with this rich coke dealer, it was crazy.
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post 1455363903 07-30-2016, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"He finished after only 45seconds, but I told him not to feel bad about it."
she was talking about me
post 1455364113 07-30-2016, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By muscle
ITT OP is full of siht.
Probably but I know a few (as my wife calls them) old whores that match up pretty well to the OP's list.

The $ part is exaggerated though, they are way more interested in smashing.

Our gym is lousy with them and they are all the same. ~45ish but dress like college students in and out of the gym. More than a few of them are smashing guys easily 10 years younger than them.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
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post 1455364133 07-30-2016, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Do people really watch the clock and time themselves having sex? I've never done that and the very thought of it is just bizarre to me.
What I said in my post was true about my gf.

She's be so obsessed with what was going on I could literally have sex with her for HOURS and she wouldn't orgasm. Sometimes I would make her have one quickly and she's deny it.

This is typical white woman behavior imo.
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post 1455364293 07-30-2016, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By muscle
ITT OP is full of siht.
Probably but I know a few (as my wife calls them) old whores that match up pretty well to the OP's list.

The $ part is exaggerated though, they are way more interested in smashing.

Our gym is lousy with them and they are all the same. ~45ish but dress like college students in and out of the gym. More than a few of them are smashing guys easily 10 years younger than them.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
post 1455364443 07-30-2016, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
That's a hot take coming from the most notorious height frauder on misc
LOL you are still on that schtick? LMAO 0/10 miscer confirmed.
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post 1455364483 07-30-2016, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
My first serious girlfriend had serious obsessive personality traits. I was too young to know it and she used to challenge me to to see how long I could have sex with her, she would actually time it. I'm always up for a challenge, although this was sick, and I read up on how to not ejaculate. I became good at it.

I can outlast that dude.

However, you can see this woman is much like my ex gf. She's obsessive, doesn't think about guys as human but as machines that produce money, sexual performance for her, etc. She may not even enjoy the sex, it's about an amount of time. She doesn't orgasm or lose herself in the sex, she's timing it.

One need not wonder why she got a divorce.
Sounds like some kinda dominant girlfriend role she wanted to have in your relationship, she ever suggest using a strap on? srs
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
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45 minutes? a girls pussy would be raw after that much continuous oral and sex
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Lmao thanks for the free PWO, OP.

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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You are trying WAY to hard to create a thread that you know feeds into typical misc BS. Anyone who believes this isn't fabricated and/or extremely exaggerated needs a lobotomy
^one of the typical kind of ******* that would WK her.


Wait till virtual reality with advanced sex toys; a lot of the desperation of many men would go away.
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Sounds like some kinda dominant girlfriend role she wanted to have in your relationship, she ever suggest using a strap on? srs
Your gay fantasies were triggered by my handsome AV?

Wouldn't be the first time.

No, I broke up with her long before that stuff occurred. I stayed friends with her and still am!

I guided her out of that life through a variety of tricky machinations. She's not a somewhat sociopathic mother of three.
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Originally Posted By Deez
45 minutes? a girls pussy would be raw after that much continuous oral and sex
Not if she's lubed up naturally or otherwise.

Plus, some girls I'm with LOVE the idea that you tore up their vagina and it's all sore, or bloody.

They are crazy.
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IDGAF if i don't last 45 minutes. I'm going 10 minutes TOPS. Unless I'm on some drugs or it just happens to be passionate. I'm selfish as fuk
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Our secretary sits right outside my office and doesn't think I can hear her yapping all day with the other office yentas. She is 45, recently divorced, and has just reentered the dating world. She was maybe a 6/10 two decades ago, but now just a run of the mill dumpy middle ager. All are srs. Here's a few that stick out:

"I remember crying when I got divorced because I thought I was going to be alone forever. If I had known what was available to me, I would have divorced YEARS ago."

"When I was in my 20's, I had to choose from the 10 or 11 guys I dated in my home town. Now I have hundreds to choose from!"

"I just can't believe this internet stuff is even real. I created my match.com profile a few days ago and have 200 messages already! I don't even have time to read them all."

"For now, I just want to enjoyMEtime. I have 4 "dates" set up next week"

"It's so hard narrowing down the list of guys! I looked up a few on the internet. If his company only has like 15 employees, how much money do you think he has?"

"So he invited me out on his huge boat for the 4th. I don't think anyone wants to see this body in a swimsuit, but then again, if he is pursuing me so hard he must really like the goods *teehee*"

"This guy is offering me vacations, a car, and all the shopping I want. I've been working my whole life, so I feel like I deserve it"

"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

"I don't know why any of my friends stay married to losers. I just don't think they know what's available to them out there."

"I guess a doctor would be ok, but surgeons make the real money. If I'm going to get married again, it should only be to someone like a surgeon."
Stopped reading here. Either OP is full of chit or this lady is.

Im going to guess it is OP that is full of chit just trying to ignite the virgin/fa anger of the misc
post 1455366223 07-30-2016, 10:07 PM
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fml....

meanwhile im a ripped man in my prime and I dont have 1 girl to choose from
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
Not if she's lubed up naturally or otherwise.

Plus, some girls I'm with LOVE the idea that you tore up their vagina and it's all sore, or bloody.

They are crazy.
yep just straight domination.
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