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post 1455357573 07-30-2016, 09:03 PM
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Things I've overheard our 45 year old secretary say

Our secretary sits right outside my office and doesn't think I can hear her yapping all day with the other office yentas. She is 45, recently divorced, and has just reentered the dating world. She was maybe a 6/10 two decades ago, but now just a run of the mill dumpy middle ager. All are srs. Here's a few that stick out:

"I remember crying when I got divorced because I thought I was going to be alone forever. If I had known what was available to me, I would have divorced YEARS ago."

"When I was in my 20's, I had to choose from the 10 or 11 guys I dated in my home town. Now I have hundreds to choose from!"

"I just can't believe this internet stuff is even real. I created my match.com profile a few days ago and have 200 messages already! I don't even have time to read them all."

"For now, I just want to enjoyMEtime. I have 4 "dates" set up next week"

"It's so hard narrowing down the list of guys! I looked up a few on the internet. If his company only has like 15 employees, how much money do you think he has?"

"So he invited me out on his huge boat for the 4th. I don't think anyone wants to see this body in a swimsuit, but then again, if he is pursuing me so hard he must really like the goods *teehee*"

"This guy is offering me vacations, a car, and all the shopping I want. I've been working my whole life, so I feel like I deserve it"

"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

"I don't know why any of my friends stay married to losers. I just don't think they know what's available to them out there."

"I guess a doctor would be ok, but surgeons make the real money. If I'm going to get married again, it should only be to someone like a surgeon."
post 1455357803 07-30-2016, 09:05 PM
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I swear to Christ bro, I'm about to rage


I believe it though, dude's are pathetic as fuk messaging slags like that.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Our secretary sits right outside my office and doesn't think I can hear her yapping all day with the other office yentas. She is 45, recently divorced, and has just reentered the dating world. She was maybe a 6/10 two decades ago, but now just a run of the mill dumpy middle ager. All are srs. Here's a few that stick out:

"I remember crying when I got divorced because I thought I was going to be alone forever. If I had known what was available to me, I would have divorced YEARS ago."

"When I was in my 20's, I had to choose from the 10 or 11 guys I dated in my home town. Now I have hundreds to choose from!"

"I just can't believe this internet stuff is even real. I created my match.com profile a few days ago and have 200 messages already! I don't even have time to read them all."

"For now, I just want to enjoyMEtime. I have 4 "dates" set up next week"

"It's so hard narrowing down the list of guys! I looked up a few on the internet. If his company only has like 15 employees, how much money do you think he has?"

"So he invited me out on his huge boat for the 4th. I don't think anyone wants to see this body in a swimsuit, but then again, if he is pursuing me so hard he must really like the goods *teehee*"

"This guy is offering me vacations, a car, and all the shopping I want. I've been working my whole life, so I feel like I deserve it"

"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

"I don't know why any of my friends stay married to losers. I just don't think they know what's available to them out there."

"I guess a doctor would be ok, but surgeons make the real money. If I'm going to get married again, it should only be to someone like a surgeon."
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post 1455357903 07-30-2016, 09:06 PM
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"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

The fk does she want?

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post 1455357943 07-30-2016, 09:06 PM
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post 1455357993 07-30-2016, 09:06 PM
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post 1455358073 07-30-2016, 09:07 PM
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Ugly people say things like that to make themselves feel attractive. They're literally performing mental gymnastics to fool themselves. She knows she's disgusting OP, don't rage
post 1455358093 07-30-2016, 09:07 PM
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i dont ever wanna hear women cry about equal rights chit man
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post 1455358183 07-30-2016, 09:08 PM
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lmao
post 1455358343 07-30-2016, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."

The fk does she want?

edit:wizard
She claims 2 hours lol. Some half dried up middle aged sloot wants 2 goddamn hours of sex at a time. I felt like breaking my code of silence to yell at her after hearing that one.
post 1455358403 07-30-2016, 09:09 PM
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Haha good stuff

What kind of business do you work in?
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post 1455358623 07-30-2016, 09:11 PM
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file sexual harrassment lawsuit lol
post 1455358633 07-30-2016, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Fiz-iks⏩
Haha good stuff

What kind of business do you work in?
I'm in finance
post 1455358783 07-30-2016, 09:12 PM
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She's probably lying about some of those things tbh.
post 1455358793 07-30-2016, 09:12 PM
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I picture her as having wide ass hips, slightly over weight, and big ass titties. She probably wears tons of jewelry, too.
post 1455358823 07-30-2016, 09:13 PM
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post 1455358983 07-30-2016, 09:14 PM
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Give pics of this sex marathon wanting sloot
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1455358993 07-30-2016, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By TexasMajor⏩
I picture her as having wide ass hips, slightly over weight, and big ass titties. She probably wears tons of jewelry, too.
Yeah, like pretty much every secretary ever. She was probably cute 35 lbs ago and when her teddies didn't hang like a couple fried eggs. She goes ham on makeup and jewelry.
post 1455359333 07-30-2016, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
She claims 2 hours lol. Some half dried up middle aged sloot wants 2 goddamn hours of sex at a time. I felt like breaking my code of silence to yell at her after hearing that one.
i swear every single girl talks so much **** about sex. i've asked that question to several girls too and they all also said 2 hours. ****ing little lying ****s
post 1455359393 07-30-2016, 09:18 PM
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After only 45 min...LMAO!

If she's as dumpy as you say she's probably not getting any at all.
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post 1455359453 07-30-2016, 09:18 PM
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Why do you guys give a phuk about a bunch of middle aged people who want to hump each other? None of this is new or exciting. 1. Old dudes are supreme white knights. 2. sloots gonna sloot.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"So he invited me out on his huge boat for the 4th. I don't think anyone wants to see this body in a swimsuit, but then again, if he is pursuing me so hard he must really like the goods *teehee*"

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post 1455359603 07-30-2016, 09:20 PM
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She is full of ****.

I used to work in a office full of actual attractive 40's single women and none of them had similar experiences. They would go on occaisional dates but most of the guys messaging them were schlumps they would never in a million years date. Its like a lifetime supply if cabbage. sure, its food but it ****ing cabbage, what the hell do you do with it.

I do know some women though that are on sites and get messages by doctors and ceos all the time. They fall for the same bs stories all the time but never meet up. The guys are just plants to keep the ladies interested and paying their monthly dues.

i mean really now. If you have a giant boat and are a surgeon or ceo, why the hell would you be hard up for women unless you are deformed or something.
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post 1455359653 07-30-2016, 09:21 PM
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"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."
post 1455360043 07-30-2016, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
She is full of ****.

I used to work in a office full of actual attractive 40's single women and none of them had similar experiences. They would go on occaisional dates but most of the guys messaging them were schlumps they would never in a million years date. Its like a lifetime supply if cabbage. sure, its food but it ****ing cabbage, what the hell do you do with it.

I do know some women though that are on sites and get messages by doctors and ceos all the time. They fall for the same bs stories all the time but never meet up. The guys are just plants to keep the ladies interested and paying their monthly dues.

i mean really now. If you have a giant boat and are a surgeon or ceo, why the hell would you be hard up for women unless you are deformed or something.
I don't really get it either, but even hairy pigwoman gets WK'd within minutes of creating a profile
post 1455360833 07-30-2016, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"This guy is offering me vacations, a car, and all the shopping I want. I've been working my whole life, so I feel like I deserve it"
Sitting down at a desk doing remedial tasks because you were too lazy to do well in school and obtain tertiary education? Yeah mate you earned that big time.

Also lol OP do you write these things down when you hear them?
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post 1455360963 07-30-2016, 09:29 PM
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Not sure if roll bread, but the general point of the OP rings true. Women are never "done" in our modern society. That is merely a coping myth. Their options are reduced from the infinite amount they had in their youth, but they still have significantly more options than the average miscer.
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