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post 1471881961 11-20-2016, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
Thanks friend, indeed I have. But this entity is really strong. Do you happen to know of any locations (on the astral plane) you could suggest where I might be shrouded in a pure white light? I have tried to communicate with some of the white light mages, but they seem reluctant to interfere with this particular demon
Surely, you are trolling.

WTF is wrong with people? Do you guys actually believe your own chit? hahaha
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post 1471882041 11-20-2016, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted By MidnightSun⏩
Surely, you are trolling.

WTF is wrong with people? Do you guys actually believe your own chit? hahaha
What do you mean?
post 1471882241 11-20-2016, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Pazuzu is fukin terrifying. I'm pretty sure that's the demon in the Exorcist film. I'm also pretty sure it's a goat
Yea it was in the exorcist. In ancient times it's depicted as a man with eagle wings a lion or dogs head, talons and a tail.
post 1471882371 11-20-2016, 05:07 AM
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I heard he'll leave you alone if you sacrifice your anus.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1471882761 11-20-2016, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Sapporo⏩
Yea it was in the exorcist. In ancient times it's depicted as a man with eagle wings a lion or dogs head, talons and a tail.
In my experience, Zo Zo was friendly at first and became more sinister and malevolent with increased interaction. He really wanted us to die
post 1471882841 11-20-2016, 05:16 AM
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I hereby summon big fuking tits.


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post 1471882851 11-20-2016, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
This happened on Halloween...

Was drinking with a group of people after a Halloween party, and this goth girl pulls out a large case as we all enter the living room to chill.

She starts setting up candles and stuff at 5 points saying she was creating a pentagram. Then she set up a baphomet statue and pulled out a satanic bible.

She then went to use the restroom and I jokingly opened the book and read from the book of belial. Suddenly the lights began to flicker and then shut off.

I've been experiencing paranormal activity like growling , sleep paralysis, missing items, doors slamming, seeing moving shadows, astral projection out of body experiences, and extreme bad luck. It's only been getting worse -- how can I make it go away?
Crack is a helluva drug.
post 1471882931 11-20-2016, 05:19 AM
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What you need to do first is find a wizard.

Or he at least needs a wizard beard so it tickles when he tosses your salad.

Homeless guys make the best sex wizards.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1471883121 11-20-2016, 05:23 AM
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white people...
Never take it personal, even when it is.

HTC
post 1471883261 11-20-2016, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Imaneya⏩
white people...
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post 1471883351 11-20-2016, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
how can I make it go away?
Don't. Put a misc hat on Belial and take take photo.
post 1471884091 11-20-2016, 05:45 AM
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Call Threadbomber dead srs
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post 1471884281 11-20-2016, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
It interferes. During my astral projections, I am always followed by a large dark smoking mass with dark electricity surging through it.
If you can project, you can also shield and banish. Something isn't adding up here.

If this is a srs thread, pm me.
post 1471884391 11-20-2016, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
What you need to do first is find a wizard.

Or he at least needs a wizard beard so it tickles when he tosses your salad.

Homeless guys make the best sex wizards.
Fukn crying XD
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post 1471884461 11-20-2016, 05:55 AM
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Lol.

Demons aren't real though.
post 1471884561 11-20-2016, 05:57 AM
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There is a sage who lurks on these boards that has an answer and cleansing ritual that will take of this. He answers to the name Direalboss.
post 1471887471 11-20-2016, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
You can pass it on to your next sexual partner. It must be a member of the opposite sex, however. Good luck. RIP
So we are trying the "It follows" approach eh?
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post 1471887581 11-20-2016, 06:45 AM
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tell belial you're going to beat his ass if he continues to play with the lights. Be more assertive OP
post 1471887631 11-20-2016, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
So we are trying the "It follows" approach eh?
Salt, OP, lots of salt.
post 1471887701 11-20-2016, 06:48 AM
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Yeah, I'm gonna need to see some feet pics
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post 1471887811 11-20-2016, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsSceaming⏩
Lol.

Demons aren't real though.
This is one of the most serious and dangerous things to befall a fellow miscer. You should be offering support, not cracking jokes
post 1471887841 11-20-2016, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By GreenArrow89⏩
show that demon your misc history
Even better, have the demon create a misc account and we neg train him.
post 1471887931 11-20-2016, 06:52 AM
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Go to church right now, repent hard af, eat body of the lord and down some of the blood, whip yourself 1,000 times while praying. Finally, check your wires to see if maybe Belail or w/e sent some rats to chew through it. Should do the trick.
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post 1471888071 11-20-2016, 06:53 AM
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Only option is to call it out brah. Can't let a demon cuck you in your dreams/living area. Catch that ****er with a rolling knee bar and tap it out. Bitch ass demon.
post 1471888301 11-20-2016, 06:57 AM
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Spuruts gon spurut.

But srs op. You are just as old as any entity you encounter. They are jelly of dat dere physical body and want to trick you into feeling powerless. You are not.
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post 1471888461 11-20-2016, 07:00 AM
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Fuk Belial right up his funky ass.
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post 1471888701 11-20-2016, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By tk217⏩
Salt, OP, lots of salt.
thats what dean and sam would do, right?


OP, may want to look into how to draw devil's traps too
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post 1471889781 11-20-2016, 07:16 AM
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OP i summon you from the depths of hell, reeeespaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn demon
post 1471891161 11-20-2016, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Evlve⏩
Only option is to call it out brah. Can't let a demon cuck you in your dreams/living area. Catch that ****er with a rolling knee bar and tap it out. Bitch ass demon.
This Belial is literally worthless.
And I mean literally, look it up.
post 1471893431 11-20-2016, 08:06 AM
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