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Thread: This has to be the ULTIMATE cuckery/friendzone ever (srs)

post 1581095531 05-30-2019, 06:06 AM
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This has to be the ULTIMATE cuckery/friendzone ever (srs)

Holy hell LMAO! The delusions of this woman and the lack of balls and pure idiocy of the guy who is like this. Just LMAO!

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post 1581095631 05-30-2019, 06:08 AM
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this post made me sad
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post 1581095771 05-30-2019, 06:12 AM
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Sloan lmao
post 1581095801 05-30-2019, 06:13 AM
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This must be a troll post. How can anyone get cucked like this? I refuse to believe that the male species can stoop to such scum levels.
post 1581095831 05-30-2019, 06:14 AM
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Sloans gonna sloan
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post 1581095931 05-30-2019, 06:16 AM
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It's entirely possible that he's not straight (not taking a shot at him -- being SRS). That would explain the arrangement.
Take it easy Christian
post 1581096231 05-30-2019, 06:22 AM
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Good point. They look like they are 16. Even if he was gay that sounds like a terrible mistake. If not, and if not a fake.. yep king if all cucks
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post 1581096241 05-30-2019, 06:22 AM
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****ing Sloans I swear lmao

Also strong post content to outfit on the girl.
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post 1581096381 05-30-2019, 06:24 AM
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Thad > Chad > Timothy > Sloan???
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post 1581096451 05-30-2019, 06:25 AM
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post 1581096511 05-30-2019, 06:27 AM
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please remove this picture of me and our personal life is not meant to be public outside of her ******** friends. thank you kindly
post 1581096601 05-30-2019, 06:27 AM
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"Mother nature has said, in the guise of that particular woman, you're not so bad for a friend, but there's no reason that your genetic material should propagate itself into the future." - Jordan Peterson on hypergamy.


lol. She didn't just friendzone him........ She fukn DADZONED him.
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post 1581096751 05-30-2019, 06:31 AM
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and we see the poor child with no strong father figure is the only one in the pic who looks fking miserable.
post 1581096861 05-30-2019, 06:35 AM
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post 1581096871 05-30-2019, 06:35 AM
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Oh lord Sloan, what are you doing son?!?
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post 1581096881 05-30-2019, 06:35 AM
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Guarantee he pays for things for her too.

Poster above has it right dude went way past Friendzone and got Dadzoned... lmao
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post 1581097111 05-30-2019, 06:42 AM
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Sloan is even worse than Timothy

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post 1581097151 05-30-2019, 06:42 AM
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Posts like this make my brain hurt
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post 1581097261 05-30-2019, 06:45 AM
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that's pretty brutal
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post 1581097791 05-30-2019, 06:57 AM
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post 1581097981 05-30-2019, 07:02 AM
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Reveal yourself sloan
post 1581098001 05-30-2019, 07:02 AM
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He’s a cuck but she’s a horrible mom. What happens when Sloan is tired of riding the bench? She just gonna sub in some other dude and confuse the child even more? She’s not considering the mental stability of her child at all.

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post 1581098081 05-30-2019, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By sammywatkins⏩
Reveal yourself sloan
thats me brah srs

laughing at all the responses. yes i buy some stuff and we hang out a ton and we are just friends but im working on her. i'll have her in my arms soon enough just u watch. just the other day she let me give her a cheek on the kiss as i surprised them both with a vacation abroad
post 1581098201 05-30-2019, 07:09 AM
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fukn lol this actually made me cringe IRL just reading that

so we got Timothy > getting friendzoned > doormat > Sloan??

tha fuk names their child Sloan, it's like the parents knew he was going to be a cuck so fuk it Sloan is your name *******
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post 1581098581 05-30-2019, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
It's entirely possible that he's not straight (not taking a shot at him -- being SRS). That would explain the arrangement.
ya except she says "hopefully one day you'll find a woman that treats you as well as you treat her" lol
post 1581098831 05-30-2019, 07:27 AM
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lol wow started reading that thinking typical misc going on about step fathers etc, but holy fck how does this even happen?
post 1581098851 05-30-2019, 07:28 AM
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Lmao it's bad enough continuing another man's saved game. But this guy is doing it while being friendzoned. Lmfao.
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post 1581098941 05-30-2019, 07:30 AM
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no thx sloan
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post 1581099061 05-30-2019, 07:31 AM
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Its no longer Timothy it’s Sloan
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