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Thread: Our only couple friends are getting divorced - holy chit this is awkward

post 1557159631 07-25-2018, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By nvrstopworking⏩
Do they have kids? Because if not she shouldn’t get chit from him. Lol @ wanting her freedom when she’s working part time... how much more freedom does she want?
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post 1557159971 07-25-2018, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
It's just a little mcmansion row home in an expensive part of town.



BS. Chads will drive. Even Chads are thirsty and willing if they don't have something better lined up. I've seen it plenty of times.
Where do you live that 900k is an expensive part of town.

900k here gets you half a rundown shack in a ****ty part of town.
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Inb4 your STEMcel friend gets raped in court.
post 1557160791 07-25-2018, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
It's a tale as old as time. Stemcel marries woman who acknowledges his existence, but now wife with part time job lives in $900k house and decides she "really needs her freedom." STEM brah is very busy programming and still isn't grasping what's going on, thinks a trial separation means they are getting back together in a few months lol.

These are people who we've been regularly spending time with for 5 years now. Like almost every single weekend. Do we still hang out together? Do we have to pick one? Do I clue the guy in on what's really going on? I already got scolded for joking about her house having plenty of parking for all the tinder Chads that will be coming through soon.
Choose the dude before his ex tries to get your wife to slut it up with her.
post 1557161061 07-25-2018, 02:36 PM
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post 1557161401 07-25-2018, 02:40 PM
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If you are marrying a woman who is poor, i have some bad newz for you. ALWAYS marry a woman worth more than you...if you choose to get married at all.
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post 1557162151 07-25-2018, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
If you are marrying a woman who is poor, i have some bad newz for you. ALWAYS marry a woman worth more than you...if you choose to get married at all.
lol that's not how it works, ESPECIALLY for stemcel brahs. 90% of stems are at least mildly acoustic, brah.
post 1557162441 07-25-2018, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
lol that's not how it works, ESPECIALLY for stemcel brahs. 90% of stems are at least mildly acoustic, brah.
The problem is they get little to no attention in highschool/college so they are starved, then all of a sudden when they are semi-balling they will nearly bust a nut if a 5-6/10 smiles at them. Easy prey for women wanting to "settle down" or be hypergamous. It may sound cynical but it really does ring true.
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post 1557162451 07-25-2018, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
lol that's not how it works, ESPECIALLY for stemcel brahs. 90% of stems are at least mildly acoustic, brah.
So he's decent at playing guitar?
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post 1557163221 07-25-2018, 03:06 PM
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he will fall into deep despair, and she will be rejuvenated from all the nice new dick she's getting. old as time indeed.
post 1557163271 07-25-2018, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
The problem is they get little to no attention in highschool/college so they are starved, then all of a sudden when they are semi-balling they will nearly bust a nut if a 5-6/10 smiles at them. Easy prey for women wanting to "settle down" or be hypergamous. It may sound cynical but it really does ring true.
I live in an area that mostly high tech, and this describes the majority of the couples who I personally know. It seems so transparent, but apparently no one else realizes what's going on.
post 1557164441 07-25-2018, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By jackflag⏩
Tinder chads dont drive, stacy or ling just drops them off and then drives in a circle til they're done.
this lol. I asked a girl once to get me and my friends from the airport when we came back from holidays (never even met her before lmao) then we smashed at mine later

have lots of stem friends and yes they are pretty clueless about women. they'll get ****ed one day
post 1557164881 07-25-2018, 03:28 PM
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the problem is she has TOO MUCH freedom and TOO MUCH free time working part-time. she has no hobbies or any real fulfilling duties like raising children. so she wants to hop on the cock carousel to fill her time (and pussy) BUT also wants the benefits of her beta provider
post 1557165091 07-25-2018, 03:31 PM
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Money does not buy loyalty.

Women will fuk a guy on their level if they are better looking than their husband. Might not happen in the first month or year but it will happen.

If you cant replace your woman with one of equal or better looks within a month without having to show money you never deserved her in the first place. Some people are going to reference what if i have yacht level money. Doesnt matter. History has shown she will cheat or divorce even if youre worth a billion. The world of wealth is littered with many johnny depps, harvey weinsteins and paul mccartneys that couldnt grasp this simple fact.
post 1557165191 07-25-2018, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By EgoActor⏩
the problem is she has TOO MUCH freedom and TOO MUCH free time working part-time. she has no hobbies or any real fulfilling duties like raising children. so she wants to hop on the cock carousel to fill her time (and pussy) BUT also wants the benefits of her beta provider
Well she got it. She's going to get paid and have as much dink as she could ever want. That's the problem with modern relationships and the imbalance of power.
post 1557165821 07-25-2018, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
lol that's not how it works, ESPECIALLY for stemcel brahs. 90% of stems are at least mildly acoustic, brah.
Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
So he's decent at playing guitar?
i think he means he's on that sonar time

srsly though, tell your friend to lawyer up because there is a good chance his wife already has
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post 1557166401 07-25-2018, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
It's a tale as old as time. Stemcel marries woman who acknowledges his existence, but now wife with part time job lives in $900k house and decides she "really needs her freedom." STEM brah is very busy programming and still isn't grasping what's going on, thinks a trial separation means they are getting back together in a few months lol.

These are people who we've been regularly spending time with for 5 years now. Like almost every single weekend. Do we still hang out together? Do we have to pick one? Do I clue the guy in on what's really going on? I already got scolded for joking about her house having plenty of parking for all the tinder Chads that will be coming through soon.
Disregard guy, invite girl over for 3sum. Dead srs.
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post 1557166491 07-25-2018, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Money does not buy loyalty.

Women will fuk a guy on their level if they are better looking than their husband. Might not happen in the first month or year but it will happen.

If you cant replace your woman with one of equal or better looks within a month without having to show money you never deserved her in the first place. Some people are going to reference what if i have yacht level money. Doesnt matter. History has shown she will cheat or divorce even if youre worth a billion. The world of wealth is littered with many johnny depps, harvey weinsteins and paul mccartneys that couldnt grasp this simple fact.
Attractive people get cheated on...
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post 1557166751 07-25-2018, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Prose
Disregard guy, invite girl over for 3sum. Dead srs.
Not how I operate, you fukkin chitbag degenerates.
post 1557168221 07-25-2018, 04:14 PM
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If girl has your dink in her mouth she won't be able to talk **** in court. Win win.
post 1557168701 07-25-2018, 04:21 PM
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This girl is so dumb. She will regret this when her lifestyle goes to **** after she leaves him and she actually has to work LMAO.

Hopefully your friend meets a girl worth his time.
post 1557169541 07-25-2018, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
This is why I'm glad I'm not stem, in fact I'm pretty sure im mildly retarded so I know that anyone woman who stays with me, will be staying out of true love.

Just lol if you aren't mildly retarded in 2018
BRUHH lololol

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post 1557169561 07-25-2018, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩
This girl is so dumb. She will regret this when her lifestyle goes to **** after she leaves him and she actually has to work LMAO.

Hopefully your friend meets a girl worth his time.
I'm thinking she will rack up 50 dinks and $50k worth of credit card debt before finding the next provider. Is that being too cyncical?
post 1557170111 07-25-2018, 04:38 PM
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You a wee bit worried that the sloot is going to try and convince your wife to be single too?
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Oh come on. I think it's a little silly we try to hold women to the standard of men. Loyalty is a male trait. Women are resource seeking. That is their default nature. Don't be mad at sloots for evolution.
fair enough, but she had his resources in hand, and now decided she wants her freedom, and come to think of it... half his resources too, so no matter how you look at it, shes the one who deserves to get cut off from the friendship, no matter how clueless and ****gy he is, you can at least demonstrate the male trait of loyalty and stick by him in this time of need.

She will be just fine swimming in a pool of diks, but you know hes going to go into shutdown mode and could probably use a friend.

Not to mention, you dont want her around at all giving your wife any ideas
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
You a wee bit worried that the sloot is going to try and convince your wife to be single too?
Yes, actually. My other half has a reputation of being open to influence from those around her. I'm treading carefully.
Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
fair enough, but she had his resources in hand, and now decided she wants her freedom, and come to think of it... half his resources too, so no matter how you look at it, shes the one who deserves to get cut off from the friendship, no matter how clueless and ****gy he is, you can at least demonstrate the male trait of loyalty and stick by him in this time of need.

She will be just fine swimming in a pool of diks, but you know hes going to go into shutdown mode and could probably use a friend.

Not to mention, you dont want her around at all giving your wife any ideas
I think that's solid advice. Had dinner with him. It's clear he has no clue what's coming down the pipe at him. Oof.
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People who put trust in other people deserve this type of stuff. Have we not learned from out history? Its how out society is. Never trust anyone.
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
This is why I'm glad I'm not stem, in fact I'm pretty sure im mildly retarded so I know that anyone woman who stays with me, will be staying out of true love.

Just lol if you aren't mildly retarded in 2018
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Oh come on. I think it's a little silly we try to hold women to the standard of men. Loyalty is a male trait. Women are resource seeking. That is their default nature. Don't be mad at sloots for evolution.
You're a pussy bro srs.

Women's traits are resource seeking? Dafuk man? So as a human being we are supposed to just go by our primal instincts?

Well what about if men did that too? Men's primal instinct isn't loyalty, it's to kill and rape, if that's the level of consciousness you want to operate at.

We live in a society where we consciously decide our actions.
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
The problem is they get little to no attention in highschool/college so they are starved, then all of a sudden when they are semi-balling they will nearly bust a nut if a 5-6/10 smiles at them. Easy prey for women wanting to "settle down" or be hypergamous. It may sound cynical but it really does ring true.
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I live in an area that mostly high tech, and this describes the majority of the couples who I personally know. It seems so transparent, but apparently no one else realizes what's going on.


misc knowledge strikes again. So awkward once you realize the undercurrents of society nowadays
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