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Thread: You are to fight a prime Mike Tyson in 1 hour's time

post 1566112311 11-13-2018, 08:40 AM
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hide a gun in my boxers and shoot him

but that just might make him angrier
post 1566112431 11-13-2018, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Why boxing rules? Stupid. At least give people who do MMA or college wrestling seriously a chance to take him down etc.
you could bring a sword and still lose that fight bro don't delude yourself
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post 1566112551 11-13-2018, 08:43 AM
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Try to remember not to back yourself up into the ropes/corner where the extra support will keep you standing longer and thus take more shots.

Take the center of the ring and try to pull off some lateral movement for a few seconds until you ultimately get one-punch KO'd.
post 1566112651 11-13-2018, 08:44 AM
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Would go 10 rounds with that little fgt. I have the tenacity of a wolverine and the punching power of Canelo. Would duck and weave from his slow punches and feed him underhand and overhand lefts and rights.

I have 2 ametuer boxing fights under my belt.
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post 1566112691 11-13-2018, 08:44 AM
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Apply poison to my ears.

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post 1566112991 11-13-2018, 08:49 AM
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Op thinks he might last as long as 20 seconds

Lol lol lol lol
post 1566113441 11-13-2018, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Op thinks he might last as long as 20 seconds

Lol lol lol lol
KenKong had it right a few posts in. Prime Mike Tyson would be able to come close to killing untrained (boxing) lifters. Even boxing pros often commented on his ridiculous punching power. His movement was sick, it'd be like this:

post 1566114301 11-13-2018, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Aristotelian⏩
KenKong had it right a few posts in. Prime Mike Tyson would be able to come close to killing untrained (boxing) lifters. Even boxing pros often commented on his ridiculous punching power. His movement was sick, it'd be like this:

The only way he's not causing serious damage if not death, is if the miscer has been on certain supplements that increase bone density and size, giving the brain more protection

He's breaking my jaw and snapping my neck, for sure
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post 1566114611 11-13-2018, 09:10 AM
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I would try my best but know going in Im stepping in that ring to die. They might as well call the ring Hell because thats what I would be stepping into.
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post 1566114871 11-13-2018, 09:14 AM
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post 1566115231 11-13-2018, 09:18 AM
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no one on the misc would survive 1 minute against 16 year old - current Mike tyson
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post 1566115771 11-13-2018, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By EnriqueBrah⏩
no one on the misc would survive 1 minute against 16 year old - current Mike tyson
100% true.

I'd maintain distance until I felt confident enough to shoot. I'd throw hard teeps every time he tried closing distance. Still trying to gain confidence, I'd shoot then prob get caught on the way in (get knocked out) or successfully take him down and get disqualified.
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post 1566115821 11-13-2018, 09:25 AM
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post 1566116181 11-13-2018, 09:30 AM
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I train Muay Thai and fought before and I wouldnt last 1 round.
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post 1566116211 11-13-2018, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By TheFornicator1⏩
The only way he's not causing serious damage if not death, is if the miscer has been on certain supplements that increase bone density and size, giving the brain more protection

He's breaking my jaw and snapping my neck, for sure
Boxers and mma fighters break numerous bones. Their coaches and promoters tell them to downplay it for several reasons. There is a clip where Brendan Schaub talks about fighting Crocop. He gets elbowed in the face and the front of his skull basically exploded. He broke several bones in his face and had to have reconstructive surgery.
post 1566116391 11-13-2018, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Goose102⏩
100% true.

I'd maintain distance until I felt confident enough to shoot. I'd throw hard teeps every time he tried closing distance. Still trying to gain confidence, I'd shoot then prob get caught on the way in (get knocked out) or successfully take him down and get disqualified.
If you tried any illegal tactic, the beating would turn into a massacre. Prime Tyson was not only a fighter, but a rage filled psychopath.
post 1566117741 11-13-2018, 09:48 AM
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About 1 second if I don't run.
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post 1566118141 11-13-2018, 09:53 AM
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post 1566118371 11-13-2018, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Why boxing rules? Stupid. At least give people who do MMA or college wrestling seriously a chance to take him down etc.
Lool I knew some MMA ******* would appear.


You would die just like the rest of us.
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post 1566118441 11-13-2018, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
call my parents and explain to friends i'm about to die but it's gonna be a cool way to go
weird flex but ok
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post 1566118891 11-13-2018, 10:01 AM
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I weigh only 120 pds but if we were in the same weight class, Id beat him easy, srs. He's a wild swinger.
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post 1566119341 11-13-2018, 10:08 AM
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post 1566119421 11-13-2018, 10:09 AM
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I bet I could last a minute

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post 1566119611 11-13-2018, 10:12 AM
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the bigger brehs on the misc would have a puncher's chance tbh. 1 chance probably, but better odds than winning the lottery
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post 1566119791 11-13-2018, 10:14 AM
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unless anyone heres a pro fighter under 30 seconds for him to test your technique/skill out and KO you. Maybe even under 10 seconds if that first "test punch" connects.
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post 1566119961 11-13-2018, 10:17 AM
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I just wanna keep my ears bro.

Been doing martial arts for 20 years tho so I feel I could probably keep it together for a few minutes. I have incredible reflexes and the resilience of a Diaz brother/zombie

That being said, 69% chance of brain damage and 42% chance of death
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post 1566119971 11-13-2018, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
Cool.l I have one hour to have a crack medical team on standby. Hope the brain damage isn't permanent....
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post 1566120021 11-13-2018, 10:18 AM
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i would last 10 seconds. i don't think i could even block one of his jabs, it would crush my arms.
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