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Thread: This has to be the ULTIMATE cuckery/friendzone ever (srs)

post 1581099151 05-30-2019, 07:33 AM
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meanwhile chad

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post 1581099161 05-30-2019, 07:33 AM
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Next level cuckfoolery
post 1581099211 05-30-2019, 07:33 AM
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Looks like a couple of confused homosexuals
post 1581099291 05-30-2019, 07:35 AM
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On this day, and ITT Sloan was born
post 1581099301 05-30-2019, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
He’s a cuck but she’s a horrible mom. What happens when Sloan is tired of riding the bench? She just gonna sub in some other dude and confuse the child even more? She’s not considering the mental stability of her child at all.

Cliffs: sloots gone sloot
I see it everyday.

The wheel just keeps on spinning.

Also, lol @ Sloan. He's misc terminology now.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1581099321 05-30-2019, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
fukn lol this actually made me cringe IRL just reading that

so we got Timothy >
Timothy >Toby

Poor kid's a Toby for sure.
fist yourself
post 1581099701 05-30-2019, 07:45 AM
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Looks like he got...


FriendSLOANED


See monster0ultra's sig
post 1581099801 05-30-2019, 07:47 AM
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That was the hardest read I've had in a while. Those kids look high school age. If I was Sloan's dad I would first, get a paternity test because no way something that short and cucky could come from my loins and second, move him across the country and take away his access to technology to break this horrific relationship.

The kid doesn't even know the risks he's taking. What if he gets tired of the chit and decides he's done? Can she sue him for child support since he's "the father"? Family court is fukd up enough that I think it could happen.
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post 1581099991 05-30-2019, 07:48 AM
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Sloan can apply for Swedish citizenship
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post 1581100141 05-30-2019, 07:51 AM
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lmfao
even if she didnt friendzone him.. its a very low place to be..

yet hes not even getting action..jesus
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post 1581100291 05-30-2019, 07:54 AM
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next post:


"Sloan continues to show his selfless spirit <3, he was totally accepting of JAMAL coming along with us on our family trip. he even volunteered to stay in the second bedroom with his love-son overnight while I got my intimacy needs met, I didnt even have to task him! #friendship"
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post 1581100561 05-30-2019, 07:59 AM
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All I can think of is, maybe he's gay or something?

IF she's FRing him that bad, bringing her daughter into the situation shows how much of a disgusting degenerate sloot that she is.
Originally Posted By gtg⏩
meanwhile chad

Lv 99 Chad God mode.
post 1581100771 05-30-2019, 08:02 AM
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moral of the story

sloots gonna sloot if sloans gonna sloan
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post 1581101211 05-30-2019, 08:08 AM
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listen up Brad and Timothy

This is your future son and daughter

accept it
post 1581103001 05-30-2019, 08:31 AM
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I sprained my brain trying to keep up with those mental gymnastics. If he does find himself a woman, he's gonna peace out of that arrangement and the daughter will be heartbroken.
post 1581103891 05-30-2019, 08:47 AM
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Taking care of another man's child and not getting anything out of it. Got Damn.

Originally Posted By gtg⏩
meanwhile chad

Dude has over 99 matches, got damn

Shows you what women want. At the same time imagine finding out the girl you were dreaming about matched with him.
post 1581104051 05-30-2019, 08:50 AM
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Whats next grandadzoned?

What about jobzoned? Where the cuck goes and does the girls job everyday at her work while she stays home.

Smh
post 1581104221 05-30-2019, 08:52 AM
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LMAO just when I thought there wasn't a next level to being a cuck, i get proven wrong. Dude looks like one of those *******s in a pop punk band from the mid 2000's. He's gotta be on that ****gy time.
This fool's running a Honda 2000
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post 1581104621 05-30-2019, 08:57 AM
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He must be gay. No one could have such a low self esteem srs
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i'm just here for the lulz, dont take my miscing too srs
post 1581104981 05-30-2019, 09:01 AM
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I'm sad for Sloane that he didn't have a man in his life to teach him how to live
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post 1581105181 05-30-2019, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Bar182⏩
Whats next grandadzoned?

What about jobzoned? Where the cuck goes and does the girls job everyday at her work while she stays home.

Smh
That’s super common. It’s called twitch lol. White knights giving thousands of dollars to girls while the girl sits home and plays video games
post 1581105611 05-30-2019, 09:11 AM
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Oh no...no, why Sloan, why? I can't even begin to fathom this, he's so deep into the friendzone not even a team of Navy Seals could extricate him from it, not even Snake Plissken fresh from rescuing the POTUS from the ruins of NY could get him out alive.
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post 1581105721 05-30-2019, 09:13 AM
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Cucks gonna cuck.
post 1581105861 05-30-2019, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
It's entirely possible that he's not straight (not taking a shot at him -- being SRS). That would explain the arrangement.
That was my first thought. Gay BFF playing the dad.
post 1581106021 05-30-2019, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Shows you what women want. At the same time imagine finding out the girl you were dreaming about matched with him.
per ardua ad astra
post 1581106661 05-30-2019, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Looks like he got...

FriendSLOANED
Sloanzoned sounds better...

The amount of cuckery is astounding and reaches new levels that we never thought could be reached.
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post 1581106941 05-30-2019, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
It's entirely possible that he's not straight (not taking a shot at him -- being SRS). That would explain the arrangement.
Yeah, but gay people can now adopt or use surrogates. It would make total sense for a gay person who wanted a kid back in the day to do this. But in modern times, he is getting used.

I mean even if they were best friends, being the coparent is dumb. Like an unofficial uncle that helps is fine but a dad? Getting used.
post 1581107461 05-30-2019, 09:38 AM
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can you sLOAN me your condoms, you wont be using them
post 1581107491 05-30-2019, 09:39 AM
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You just know he babysits while she goes out and gets piped

Wtf Sloan
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1581107951 05-30-2019, 09:45 AM
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in all honesty he is taking the cuck hit for the kid in this scenario that kid look pretty happy, would suck to grow up with no dad.
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