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post 1553286811 06-07-2018, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea
They are crying because they know what their future holds. Those arent tears of joy.
I'd imagine he is thinking "I can't believe I spent $60k on THIS...."
post 1553286921 06-07-2018, 12:04 PM
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I’d cry if I knew I had a 50% chance of losing half my net worth too
post 1553287021 06-07-2018, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Testifier
you have to be the ULTIMATE BETA CUCK to get married. srs
Things that *******s say for $600 Alex.


Hadn’t cried since I was a baby, srs.
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post 1553287171 06-07-2018, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By coast2coastam
I have nothing against marriage, but I always cringe at people who cry over anything other than the loss of a loved one.
Eh to each his own. War movies get me occasionally, like the end of Saving Private Ryan.
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post 1553287261 06-07-2018, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Trapstar4.4
lol all that soy

stahp with the avocados
stahp with the flax seed
stahp with the cauliflower

this is what that sht does to you. now you have your wife looking to walk into the arms of a strong man, but instead she gets this soggy faced little bish who cant keep his sht together. come on man!

there was a study done mentioned the role that avocados play on the tear glands. they get all overactive and sht
Avocados are the enemy now? Why didn't anyone tell me. I love guac
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post 1553287341 06-07-2018, 12:09 PM
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Why would you do this? Unless it's 1641 and you're guaranteed a chit ton of land and some servants from the woman's family as a token of marriage then I wouldn't cry.
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post 1553287631 06-07-2018, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass



That’d make for a terrific wedding album.

But yeah, I just smiled through mine. Not much of a cryer.
Gob is the exact person i was thinking of when i saw this thread lol



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post 1553288221 06-07-2018, 12:23 PM
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I welled up slightly at my wedding and then my ****ing mother stuffed a kleenex into my hand and almost sent me into a full blown rage. That woman just has to be involved in literally everything. I wanted to turn around and choke her.
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post 1553288241 06-07-2018, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Lunatic
I went to a good friend's wedding a little over a year ago and he cried his ass off while saying his vows. The women there loved it while his friends and me laughed our asses off. We all gave him a hard time as we got ****faced. Weddings can be awesome.
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post 1553288521 06-07-2018, 12:27 PM
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post 1553288621 06-07-2018, 12:29 PM
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Didn't cry at my wedding, don't understand why any man would. I did smile when I saw her though.
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post 1553288751 06-07-2018, 12:31 PM
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post 1553288791 06-07-2018, 12:32 PM
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Getting married next Saturday... I'll cry if we get the money we spent back as gifts.
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post 1553288941 06-07-2018, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Podunks
Was your mother your best man?
lol no, we had to go "center stage" so to speak for a blessing and my back was right against the first pew. She stuffed it into my hand, no consent
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post 1553289031 06-07-2018, 12:35 PM
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Talk about beta

Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
post 1553289221 06-07-2018, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By NeedToBang
Talk about beta

Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
It's your wife you maggot, someone you love more than yourself. The happiest day of your life, fuccing incels name is need to bang lmao
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post 1553289441 06-07-2018, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Lunatic
I went to a good friend's wedding a little over a year ago and he cried his ass off while saying his vows. The women there loved it while his friends and me laughed our asses off. We all gave him a hard time as we got ****faced. Weddings can be awesome.
The women loved it because they could see what malleable, doormat cuck of a guy she landed.
post 1553289961 06-07-2018, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Firefightn24
Getting married next Saturday... I'll cry if we get the money we spent back as gifts.
Congrats brah

If I ever decide to sign a contract to be with my gf "forever" I surely won't cry. Maybe at the few hundred bucks spent.

I don't understand why people have huge weddings instead of just signing the papers and spending all that money on a sick honeymoon
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post 1553290971 06-07-2018, 12:58 PM
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courthouse brah if i ever get married
and that’s the bottom line
post 1553291251 06-07-2018, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Liftingamer90
Congrats brah

If I ever decide to sign a contract to be with my gf "forever" I surely won't cry. Maybe at the few hundred bucks spent.

I don't understand why people have huge weddings instead of just signing the papers and spending all that money on a sick honeymoon
Running about $10,000 for us. She is first generation, and most of her family is straight from Vietnam. Most of my family is from Mississippi with some from Louisiana. So we're going to have half Vietnamese and half redneck at the wedding. So far her family has been telling me that all Asian people give for weddings is money. We've only received gifts from my side so far from our registries. If we can break even, I'll be happy.

I would be perfectly fine with going to the JOP and skip the wedding, but nope. The place we found is all inclusive, so they do all the work. I'm just happy I don't have to do any work going into it.
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post 1553291281 06-07-2018, 01:02 PM
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Some hot girls in there. Second one is hot.

1:40 girl is hot

Girl at 1:10 is wondering why her Shrek of a beta husband is crying and is disgusted by it.

4:52 LMFAO. Cmon son, pull yourself together.
post 1553291371 06-07-2018, 01:03 PM
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Definitely like 90% of those girls were DP'd at some point. Those aren't men.
post 1553291381 06-07-2018, 01:03 PM
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My dad cried when I got married, I imagine its a lot more emotional for parents as it symbolizes a chapter ending/beginning.

Like fuk I would ever cry at the sight of my wife, these guys are either pussies or showboats.
post 1553291481 06-07-2018, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By NeedToBang
Talk about beta

Crying because of how beautiful a girl is rofl
This lmao. BRB thousands dying of cancer but crying because some woman has holes.
post 1553291571 06-07-2018, 01:05 PM
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Not going to lie, I did shed a tear or two when I watched my wife walk down the aisle. Then probably again when she started tearing up when reading our vows. Nothing to be ashamed of
post 1553291811 06-07-2018, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
I was too schitfaced to cry. From what i heard it was a nice wedding tho and I hid it well.
My husband and i shared s bottle of blue smirnoff in the taxi on the way to our wedding
I thought i was ok til i had to do speaking and i slurred my vows. There were only 4 people there anyway so idgaf really

After some more drinks we went to a rave (90s rave) and got hugged by about 200 off their face ravers for being newlyweds

Twas memorable at least
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post 1553291831 06-07-2018, 01:09 PM
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post 1553294011 06-07-2018, 01:39 PM
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T-5 Months till my wedding. Don't think I'll be crying but hey, ya never know.


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Originally Posted By Chezdon
4:52 LMFAO. Cmon son, pull yourself together.
even his own dad was muttering don't cry. then he balled like a baby.
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Not sure why someone would cry unless you cracked a 16 oz bottle of soylent moments before the wedding.
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