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» I made a huge mistake. Ended my dry spell with an obnoxious whale. (Pics)
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post 1477980131 01-06-2017, 06:26 PM
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post 1477980221 01-06-2017, 06:27 PM
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The big girls are like riding a scooter. Fun to do, you just dont want your buddies to see your doing it.
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post 1477980421 01-06-2017, 06:29 PM
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That couldn't had been cheap in gas. You could have had a "massage" off a Craigslist prozzy for that money and she wouldn't had been phat.
post 1477980461 01-06-2017, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Deltrap
lol. shut up and take my reps you troll
This. Preciate it pimp
post 1477980581 01-06-2017, 06:30 PM
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now i will admit. over the last decade i've certainly had my fair share of drunkenly jumping in some ghoulish 4.5/10. but opee... that is like a solid 2. can not be unseen.
Originally Posted By crupiea
gjdm.

The big girls are like riding a scooter. Fun to do, you just dont want your buddies to see your doing it.
lulz, standard senior OG miscer post.
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post 1477980621 01-06-2017, 06:30 PM
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Aware...
post 1477980711 01-06-2017, 06:31 PM
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I would rather fap at home than drive 2.5 hours to smash an ugly whale!
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post 1477980871 01-06-2017, 06:34 PM
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Not like this...Not like this
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post 1477980901 01-06-2017, 06:34 PM
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post 1477981071 01-06-2017, 06:35 PM
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post 1477981141 01-06-2017, 06:36 PM
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Is this an aware thread?
Or did you really smash that great beluga whale twice?
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post 1477981261 01-06-2017, 06:37 PM
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post 1477981361 01-06-2017, 06:38 PM
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would buy you a beer lol
post 1477981831 01-06-2017, 06:42 PM
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almost spat my tea all over the keyboard
post 1477981891 01-06-2017, 06:42 PM
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And you all wonder why you can't get laid with pretty girls. You're also all so confused at why women have such high standards for guys they wanna ****.

A 1/10 whale can sleep with a guy who works out and goes the gym, probably also has a decent physique. If a 1/10 can get that of course a 7+ is gonna expect ceo/10/rich/ ripped dudes and only go for them.

You guys messed the whole dating **** up yourselves allowing subhuman women to sleep with you when you're obviously better looking.
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post 1477982001 01-06-2017, 06:44 PM
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post 1477982631 01-06-2017, 06:50 PM
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I laughed so loud at that second pic I woke up my dogs. They are mad now.
post 1477982871 01-06-2017, 06:52 PM
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Hayle to the naw naw, to the naw naw. Haaaaaaayle to the naw naw.

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post 1477983781 01-06-2017, 06:59 PM
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post 1477983861 01-06-2017, 07:00 PM
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Everyone wants to get laid

But ain't no body wanna smash some heavy ass sloots
See you tomorrow
post 1477983881 01-06-2017, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DoYouEvenNEM
That couldn't had been cheap in gas. You could have had a "massage" off a Craigslist prozzy for that money and she wouldn't had been phat.
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post 1477984031 01-06-2017, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By TheWorldIsUrs
Oh lord, is that even a woman? Could've at least chosen an attractive whale.
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post 1477984131 01-06-2017, 07:02 PM
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post 1477984151 01-06-2017, 07:02 PM
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Groce. I can smell her ass from here..
post 1477984691 01-06-2017, 07:07 PM
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Aware

Can't remember original threa

Edit- There it is^
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post 1477984911 01-06-2017, 07:08 PM
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My boy just phucked shrek? Real talk? If this is an aware thread, then link it so I can rep the man that harpoon'd this whale.
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