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Why hasnt there been a meltdown thread over the new James Bond 007 yet?
07-14-2019, 10:35 AM
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07-14-2019, 10:39 AM
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Because there's nothing to melt down about.
Bond will be Bond (white British guy), it's only that he retired so his codename 007 went to the black chick for the movie.
Basically they cover the sjw bullchit - 007 is the chick, Bond is Bond - while still keeping the same character. It's still retarded, but what can you do.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mber-over.html
"However, traditionalists can relax: she's not the new Bond, but a new character who takes over his secret agent number after he leaves MI6. The story begins with Bond retired in Jamaica. But spymaster M – played by Ralph Fiennes – calls him back in desperation to tackle a new global crisis. A movie insider said: 'There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says 'Come in 007', and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman. 'It's a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he's been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman."
Bond will be Bond (white British guy), it's only that he retired so his codename 007 went to the black chick for the movie.
Basically they cover the sjw bullchit - 007 is the chick, Bond is Bond - while still keeping the same character. It's still retarded, but what can you do.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mber-over.html
"However, traditionalists can relax: she's not the new Bond, but a new character who takes over his secret agent number after he leaves MI6. The story begins with Bond retired in Jamaica. But spymaster M – played by Ralph Fiennes – calls him back in desperation to tackle a new global crisis. A movie insider said: 'There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says 'Come in 007', and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman. 'It's a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he's been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman."
07-14-2019, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Bar182⏩
Thing is, that the Broccoli family - currently Barbara Broccoli - know very well, that if they ever decided to go sjw, they can kiss the franchise goodbye for good. They especially won't burn it all down after managing to turning it around with Craig.lol if you don't have the intelligence to see where this is heading...
They've been doing this - omg, who will be the new Bond, rumours start going around that this time it will be a black guy, or a woman etc. - for a couple films now, but in the end it's been Craig over and over and they will pick another white British guy next. Barbara Broccoli made a very clear statement that Bond has and will always be a - white - guy.
07-14-2019, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Yeah I mean this seems exceedingly clear to me.Thing is, that the Broccoli family - currently Barbara Broccoli - know very well, that if they ever decided to go sjw, they can kiss the franchise goodbye for good. They especially won't burn it all down after managing to turning it around with Craig.
They've been doing this - omg, who will be the new Bond, rumours start going around that this time it will be a black guy, or a woman etc. - for a couple films now, but in the end it's been Craig over and over and they will pick another white British guy next. Barbara Broccoli made a very clear statement that Bond has and will always be a - white - guy.
They've been doing this - omg, who will be the new Bond, rumours start going around that this time it will be a black guy, or a woman etc. - for a couple films now, but in the end it's been Craig over and over and they will pick another white British guy next. Barbara Broccoli made a very clear statement that Bond has and will always be a - white - guy.
07-14-2019, 10:58 AM
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They should do a James Bond Multiverse where there's different Bonds in each universe.
- James Bond
- Jane Bond
- Jamal Bond
- Jonah Bond
- Jordan Bond
- James Bond
- Jane Bond
- Jamal Bond
- Jonah Bond
- Jordan Bond
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07-14-2019, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaroctor⏩
Yeah, but some idiots will always have to reee about something. New Bond movie = manufactured outrage imminent, it's just really stupid how all the morons come out of the woodwork.Yeah I mean this seems exceedingly clear to me.
07-14-2019, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
You *******s ruined Flash Thompson in Spiderman though. Stick to Haorld and Kumar flicks brah.again i will ask when indian leads will be taken seriously. this is blasphemous how they disrespect my race. we are more than gas station clerks. we are more than slumlords. we are more than call center employees. #wearemore
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07-14-2019, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By RonaldMcflurry⏩
laqueesha bondJameeka Bonds
07-14-2019, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Lollaff⏩
It's just my bs theory on the take but maybe they'll try to create a 007 spinoff for Bond and expand the franchise Marvel style.Does this mean that this bish is 007 from now on and in the next movie? Or is it just for this particular one. Feel like there's a big difference.
07-14-2019, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaroctor⏩
I read it, I just still wanted to complain.I didn't expect people to be able to read here but she's playing the new 007, not James Bond. As in, she's the new numbered agent while James Bond still exists as a separate character.
Because I'm mad in general.
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07-14-2019, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
ducklaughing.gifYou *******s ruined Flash Thompson in Spiderman though.
07-14-2019, 11:42 AM
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At first I thought "wtf, women seducing men is literally easy as fuk." Then i saw her pic and this could actually be a good movie if she manages to seduce a male, I don't see how she will be able to pull it off.
07-14-2019, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaroctor⏩
You care enough to post to get your honk honk points though.Lol if you have an ego fragile enough to care. I don't ****ing care.
07-14-2019, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
No.there's already an indian bond. i think his code name is double one seven
It’s ‘7-11’
Edit: great thing I’m high because an Indian James Bond with the code name ‘7-11’ would be freaking hilarious.
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07-14-2019, 12:01 PM
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Why they pick an ugly ass bish tho?
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07-14-2019, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By OaklandCali⏩
this.Why they pick an ugly ass bish tho?
i woulda been fine if it was some fine ass woman like the heavenly blessed eva green. who they wrongfully killed off!
emily blunt would have nailed it

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07-14-2019, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
No Jose Bond?They should do a James Bond Multiverse where there's different Bonds in each universe.
- James Bond
- Jane Bond
- Jamal Bond
- Jonah Bond
- Jordan Bond
- James Bond
- Jane Bond
- Jamal Bond
- Jonah Bond
- Jordan Bond
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07-14-2019, 12:53 PM
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07-14-2019, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristineMN⏩
Idris Elba would be a good Bond. It's just that he's 46 now. Craig is aging out of the role and he's 51. The timing just wasn't there.Lmfao, what Idris Elba wouldn’t have net the diversity mark?
Why a woman? Like seriously? I guess I’m not upset that it is, it just seems strange to hijack a franchise about a male spy...?
Why a woman? Like seriously? I guess I’m not upset that it is, it just seems strange to hijack a franchise about a male spy...?
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i don't think they should ever go with a black bond. it's just weird. rather have them go with a white female. it would be a nice change. the bond girl being the actual 007 now
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07-14-2019, 01:43 PM
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Bring back Brosnan.
07-14-2019, 02:21 PM
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I really hope people dont go see it. But it seems like its so extreme people might go see it just because
07-14-2019, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By OaklandCali⏩
How dare you?Why they pick an ugly ass bish tho?
She is a BLACK and BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. Have you not seen her described that way by every journo covering the story??? Azzhole.
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