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post 1492769521 04-27-2017, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By J3remy
Not all of them, anyway, ladyboys give the best blowjobs
strong location to post content

I know gays don't, lol. Best ones I got so far are from mexican girls
post 1492777011 04-27-2017, 11:38 PM
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Almost banged a ladyboy once....

Picked me up and drove me back to her place but then when started backing up the driveway into her garage i was like "now hold on a fukkin minute"
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post 1492778291 04-28-2017, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By J3remy
Not all of them, anyway, ladyboys give the best blowjobs
no..homo?
post 1492778551 04-28-2017, 12:03 AM
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So much **** like this in Thailand its ridiculous. I went to get a massage (a legit massage no happy ending) because I've been to bali a lot and had massages there. Usually get reflexology (just a leg massage). Went to Thailand for the first time and went to this massage parlour with my mate and his girlfriend which looked legit. The girls were outside in sarongs and fully clothed. We all got a body massage in "private" rooms which were separated by a thin curtain. Chick comes into the room having stripped down to her underwear and was actually giving me a decent massage, then out of nowhere grabs my cawk and asks if I wanted a bj. Hear my friend and his missus start cracking up. Politely declined, she continued the massage but kept grabbing my cawk and giggling. A few minutes later I heard an old dude in the next room getting jacked off. He was about a meter away from me and I heard him climax.

long story short
go get a massage in thailand if you want to hear an old guy orgasm
post 1492778661 04-28-2017, 12:05 AM
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most of thai girls have monkey,pig faces. hate those ugly flat noses. only old ,bald fat farts think they are beautiful
post 1492778671 04-28-2017, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted By alphafreak
You buy a drink and get a free blowjob that sounds like a good deal to me.
Plot twist: It's $110 a drink
post 1492779111 04-28-2017, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done
thats a man baby!
agreed
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post 1492779921 04-28-2017, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By turokturok5
So much **** like this in Thailand its ridiculous. I went to get a massage (a legit massage no happy ending) because I've been to bali a lot and had massages there. Usually get reflexology (just a leg massage). Went to Thailand for the first time and went to this massage parlour with my mate and his girlfriend which looked legit. The girls were outside in sarongs and fully clothed. We all got a body massage in "private" rooms which were separated by a thin curtain. Chick comes into the room having stripped down to her underwear and was actually giving me a decent massage, then out of nowhere grabs my cawk and asks if I wanted a bj. Hear my friend and his missus start cracking up. Politely declined, she continued the massage but kept grabbing my cawk and giggling. A few minutes later I heard an old dude in the next room getting jacked off. He was about a meter away from me and I heard him climax.

long story short
go get a massage in thailand if you want to hear an old guy orgasm
lol how did the old guy sound like? srs

I heard loud quick thumpin before and it was over.lol
post 1492780441 04-28-2017, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By phikappa
N-n-no homo?
in this future there is no gay (srs)
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post 1492780881 04-28-2017, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By ShallowFred
most of thai girls have monkey,pig faces. hate those ugly flat noses. only old ,bald fat farts think they are beautiful
Alot of them do yes, just like alot of western women are fat ugly pieces of chit. Plenty of very nice SEA girls though, and they are great at being good little whores
post 1492781181 04-28-2017, 12:56 AM
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post 1492782321 04-28-2017, 01:18 AM
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Thai girls look like monkeys srs. Do not want.
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post 1492783051 04-28-2017, 01:34 AM
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Most of those chicks have bigger dicks than OP.
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post 1492783391 04-28-2017, 01:45 AM
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women are worthless and a waste of time so these should be everywhere
post 1492828351 04-28-2017, 11:44 AM
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How on earth did a thread about blowjobs turn out to be so damn homo?
post 1492828581 04-28-2017, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By bond6007
Like this?

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thats fuking groce joffrey
post 1492828801 04-28-2017, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
Guys know what feels good, so they'll do it better, sounds like a win for me brah
LMAO


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post 1492829121 04-28-2017, 11:50 AM
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That's somebody's son.
post 1492830681 04-28-2017, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By J3remy
Not all of them, anyway, ladyboys give the best blowjobs
Do you say this based on experience? Asking for a friend.
post 1492832751 04-28-2017, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By alphafreak
You buy a drink and get a free blowjob that sounds like a good deal to me.
post 1492833771 04-28-2017, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored205
1000 baht long time
post 1492835691 04-28-2017, 12:40 PM
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The likelihood it's a dude & the fact you have to wear a condom wood make me pay more than that much money not to have to do this. Srs.
post 1492836451 04-28-2017, 12:46 PM
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If you smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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post 1492838041 04-28-2017, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
The problem here is if they make you wear a rubber I don't want one

But if they don't make you wear a rubber than I'm scared to get one

Lose/lose
Yep. They're basically whore houses that serve drinks up front.
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post 1492842861 04-28-2017, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By TheIronAsylum
women are worthless and a waste of time so these should be everywhere
LOL bring back Islam?

jk
post 1492852221 04-28-2017, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AlbinoScience
Would be way too worried about STDs. Also, would be extremely grossed out knowing she literally just gave someone else a blowjob and now probably has baby batter lining the inside of her mouth.
Don't worry bro, I'm sure they have mouthwash

Besides my jizz, that is
post 1492854751 04-28-2017, 03:55 PM
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I think I'd be too embarrassed to walk in
post 1492855371 04-28-2017, 04:00 PM
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How do I get a job there?
post 1492855611 04-28-2017, 04:04 PM
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Can we double/triple up? If so I'm in, 5 girl blowjob would allow me to die a happy man.
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post 1492855631 04-28-2017, 04:04 PM
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if they can make me bust via BJ while wearing a rubber, their head game must be exquisite
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