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Thread: I made a huge mistake. Ended my dry spell with an obnoxious whale. (Pics)

post 1477978231 01-06-2017, 06:07 PM
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I made a huge mistake. Ended my dry spell with an obnoxious whale. (Pics)

Cliffs:

- Match with whale on tinder
- Visit whale next day
- Whale is even fatter than in pics
- Said phuck it and went upstairs with her because I drove 2.5 hours
- Trouble getting hard and finding blowhole
- Blowjob was pretty good
- End up busting down her sugarwalls
- Went home and took an hour long shower












































post 1477978311 01-06-2017, 06:08 PM
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...this is hilarious. You've done it again!
post 1477978321 01-06-2017, 06:08 PM
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pls no bro, no
post 1477978451 01-06-2017, 06:09 PM
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So when Emily has your child, what will you do then my fellow miscer?
C.R.E.A.M.
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post 1477978461 01-06-2017, 06:09 PM
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You drive 2.5 hours for that? That's like from Manchester to fukin London. I wouldn't drive that far for a fukin 8/10!..Wtf is wrong with you?!?!?
post 1477978471 01-06-2017, 06:09 PM
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lmao some other miscer def smashed that


hilarious this is! done it again you've
I dont give a f*ck about a b*tch on the internet
post 1477978511 01-06-2017, 06:10 PM
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Looks like this cooze really gets around.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1477978531 01-06-2017, 06:10 PM
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At least she can hook you up with some chit from the dollar tree.
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f--k with me, I'll kill you all." - Gen. James Mattis
post 1477978551 01-06-2017, 06:10 PM
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lol. shut up and take my reps you troll
post 1477978591 01-06-2017, 06:11 PM
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post 1477978631 01-06-2017, 06:11 PM
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why her head look so big? id hit that anyways
post 1477978671 01-06-2017, 06:11 PM
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

im dyin
post 1477978731 01-06-2017, 06:12 PM
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Did you at least get a cuddle ?

















post 1477978741 01-06-2017, 06:12 PM
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She's wearing this seasons colour.
post 1477978801 01-06-2017, 06:13 PM
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you should feel bad op - quit encouraging obesity
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1477978851 01-06-2017, 06:13 PM
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Jesus son... BIGGER than her pictures?!

Thar she blows
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post 1477979001 01-06-2017, 06:14 PM
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bro....................







............bro
post 1477979051 01-06-2017, 06:14 PM
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lmao, really? Just fap dude. What if you got her pregnant?
post 1477979061 01-06-2017, 06:14 PM
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Oh my god...What have you done
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post 1477979111 01-06-2017, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By TheWorldIsUrs⏩
Cliffs:

- Match with whale on tinder
- Visit whale next day
- Whale is even fatter than in pics
- Said phuck it and went upstairs with her because I drove 2.5 hours
- Trouble getting hard and finding blowhole
- Blowjob was pretty good
- End up busting down her sugarwalls
- Went home and took an hour long shower












































WTF is wrong with you? I'm not driving 2.5 hrs for 99% of the women on this planet. There's probably a thousand hotter girls than that within 10 miles of you.

FFS man have more respect for yourself.
U
post 1477979201 01-06-2017, 06:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1477979351 01-06-2017, 06:17 PM
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that look on her face

"yeah... that's the one."
post 1477979391 01-06-2017, 06:18 PM
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not gonna lie I lol'ed
post 1477979581 01-06-2017, 06:20 PM
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what happens if you become a daddy?
Keep rep trading out of your sig line miss
post 1477979661 01-06-2017, 06:21 PM
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post 1477979741 01-06-2017, 06:22 PM
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gonna bet shes a smoker too... absolutely disgusting
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1477979871 01-06-2017, 06:23 PM
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Looks like dollar tree grows Belugas now
post 1477979991 01-06-2017, 06:25 PM
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Did you make eye contact or did you give her an autistic bert stares throughout?

Anyway, dont be so shallow miscers. It isnt about looks. All that matters is personality! Did she have a nice personality OP?
Finding the meaning of life on the misc crew.
post 1477980031 01-06-2017, 06:25 PM
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driving 2.5 hours for a whale, you must be desperate as chit bro LOL
post 1477980101 01-06-2017, 06:25 PM
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Mirin your ability to get erect in that scenario
And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?
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