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post 1492732301 04-27-2017, 05:08 PM
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Let's talk about blowjob bars

Probably the greatest invention since... well, the blowjob














Granted, most of the girls don't look that hot. But for $20/blowjob... what do you expect?

Anybody ever been to one?
post 1492732571 04-27-2017, 05:11 PM
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The problem here is if they make you wear a rubber I don't want one

But if they don't make you wear a rubber than I'm scared to get one

Lose/lose
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1492732691 04-27-2017, 05:12 PM
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They're all dudes.
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post 1492733381 04-27-2017, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
The problem here is if they make you wear a rubber I don't want one

But if they don't make you wear a rubber than I'm scared to get one

Lose/lose
Blowjob with a rubber?

post 1492733441 04-27-2017, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By phikappa
They're all dudes.
That probably just means they give a damn good BJ brah
post 1492733661 04-27-2017, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
The problem here is if they make you wear a rubber I don't want one

But if they don't make you wear a rubber than I'm scared to get one

Lose/lose
sometimes you just have to fuqdatass
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post 1492733821 04-27-2017, 05:23 PM
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Would not let any of those girls near my cawk.
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post 1492733901 04-27-2017, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By phikappa
They're all dudes.
Guys know what feels good, so they'll do it better, sounds like a win for me brah
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1492733951 04-27-2017, 05:24 PM
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Can you imagine if it WAS a bar? Like you're just sitting grabbing drinks with the crew, when all of a sudden....
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1492733991 04-27-2017, 05:25 PM
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Original Ruckus
post 1492734381 04-27-2017, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
Can you imagine if it WAS a bar? Like you're just sitting grabbing drinks with the crew, when all of a sudden....
Like this?

post 1492734531 04-27-2017, 05:29 PM
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You buy a drink and get a free blowjob that sounds like a good deal to me.
post 1492734561 04-27-2017, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By phikappa
They're all dudes.
Gloryhole=can't tell.

Nah mean?
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post 1492734871 04-27-2017, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By bond6007
That probably just means they give a damn good BJ brah
Originally Posted By bongowongo
Guys know what feels good, so they'll do it better, sounds like a win for me brah
Originally Posted By Gnocchi
Gloryhole=can't tell.

Nah mean?
N-n-no homo?
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post 1492735071 04-27-2017, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By phikappa
N-n-no homo?
post 1492735671 04-27-2017, 05:39 PM
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Are they filipina? Anyway if money is not an issue you might try fellatio cafe at london. Lots of touriat visiting there, but i heard it cost you around $50
post 1492735801 04-27-2017, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By stepmahoe
Are they filipina? Anyway if money is not an issue you might try fellatio cafe at london. Lots of touriat visiting there, but i heard it cost you around $50
Or I could just come visit you, sweetie
post 1492736011 04-27-2017, 05:42 PM
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Sucky sucky 5 dorrar
post 1492736621 04-27-2017, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By martin545
Sucky sucky 5 dorrar
Gonna cost a wee bit more than that, broseph
post 1492737311 04-27-2017, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By howimliving
sometimes you just have to fuqdatass
post 1492737451 04-27-2017, 05:55 PM
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I'd rather suck a clean wiener than let a guy suck on my clean wiener... Wait wat
post 1492738101 04-27-2017, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
The problem here is if they make you wear a rubber I don't want one

But if they don't make you wear a rubber than I'm scared to get one

Lose/lose
lmao this

don't forget the bonus round where you land a ladyboy
"So t
post 1492739201 04-27-2017, 06:11 PM
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Would be way too worried about STDs. Also, would be extremely grossed out knowing she literally just gave someone else a blowjob and now probably has baby batter lining the inside of her mouth.
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post 1492739751 04-27-2017, 06:17 PM
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Holy chit, strong 1~3/10 sloots



Mirin jawline tho
post 1492761591 04-27-2017, 09:05 PM
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There are some lady boys in the mix
post 1492761941 04-27-2017, 09:08 PM
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bit much for me bruv
post 1492762531 04-27-2017, 09:12 PM
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thats someones ladyboy!
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post 1492762901 04-27-2017, 09:16 PM
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thats a man baby!
post 1492763041 04-27-2017, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By phikappa
They're all dudes.
LOL looking at the pics and 80% are. lol
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
The problem here is if they make you wear a rubber I don't want one

But if they don't make you wear a rubber than I'm scared to get one

Lose/lose
x2


I passed by many bars like this but never been to one.

Once I met a funny sexy girl who said she used to work at one..... surprised she even admitted it.
post 1492764211 04-27-2017, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By phikappa
They're all dudes.
Not all of them, anyway, ladyboys give the best blowjobs
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