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Some girl hitting on me said
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
Jeepers Creepers gave you a compliment!Some girl hitting on me said
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
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I have a habit of shaking my leg when I'm sitting. Two friends and myself were at a local brewery one evening and random dude comes by, puts his hand on my shoulder and says:
I noticed you shaking your leg nervously, want to come play a game of pool with me?
Wasn't a compliment, but was definitely weird af.
I noticed you shaking your leg nervously, want to come play a game of pool with me?
Wasn't a compliment, but was definitely weird af.
I have become death.
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04-29-2019, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By SpeculatorSam⏩
I'm jk bro looking wideSpoiler!
yea I'm thinking the same thing


04-29-2019, 01:03 PM
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I have always been complimented on my genetically perfect ass.
I guess the "Damn bro, how much you bench?" is a compliment that means I look like I lift.
Jakes on them, I just play pick up basketball 3x a week.
I guess the "Damn bro, how much you bench?" is a compliment that means I look like I lift.
Jakes on them, I just play pick up basketball 3x a week.
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04-29-2019, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
This is where regional differences make chit confusing. LOLI think it was some kind of chocolate reference but couldn’t stop thinking that mebbe he wanted to suck on em till they melted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Some folks is weird
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05-01-2019, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Xplicit_Mindz⏩
When I'm cashiering, I do get a few "What branch did you serve in?", and a lot of"Thank you for your service" no matter how many times you hear it, it never gets less weird. Responding with "thank you for your support" does not make it feel any less cringe.
Person A: "You look like you just got outta the Army"
SpecSam: "What makes you think that?"
Person A: "The way you walk, talk, act".
SpecSam: "Oh... [Person not realizing that they're talking to an autistic man who does front squats and is extremely boring/all business when at work; this is why he stands up straight and talks like a god-damned robot] well I lift weights and jog, that's the only thing I have in common with the military."
That... and being a twenty-something-y.o. white dude. Jokes aside, I do not partake in stolen valor, and I cringe everytime someones put me and the military in the same sentence.
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The natty dilemma, gets in really great shape. The athletes, lifters, and laborers have the "x-ray" vision and can tell, but normal people be like "hm, lower bodyfat, rather thin... I hope they'ren't anorexic... maybe she's vegan?"I get a lot of "if you lose any more weight, you'll disappear" at work. Which isn't really a compliment, but people seem to think it is.
Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
Sounds like my kinda gurl. High and Low test crew checking in. I like larger wamen with cute round faces, I also like petite women too. Fit women with round butts make me wanna cry though :l I have one of those at my work and it's not fair.Some girl hitting on me said
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
Originally Posted By JustImproving⏩
Looking wide, but I feel like a starving man stuck in a barely muscled pot bellied body. I'm 19% bodyfat now, trying to finish up this mini cut in an attempt to reduce my love handles but dammit. Yes, I've only got the whole rest of my life to look like a Greek statue, but I'm getting a lot of peer pressure from my family and coworkers "You're not fat, stop trying to lose weight!'; they don't understand the concept of optimizing body composition, and my workouts are zapping me out too.I'm jk bro looking wide
I'm trying to follow Mike Isratel's advice and stay at or below 18-20% from now on. I also plan on recomping by eating at maintenance and training like I'm bulking since I've only just finished my first year of serious lifting now and can still do that kinda recomp.
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05-01-2019, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
She wanted to eat your eyes.Some girl hitting on me said
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
Her: "you have big eyeballs."
Me: "what?"
Her: "I love your big eyeballs"
Me confused because she had the biggest eyeballs I have ever seen in my life. She also outweighed me by about 100 lbs.
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
Jeepers Creepers gave you a compliment!
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
pics of said eyeballs
With banana for scale
With banana for scale
Originally Posted By EoR⏩
I am not kidding about her eyes being big as hell. I think it that threw me off even more about her giving me a compliment about eyeballs.She wanted to eat your eyes.
Comparison of me and the person that gave the compliment (no banana)
my peepers

the person that gave me the compliment's peepers

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05-01-2019, 09:17 AM
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Been complimented on my arms when I was in shape (dadbod mode now) in public by a dude who I’m pretty sure wasn’t a homo. Feltoddmang
Weirdest was getting complimented on my cuticles, chick asked if I got manicures, which I didn’t. And been complimented on my eyebrows a couple times by sloots.
Also get a decently high amount of compliments on my intelligence. Mostly from guys.
Besides that most were pretty normal From chicks. Lots of cawk compliments after smashing some sloot, lots of ass compliments. Not even a Chad either, couldn’t imagine the amount chads get, would probably go straight to my head.
Weirdest was getting complimented on my cuticles, chick asked if I got manicures, which I didn’t. And been complimented on my eyebrows a couple times by sloots.
Also get a decently high amount of compliments on my intelligence. Mostly from guys.
Besides that most were pretty normal From chicks. Lots of cawk compliments after smashing some sloot, lots of ass compliments. Not even a Chad either, couldn’t imagine the amount chads get, would probably go straight to my head.
Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
know this feel. That ego boost goes straight to the head and feels better than the tightest teen sloot. How long did you last after that?I was mounting this teenage sloot in different sexual positions, and she said , you really know what your doing .
I tried to not let it go to my head
I tried to not let it go to my head
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05-01-2019, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By SpeculatorSam⏩
It's the short hair and "I'm growing as much facial hair as AR670-1 will let me" stache.When I'm cashiering, I do get a few "What branch did you serve in?"
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05-01-2019, 11:49 AM
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I was doing hamstring curls in the gym and some milf said " you have really nice calves"
Best day ever.
Best day ever.
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05-01-2019, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
Many will never know them feels.I was doing hamstring curls in the gym and some milf said " you have really nice calves"
Best day ever.
Best day ever.
Ill i've gotten it that they look veinier
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05-01-2019, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
Just googled that. I'm glad the Army letthat pdfslide into public access. Granted, there's probably a more recent classified version of it but still.It's the short hair and "I'm growing as much facial hair as AR670-1 will let me" stache.
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
You lucky calf bastardI was doing hamstring curls in the gym and some milf said " you have really nice calves"
Best day ever.
Best day ever.

"I did the best I could knowing what I did. I know better now, therefore I do." - Maya Angelou
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A weird compliment in a weird place but a very wholesome one that made me :3
I am a teacher at a middle school and one day one of my students came up to me after class. He's a tiny kid, really into soccer, does very well in school, and overall has a great attitude.
7th Grader: hey, Mr. M...
me: whats up?
7th : ...How'd did you get so built?!
me: By respecting my teachers and turning in my homework on time.
7th: Haha but seriously, I wanna be built like you when I get older.
me: [very briefly told him how diet, workout volume/intensity, and rest will help him when he gets older and can lift]
7th: [has a very determined look on his face] I see.. I think I can do it when I get into high school
I have lunch duty and he'll come up and ask me about what and how much I eat, too heh. **** man, does it feel nice
I am a teacher at a middle school and one day one of my students came up to me after class. He's a tiny kid, really into soccer, does very well in school, and overall has a great attitude.
7th Grader: hey, Mr. M...
me: whats up?
7th : ...How'd did you get so built?!
me: By respecting my teachers and turning in my homework on time.
7th: Haha but seriously, I wanna be built like you when I get older.
me: [very briefly told him how diet, workout volume/intensity, and rest will help him when he gets older and can lift]
7th: [has a very determined look on his face] I see.. I think I can do it when I get into high school

I have lunch duty and he'll come up and ask me about what and how much I eat, too heh. **** man, does it feel nice

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Originally Posted By newkindofarmy421⏩
Watch that kid become the next Larry Wheels... or the next washed up hasbeen grade school varsity athlete... or just another person that likes to workout... or just another person on the face of the earth... really the possibilities are endless.A weird compliment in a weird place but a very wholesome one that made me :3
I am a teacher at a middle school and one day one of my students came up to me after class. He's a tiny kid, really into soccer, does very well in school, and overall has a great attitude.
7th Grader: hey, Mr. M...
me: whats up?
7th : ...How'd did you get so built?!
me: By respecting my teachers and turning in my homework on time.
7th: Haha but seriously, I wanna be built like you when I get older.
me: [very briefly told him how diet, workout volume/intensity, and rest will help him when he gets older and can lift]
7th: [has a very determined look on his face] I see.. I think I can do it when I get into high school
I have lunch duty and he'll come up and ask me about what and how much I eat, too heh. **** man, does it feel nice
I am a teacher at a middle school and one day one of my students came up to me after class. He's a tiny kid, really into soccer, does very well in school, and overall has a great attitude.
7th Grader: hey, Mr. M...
me: whats up?
7th : ...How'd did you get so built?!
me: By respecting my teachers and turning in my homework on time.
7th: Haha but seriously, I wanna be built like you when I get older.
me: [very briefly told him how diet, workout volume/intensity, and rest will help him when he gets older and can lift]
7th: [has a very determined look on his face] I see.. I think I can do it when I get into high school

I have lunch duty and he'll come up and ask me about what and how much I eat, too heh. **** man, does it feel nice

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Ex gf.
Best sexors of any chick i've been with.
Could always make her cum multiple times, good variety. Chit just worked.
We were laying in the bed afterwards and she was talking about how my dink fit her just right, talking up my sex game etc.
then she said.......
"Because if it is too big it hurts"

Best sexors of any chick i've been with.
Could always make her cum multiple times, good variety. Chit just worked.
We were laying in the bed afterwards and she was talking about how my dink fit her just right, talking up my sex game etc.
then she said.......
"Because if it is too big it hurts"

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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
When I'm in full bulk mode, yeah I'm 4x8-10 on single leg calf raises 3x a week. I don't think I have the worst or best calves, but it's still a bit of muscle I'd like to build if I can. I think you might likemy calf threadMy calves are poverty AF, which is why I was so surprised. I wanted to cry in joy.
Originally Posted By AzzTuna⏩
Random dude at the gas station straight up said to my face “y-you’re pretty cute”.
I bert stared at him for half a second then left. SRS.
I bert stared at him for half a second then left. SRS.

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I've returned with a couple more one liners I've received. Other than a few "you look good" and "wow, do you workout?", I've gotten a "this isn't your only job is it (I'm a graveyard shift cashier at a drugstore, a gloried shelf stocker)? Surely you do labor or were in the military or something, right?". Also had an old fart tell me "you have a nice shape. You look like a gymnast
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Anymore bert stare worthy stories misc'd like to share? Thanks for reading.
".Anymore bert stare worthy stories misc'd like to share? Thanks for reading.
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I had a guy come up to me in a gas station, smell me and tell me I smelled like strawberries.
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar⏩
I feel like this is a pretty common one.Girl told me that she wished she had my eyelashes
Dudes have pretty eyelashes.
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