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Thread: the "you will never be 15 and in love" copypasta is the most depressing thing ever

post 1507249251 06-04-2017, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By dannyg2127⏩
I remember being a teenager and having a raging hard-on during 95% of my interactions with girls
you're saying it's not supposed to happen after 15?
post 1507250961 06-04-2017, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By BostonRockets⏩
Honestly that is an idealized version of teen love. In our day and age it's nothing like that for 90% of people anyways.

Even watching romance movies like Before Sunrise or nostalgic movies like Dazed and Confused makes me feel like "fuarkkkk" but then I think about it and realize it's all an idealized version of life that doesn't exist for the majority of people anyways, so it's not like I'm truly missing out.

edit: Fuark just realized this post is 75% cope

god dammit
Yeahh cope haha
Sorry to tell ya brah but Dazed and confused was pretty accurate for me. I even rolled to older parties with a cool dude from the grade above and they all took me under their wing. Picked whoever we wanted of the younger sloots, played football, drove around town in groups

Good times
post 1507251821 06-04-2017, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By dannyg2127⏩
I remember being a teenager and having a raging hard-on during 95% of my interactions with girls
Is that supposed to stop? Asking for.... a friend!
Look at my gay pink hat :)

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post 1507252571 06-04-2017, 07:49 PM
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Overrated
post 1507252651 06-04-2017, 07:49 PM
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You'll notice the most common responses to your sentiment are:

-It's an illusion
-It's impractical
-It's trivial

Of course, this is true of various trappings of modern life we still embrace.
post 1507252961 06-04-2017, 07:51 PM
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do teens really let guys raw dog them now?

1990s. brb better have yo jimmy cap
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post 1507253001 06-04-2017, 07:51 PM
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post 1507253501 06-04-2017, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Jessejame5⏩
Yeahh cope haha
Sorry to tell ya brah but Dazed and confused was pretty accurate for me. I even rolled to older parties with a cool dude from the grade above and they all took me under their wing. Picked whoever we wanted of the younger sloots, played football, drove around town in groups

Good times
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post 1507253821 06-04-2017, 07:59 PM
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Maybe if you're a pussy like op.
Not in the AM
post 1507254071 06-04-2017, 08:02 PM
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it's not too late OP. You can still get a teen-aged girlfriend.
Especially since you have a car and are allowed to legally buy alcohol and firearms (in case she plays hard to get).
post 1507254451 06-04-2017, 08:04 PM
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5 months until I'm 20.... I don't even study so I pretty much missed out. I remember rejecting girls all the time because I thought I would get them pregnant /std. Now I'm FA
post 1507256351 06-04-2017, 08:23 PM
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These posts are unsettling

I need to get out of this thread and find something to cope with


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post 1507256521 06-04-2017, 08:24 PM
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yeah it sucks..

but its now quickly becoming a realization that I wont get to experience love period.. forget teenage love
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post 1507257191 06-04-2017, 08:30 PM
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If I had feelings, they might be hurt. But i'm dead inside
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post 1507257961 06-04-2017, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By FAH_Q⏩
Truth

I remember switching from putting my books in a regular backpack to a shoulder strap gym bag so i could move it infront of my junk whenever i got a random boner in class and the bell rung and i had to get up and go to my next class (srs)
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post 1507258801 06-04-2017, 08:43 PM
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Maybe it's cope but I only knew a couple people from my hs that had legit relationships like that and they're still together. Kinda jelly of that but meh Ive been living it up since I got to college and have a cool gf now
post 1507259351 06-04-2017, 08:48 PM
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rub banana on dick and i aint even mad??????????????????????


this is how you cope boyos



I enjoyed enough chit for it not to matter, besides who gives a fuk when u can still do that? if living that way is ideal for you, what stops you? just cuz ur more athletic and mature u cant do fun chit with hot hoes outside? phuk that mane.


oh fuk theres no coping. i remember the baddest sloot of them all wanted my dikk in highschool when i had no confidence, she unconditionally loved me and was freaky and a 8/10 srs.... i was scared so i said fuk off hoe effectively and now she hates me and shes still baddest sloot around. 8/10 wanna be with manlet uglyboi...i ****ed up
post 1507259601 06-04-2017, 08:50 PM
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Dat feel when you still have your fifties to look forward to, dat feel when you finally don't give a chit anymore drunk in your house on a friday night with your wife balls deep in your ass with a strap-on screaming "I bet Angelina didn't fuc you like this Brad you phuckin bitch!!!"

Dat feel when your sex life isn't about young love anymore, but instead is just fucing hardcore sex. Dat feel when you make your wife buy two blonde permed wigs and you both put them on and you pretend you are Dog the Bounty hunter and Beth.

Dat feel when your daughter comes home from college with her token black boyfriend and asks her mother why she is covered in so much fake tan that she looks black, but who will never know that it was my Beyonce fantasy out of control at the weekend and i got a little crazy with mother and the fake tan.... i smile at her boyfriend and laugh to myself that we both have black cocks, mine is fake tanned of course as i couldn't bang Beyonce without a big black dong, and my wife told me that if i got Beyonce then she wanted Fiddy cent.

Dat feel when you are fifty and the attic has a suitcase filled with sex toys, blonde and afro wigs, and fake tan.

Young love is overrated, fake tan and wigs is where it is at, but you will all learn this when you are older.
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post 1507260121 06-04-2017, 08:54 PM
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Im 35. Twenty years have passed.

I fukd 7 girls last year.

Fuk your 15 and in love chit you little pussy bitch. Chit like that never happened when i was fifteen.
post 1507262171 06-04-2017, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Im 35. Twenty years have passed.

I fukd 7 girls last year.

Fuk your 15 and in love chit you little pussy bitch. Chit like that never happened when i was fifteen.
Coping *******
post 1507262841 06-04-2017, 09:21 PM
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I'll be dead soon I don't have time for this kind of crap
post 1507263451 06-04-2017, 09:26 PM
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That feeling of being a teenager and having your obligations end at last 2:50 bell. Would take that again in a heartbeat.


But are y'all really going to act like there isn't a ****ty side to teenage romance?

BRB, your relationship problems becoming gossip fodder/everyone's business.
BRB, parents breathing down your neck
BRB, 500 girls in your grade and the one’s above/below are giving you the evil eye between classes and badmouthing you because your girl misread one of your texts and is now bitching to the whole world about you.
BRB, bullchit drama always getting in the way.
BRB, despite all of this you will inevitably get attached to her and the breakup still feels like ****.

The butterflies were fun while they lasted, but my college years have been WAAAAY better.
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Fukk brahs I graduated hs last year and ever since I've been so depressed. Missed out on so many opportunities with girls in hs never gonna get that time back. Miss playing football with my best friends. Miss fukkin around in class and chit. Its all downhill from here. Fukkkkkkk. Cant do it.
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Not even remotely depressed over that.

All I have to hear is "never be 15" and I say thank god.
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Originally Posted By BostonRockets⏩
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This vid is always hilarious
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15 u say?
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Overrated. at 15 you are in a position of weakness. First love doesn't mean best love at all.
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Originally Posted By AngusPeppered⏩
Maybe it's cope but I only knew a couple people from my hs that had legit relationships like that and they're still together. Kinda jelly of that but meh Ive been living it up since I got to college and have a cool gf now
There was almost nobody like that at my HS either. People hooked up at parties etc, but no serious relationships except a very small amount of people.
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Originally Posted By BaconBackBrah⏩
you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love
It's over. IT'S OVER.

Spoiler!


The feels are all true. Just can't recreate it anymore... girls all have that baggage, the memories from another. The thousand yard stare that's so prevalent. That feel when you enter her and she doesn't even flinch.

Just rot.
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