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post 1572110331 01-25-2019, 05:44 PM
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Chick texts you this and... (PICS)

Cliffs:
-my friend is going snowboarding with this girl he met
-on his way to resort
-chick sends him this text
-he almost turns around on the spot
-sends me this and asks if i think its weird



Pic for misc


Additional cliffs from post #39:

-Chick has bf
-has cheated on bf with my friend once
-now this is 10 months later, haven’t seen each other since.
-she’s blowing his phone up nonstop to hang out
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post 1572110461 01-25-2019, 05:46 PM
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What kind of girl talks like that??? Good lord. lol
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post 1572110471 01-25-2019, 05:46 PM
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post 1572110481 01-25-2019, 05:46 PM
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I gotta chit real bad, then ill get back to you
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post 1572110621 01-25-2019, 05:48 PM
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Huge red flag. She's obviously a massive liar since girls don't do that.
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post 1572110661 01-25-2019, 05:49 PM
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if youre "friend: didnt respond with " you shoulda seen the **** i just took" i disapoint
post 1572110671 01-25-2019, 05:49 PM
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If she was actually hot it would turn me on. The way she looks though, I'd be fukin out.
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post 1572110681 01-25-2019, 05:49 PM
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I’d do a 360 and walk away
post 1572110721 01-25-2019, 05:49 PM
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We all know girls don’t do that. Tell your friend it’s a trap.
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post 1572110751 01-25-2019, 05:50 PM
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post 1572110971 01-25-2019, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
If she was actually hot it would turn me on.The way she looks though, I'd be fukin out.
Seriously????
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post 1572111181 01-25-2019, 05:55 PM
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post 1572111281 01-25-2019, 05:57 PM
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That's a ****ing keeper if i ever saw one. She's real as hell.
post 1572111321 01-25-2019, 05:57 PM
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post 1572111351 01-25-2019, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Seriously????
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
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post 1572111381 01-25-2019, 05:58 PM
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post 1572111421 01-25-2019, 05:59 PM
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I can actually smell it after seeing the picture of her face.Gross as fk
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post 1572111661 01-25-2019, 06:03 PM
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post 1572111831 01-25-2019, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
This is the misc, so I take everything said here with a grain of salt. But I’m like this guy. Just not a big deal imo. We’re human. It’s natural. And the girl I’m with we’ll text stuff like this back and forth.

Why be prudish about it?
post 1572111881 01-25-2019, 06:07 PM
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post 1572111901 01-25-2019, 06:07 PM
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post 1572112001 01-25-2019, 06:08 PM
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post 1572112011 01-25-2019, 06:09 PM
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post 1572112061 01-25-2019, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
lol I have never pooped in front of an SO in my entire life. Or a friend.
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post 1572112121 01-25-2019, 06:10 PM
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Open personality, i like it.

Obviously her being a girl it's not "girly" to say that chit. But at least she comes off as having a good personality, and a sense of humor. Whether or not maybe she was just joking to see his response, i see nothing wrong with it.

Think of it this way, if you go out with a girl like this, but doesn't talk like that. If all goes well and you are in a long relationship, guess what? She won't tell you she has to take a chit, she'll just do it. And leave the bathroom smelling like phucking death. But you can't do chit, cause that's your girl. She's yours.
post 1572112141 01-25-2019, 06:11 PM
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post 1572112211 01-25-2019, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs.Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes.(I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
Ol'boy hittin it while the guns are still hot. Not gonna lie, I banged my ex in her car after she took a chit. Srs lol.

Did you ever catch a whiff during doggy?





I don't see the problem here OP. She's open and feels comfortable enough with you to say things like that. Unless she shows physical signs of being groce then there's not much of a problem.
post 1572112271 01-25-2019, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Ol'boy hittin it while the guns are still hot. Not gonna lie, I banged my ex in her car after she took a chit. Srs lol.

Did you ever catch a whiff during doggy?
Yeah because my other gun is always hot nomsayin. That's it boyo. And see if I catch a wiff we're gonna be having a 2 hour powerpoint presentation on how to properly wipe, that is unacceptable. I have before and I'll stop fuking and send them to the bathroom to get their fukin life together.

Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
lol I have never pooped in front of an SO in my entire life. Or a friend.
I would just walk in the bathroom on you and you'd be like "stahhhp, peterplsss, stahhhpp, don't come in, get out!" but I'd give no fuks and you would eventually get used to it
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post 1572112301 01-25-2019, 06:14 PM
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post 1572112341 01-25-2019, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
I would just walk in the bathroom on you and you'd be like "stahhhp, peterplsss, stahhhpp, don't come in, get out!" but I'd give no fuks and you would eventually get used to it
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