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Thread: the "you will never be 15 and in love" copypasta is the most depressing thing ever

post 1507232911 06-04-2017, 04:50 PM
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the "you will never be 15 and in love" copypasta is the most depressing thing ever

you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love




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IF YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS VISIT GANDY ASAP TBH TBH IMO
post 1507233071 06-04-2017, 04:52 PM
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Burst out laughing at the last sentence. I'm sorry you missed out on your teenage years.
post 1507233101 06-04-2017, 04:52 PM
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This doesnt bother me at all. Srs
post 1507233251 06-04-2017, 04:55 PM
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Lol can confirm teenage gf is a great feeling, adult relationships are just different
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move to serbia. 14 is the age of consent there
post 1507233601 06-04-2017, 04:59 PM
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Lol.
post 1507233651 06-04-2017, 05:00 PM
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so sad... except for the guys who were dating at that age...
Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
Lol can confirm teenage gf is a great feeling, adult relationships are just different
we are all naive when we are young, and have stupid perceptions about dating and romance. it was nothing special, just delusional.
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post 1507234321 06-04-2017, 05:09 PM
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I was shy in high school but was lucky enough to experience having a cute gf. no sex but we kissed and made out and stuff. feelsokman.
post 1507234371 06-04-2017, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
Lol can confirm teenage gf is a great feeling, adult relationships are just different
Yep. The 15 and in love copypasta hit home and reminds me of those times in my life. But older relationships are just different. I would never in a million years want to trade in the woman I'm with now for that girl I experienced that with at 15. But there's nothing my wife could ever do to really compare to that feeling of being 15 and in love. You can't recreate that.
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post 1507235841 06-04-2017, 05:23 PM
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I remember being a teenager and having a raging hard-on during 95% of my interactions with girls
post 1507236081 06-04-2017, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By dannyg2127⏩
I remember being a teenager and having a raging hard-on during 95% of my interactions with girls
Hahaha those where the days brah.
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post 1507236231 06-04-2017, 05:27 PM
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i've entered depression. Time to lift/cope
post 1507236671 06-04-2017, 05:31 PM
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fuk brah i i needa step up my game before i miss out on this lmao this forum is ruining me.
post 1507236811 06-04-2017, 05:32 PM
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Need to revise that for a 40 year old me. Will never know love before 50.
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post 1507237031 06-04-2017, 05:35 PM
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28 and never been in love. no fuks given. still smashed a lot of JB senior year of highschool and that is what is important. If you are in your 20s and never smashed in highschool than youll never get the chance to(in america,legally that is)
post 1507237101 06-04-2017, 05:37 PM
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post 1507237981 06-04-2017, 05:46 PM
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Yeah every time I read it my heart sinks a bit. At least we can find comfort in the fact that there's legions of guys on the internet who experienced the same ****
Lol, lmfao
post 1507239191 06-04-2017, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
yeah every time i read it my heart sinks a bit. At least we can find comfort in the fact that there's legions of guys on the internet who experienced the same ****
lmao

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post 1507239461 06-04-2017, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By dannyg2127⏩
I remember being a teenager and having a raging hard-on during 95% of my interactions with girls
Truth

I remember switching from putting my books in a regular backpack to a shoulder strap gym bag so i could move it infront of my junk whenever i got a random boner in class and the bell rung and i had to get up and go to my next class (srs)
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post 1507240001 06-04-2017, 06:06 PM
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post 1507241271 06-04-2017, 06:18 PM
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noones gonna mention the fact that were fantasizing about a 15 year old girl
post 1507241301 06-04-2017, 06:18 PM
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This thread made me watch senior pranks on youtube for some reason.I really miss those careless highschool days and the hbbs full of glow...
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meh not that depressing. at 15 i had just learnt how to whack off. many good times were had. late bloomer mayng.
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Originally Posted By axiom15⏩
lmao

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I know ;_;
Lol, lmfao
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Feels batman. Tfw she turns into a slootfuarkk the feels
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Meh was ugly then and still ugly now, teen love was never an option for me the first place lol.

If you willingly brushed off sloots and missed out in HS then you dun goofed.

Be grateful you don't know our pain normal brahs
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Honestly that is an idealized version of teen love. In our day and age it's nothing like that for 90% of people anyways.

Even watching romance movies like Before Sunrise or nostalgic movies like Dazed and Confused makes me feel like "fuarkkkk" but then I think about it and realize it's all an idealized version of life that doesn't exist for the majority of people anyways, so it's not like I'm truly missing out.

edit: Fuark just realized this post is 75% cope

god dammit
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This sort of thing used to bother me, but not so much anymore. No sour grapes, but I don't think "teenage love" is as big of a deal as FA brahs make it out to be, only because if one were a position to experience teenage love, they'd probably be normie enough to just take it for granted and see it as a regular part of life. Just like how the average girl has what would be a dream life for forever alones, with lots of friends, lots of sex, lots of relationships, but they still find room to complain and want something more, because it's the only life they've ever known.

Don't get me wrong, it would still be nice to have teenage love and would sure beat being forever alone in high school, but FA brahs only long for it because they understand what it's like to go years without it. The only way they'd truly appreciate teenage love is if they were to somehow go back in time and relive high school while retaining their current memories.
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Originally Posted By BostonRockets⏩
Honestly that is an idealized version of teen love. In our day and age it's nothing like that for 90% of people anyways.

Even watching romance movies like Before Sunrise or nostalgic movies like Dazed and Confused makes me feel like "fuarkkkk" but then I think about it and realize it's all an idealized version of life that doesn't exist for the majority of people anyways, so it's not like I'm truly missing out.

edit: Fuark just realized this post is 75% cope

god dammit
more like 100% cope lmfao
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being an ethnic manlet myself and not knowing these feels as well, I ask myself everyday why do I even live
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