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post 1471879771 11-20-2016, 04:08 AM
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Accidentally summoned Belial (srs)

This happened on Halloween...

Was drinking with a group of people after a Halloween party, and this goth girl pulls out a large case as we all enter the living room to chill.

She starts setting up candles and stuff at 5 points saying she was creating a pentagram. Then she set up a baphomet statue and pulled out a satanic bible.

She then went to use the restroom and I jokingly opened the book and read from the book of belial. Suddenly the lights began to flicker and then shut off.

I've been experiencing paranormal activity like growling , sleep paralysis, missing items, doors slamming, seeing moving shadows, astral projection out of body experiences, and extreme bad luck. It's only been getting worse -- how can I make it go away?
post 1471879841 11-20-2016, 04:10 AM
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show that demon your misc history
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post 1471879861 11-20-2016, 04:11 AM
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awww fukk


This is why I only worship Anansi and Elegba. U DUN GOOF'd


How has this affected your lucid dreaming??
post 1471879891 11-20-2016, 04:12 AM
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Lmao, fuking miscers...Sad thing is I think op might actually be serious.
post 1471879931 11-20-2016, 04:12 AM
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Not sure if srs?

This kinda sh*t freaks me out. Love hearing stories though.
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post 1471879991 11-20-2016, 04:13 AM
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I killed Belial in Diablo 3.
post 1471880001 11-20-2016, 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper
awww fukk


This is why I only worship Anansi and Elegba. U DUN GOOF'd


How has this affected your lucid dreaming??
It interferes. During my astral projections, I am always followed by a large dark smoking mass with dark electricity surging through it.
post 1471880021 11-20-2016, 04:14 AM
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OP you need a ouija board, srs

post 1471880111 11-20-2016, 04:15 AM
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What's crazy is that when I was 19 we played with a Ouija board and I spoke with "Zo Zo" who told me that I would be tormented by belial (I loled because I thought my friend was messin with me)
post 1471880121 11-20-2016, 04:16 AM
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The Rose Cross Ritual

Just be careful you don't get hit by a car because it will hide you on the astral plane and you'll most likely not be very visible in the material plane either.

Maybe lesser banishing of the ritual.

Not sure google it.
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post 1471880161 11-20-2016, 04:16 AM
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Trying to exorcise the demon is beta OP. If I were you, I would try to tame and control him to further my own goals.
post 1471880171 11-20-2016, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus
OP you need a ouija board, srs

Nope, never again.
post 1471880301 11-20-2016, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl
It interferes. During my astral projections, I am always followed by a large dark smoking mass with dark electricity surging through it.
I hope you have befriended some white light mages on your journeys or some source of light that can shield you from this
post 1471880411 11-20-2016, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper
I hope you have befriended some white light mages on your journeys or some source of light that can shield you from this
Thanks friend, indeed I have. But this entity is really strong. Do you happen to know of any locations (on the astral plane) you could suggest where I might be shrouded in a pure white light? I have tried to communicate with some of the white light mages, but they seem reluctant to interfere with this particular demon
post 1471880541 11-20-2016, 04:26 AM
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Op is trying to hard on this troll thread.
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post 1471880591 11-20-2016, 04:27 AM
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post 1471880731 11-20-2016, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl
What's crazy is that when I was 19 we played with a Ouija board and I spoke with "Zo Zo" who told me that I would be tormented by belial (I loled because I thought my friend was messin with me)
Srs? That name came up all over the world it's some ancient powerful demon.
post 1471880831 11-20-2016, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl
Thanks friend, indeed I have. But this entity is really strong. Do you happen to know of any locations (on the astral plane) you could suggest where I might be shrouded in a pure white light? I have tried to communicate with some of the white light mages, but they seem reluctant to interfere with this particular demon
You must keep away from the Fugue plain at all costs. Do NOT go near the wall of the faithless. As always keep in the light
post 1471880871 11-20-2016, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Sapporo
Srs? That name came up all over the world it's some ancient powerful demon.
Dead srs. Also saw a "Za Za" and a "Za Zu" they all denied they were alive and also denied they were dead. Said they speak every language and have been observing humans for thousands of years. I asked what brought them into existence, and they said God. They also hate God.
post 1471880971 11-20-2016, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper
You must keep away from the Fugue plain at all costs. Do NOT go near the wall of the faithless. As always keep in the light
I always stay away from the wall of the faithless. Did not know the Fugue plains were off limits, I have been deceived. Luckily, I do not go near there either as my instinct tells me to stay in the cleansing light. I have not seen any dark mages, but I have heard of their existence. Do they lurk in the forbidden areas?
post 1471881101 11-20-2016, 04:37 AM
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post 1471881281 11-20-2016, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl
I always stay away from the wall of the faithless. Did not know the Fugue plains were off limits, I have been deceived. Luckily, I do not go near there either as my instinct tells me to stay in the cleansing light. I have not seen any dark mages, but I have heard of their existence.Do they lurk in the forbidden areas?
They are present in all lower areas my friend. Take care as you cross onto the higher areas.
Lower vibrational entities like Dark Mages and Demons are attracted to fear, doubt, sadness, hatred, and other negative vibrations. In order to not attract the attention of these malevolent beings, you have to raise your vibrations to a higher level, that of love, courage, joy, compassion. Once your frequency is higher, it will be very difficult for most lower vibration entities to see you, let alone reach you. In fact, being at this higher vibrational level will attune you to the other higher vibrational beings that you can interact with.
But despite this, lower entities may still end up encountering you, as your light will be bright and this is attractive to them.
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper
They are present in all lower areas my friend. Take care as you cross onto the higher areas.
Lower vibrational entities like Dark Mages and Demons are attracted to fear, doubt, sadness, hatred, and other negative vibrations. In order to not attract the attention of these malevolent beings, you have to raise your vibrations to a higher level, that of love, courage, joy, compassion. Once your frequency is higher, it will be very difficult for most lower vibration entities to see you, let alone reach you. In fact, being at this higher vibrational level will attune you to the other higher vibrational beings that you can interact with.
But despite this, lower entities may still end up encountering you, as your light will be bright and this is attractive to them.
Helpful post is helpful. Repped.
post 1471881681 11-20-2016, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl
Dead srs. Also saw a "Za Za" and a "Za Zu" they all denied they were alive and also denied they were dead. Said they speak every language and have been observing humans for thousands of years. I asked what brought them into existence, and they said God. They also hate God.
It's known by those names too I think, at least I've seen Za Za. Apparently it's really old, there are reports of people who made contact in the early 1800's.

Some people say it's Pazuzu but I'm not sure if it's the same. Pazuzu is an ancient demon from Assyrian/Babylonian times, but it protects humans by frightening other evil spirits, different from what happens to people who used the ouija board. And Pazuzu was used on amulets that were worn by pregnant women in ancient Babylonian times, he protected them and their newborn babies from another demon called Lamashtu.
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Originally Posted By Sapporo
It's known by those names too I think, at least I've seen Za Za. Apparently it's really old, there are reports of people who made contact in the early 1800's.

Some people say it's Pazuzu but I'm not sure if it's the same. Pazuzu is an ancient demon from Assyrian/Babylonian times, but it protects humans by frightening other evil spirits, different from what happens to people who used the ouija board. And Pazuzu was used on amulets that were worn by pregnant women in ancient Babylonian times, he protected them and their newborn babies from another demon called Lamashtu.
Pazuzu is fukin terrifying. I'm pretty sure that's the demon in the Exorcist film. I'm also pretty sure it's a goat
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