You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.