Chick texts you this and... (PICS)

01-25-2019, 06:15 PM

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How odd. I wouldn’t give it much thought if it happened to me. However I can’t possibly be the only one that thinks the girl in the pic is attractive.

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01-25-2019, 06:16 PM

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Have some really hectic sexors with her then bounce.

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01-25-2019, 06:16 PM

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They’re going on a trip together? And that text almost scared him away? Is he friendzoned and doesn’t know it? Lol no girl is going to y’all that way to a guy they like

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01-25-2019, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted By Stronguh⏩

that's beta af srs

I'm a girl. lol

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01-25-2019, 06:19 PM

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She’s laying the groundwork of unattraction to deter any move making by OP’s buddy

01-25-2019, 06:20 PM

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01-25-2019, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩

BRB locking door!

lol

Sloots have tried that on me and I'll just pick it and come in anyway 100% srs.

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01-25-2019, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩

They’re going on a trip together? And that text almost scared him away? Is he friendzoned and doesn’t know it? Lol no girl is going to y’all that way to a guy they like

More cliffs:
-Chick has bf
-has cheated on bf with my friend once
-now this is 10 months later, haven’t seen each other since.
-she’s blowing his phone up nonstop to hang out

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01-25-2019, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩

Yeah because my other gun is always hot nomsayin. That's it boyo. And see if I catch a wiff we're gonna be having a 2 hour powerpoint presentation on how to properly wipe, that is unacceptable. I have before and I'll stop fuking and send them to the bathroom to get their fukin life together.

Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs

holy chit wtf lol

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01-25-2019, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩

More cliffs:
-Chick has bf
-has cheated on bf with my friend once
-now this is 10 months later, haven’t seen each other since.
-she’s blowing his phone up nonstop to hang out

Your buddy should hit her back with something even more disgusting to assert gross dominance

He could ask her to hold the chit in until they meet up so she can unload it on his chest

01-25-2019, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted By Stronguh⏩

Yes I know. And that's still beta af. Especially in front of your friends as Well.

There obviously mjght be a period where you don't farf/shut in front of each other, but after good while you gotta become more comfortable with each other. Especially if you live together.

Lol at waiting until SO leaves the house before you poop

Well, if it's beta then I'm ok with that. I don't see any reason to poop in front of friends and I'm pretty sure I can positively say none of my friends have ever pooped in front of me. As for an SO, all of the places I've lived have doors on the bathrooms. Who said anything about waiting for them to leave the house???

Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩

Sloots have tried that on me and I'll just pick it and come in anyway 100% srs.

Dang you're persistent. Why you got a pooping fetish????

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01-25-2019, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩

Yeah because my other gun is always hot nomsayin. That's it boyo. And see if I catch a wiff we're gonna be having a 2 hour powerpoint presentation on how to properly wipe, that is unacceptable. I have before and I'll stop fuking and send them to the bathroom to get their fukin life together.

Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs

Lmao, wtf. How long did it take her to sleep though?

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01-25-2019, 06:35 PM

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Probably the kind of girl who thinks its cool to fart in front of eachother all the time in a relationship

I'd 360 and walk away

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01-25-2019, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩

Dang you're persistent. Why you got a pooping fetish????

Lmao, I don't have a pooping fetish! I just don't care and gotta let her know that I fuk with her whenever/wherever

Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩

Lmao, wtf. How long did it take her to sleep though?

Lmao luckily she was the type of person who was out within like 10 minutes of hitting the pillow so not too long, but I was prepared to wait however long to set my plan in motion that night.

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01-25-2019, 06:41 PM

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01-25-2019, 07:01 PM

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trash whore detected. I know plenty.

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01-25-2019, 07:04 PM

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If the chick is not a weirdo, she basically pulled up a massive sign that reads WE ARE NOT DATING AND I WILL NOT FUK YOU....SOBER.

That may be a new way of putting an unsuspecting bastard in the friend zone.

Thots are getting creative.

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01-25-2019, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩

More cliffs:
-Chick has bf
-has cheated on bf with my friend once
-now this is 10 months later, haven’t seen each other since.
-she’s blowing his phone up nonstop to hang out

This sounds like drama. Comfortable with her texts or not, he should be wary. Especially blowing up his phone after not seeing him for ten months.

01-25-2019, 07:09 PM

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01-25-2019, 07:09 PM

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01-25-2019, 07:12 PM

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01-25-2019, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted By areyoucereal⏩

Probably the kind of girl who thinks its cool to fart in front of eachother all the time in a relationship

I'd 360 and walk away

This, almost certainly. Those Jenny McCarthy types are annoying

01-25-2019, 07:22 PM

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01-25-2019, 07:26 PM

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01-25-2019, 07:27 PM

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01-25-2019, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩

Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs

01-25-2019, 07:45 PM

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Lmao well she's obviously comfortable with him, but at this stage it probably means he's friend zoned as well otherwise she would be worried about putting him off.