Thread: Best of Tinder Portland edition.
12-30-2019, 12:29 PM
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Would put that big titty moms titties to work boyo
Also lmfao, is that first one Zyrathornrise?
Also lmfao, is that first one Zyrathornrise?
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12-30-2019, 12:34 PM
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12-30-2019, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Fuk crazy, but with rules....Never fuk crazy. Ever.
Never take crazy back to your place.
Never give crazy your phone # except burner #.
Never fuk crazy that is within a 5 mile radius of any place you frequent.
Never tell crazy where you work, or other personal information.
Never cuddle and make small talk after smash. Smash and bounce.
Never maintain a ongoing fwb with a crazy. Smash 3 times max.
Never spend money on crazy.
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12-30-2019, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Haven't seen her in awhile, just might be.Would put that big titty moms titties to work boyo
Also lmfao, is that first one Zyrathornrise?
Also lmfao, is that first one Zyrathornrise?



This one might be srs. Rest of her pics looked good and she did cool **** like luge boarding. Swiped right.

Did not swipe right

Originally Posted By spazzin⏩
I was told if you even knew how to change a tire out here the women thought you were fukin Paul Bunyan. Was looking forward to swimming in hipster tang. Instead idk wtf is going on here or where I am.looks like a liberal chithole piss of women
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12-30-2019, 12:37 PM
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Isn't Portland Democratic/Liberal?
Good lord.
No thx Jeff.
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12-30-2019, 12:39 PM
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they all look like they smell.... and not the good kind either
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12-30-2019, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
u move there for a job?I was told if you even knew how to change a tire out here the women thought you were fukin Paul Bunyan. Was looking forward to swimming in hipster tang. Instead idk wtf is going on here or where I am.
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12-30-2019, 12:43 PM
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Portland brah checking in. Lived here my whole life, it’s scary how much the city has changed in 15 years. Glad I have a girlfriend now, so these crazy sloots don’t pop up in my nightmares anymore
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12-30-2019, 12:45 PM
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Were any of those females?
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12-30-2019, 12:49 PM
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lulz and I thought Seattle was bad
12-30-2019, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By spazzin⏩
Yeah got a great big promotion and a fat raise that made me realize exactly how much I hate my life. srs.u move there for a job?
Originally Posted By phikappa⏩
Allegedly all of them. No OP is not gay and did not leave his choices open. This is just whats out there.Were any of those females?

No this is not OPs hairstylist (who looks to be ghosting OP)

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Hairy pit time!

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Fuk yeah


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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Allegedly all of them. No OP is not gay and did not leave his choices open. This is just whats out there.

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lol at the one girl taking a piss drinking in her pic being a behavioral assistant...this confirms I will never go to Portland.
12-30-2019, 01:01 PM
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Pics of the hair dresser. Bet I know her!
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These are the chicks Ratfish brags about
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
Op is butthurt and deleted her. Big bootied redhead.Pics of the hair dresser. Bet I know her!
Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
lolz no he somehow finds the best looking normal ones. Op and Ratfish have similar facial aesthetics (minus Ratfish plump lips), OP is legit low key raging.These are the chicks Ratfish brags about

I see a lot of this-

Figure If I get to bang and dig the guts up good they won't care when I confess to fukin loving that man.
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
If you voted for trump swipe left is in 75% of profiles in Portland. Try Hinge, more quality and girls that are actually interested in meeting upOp is butthurt and deleted her. Big bootied redhead.
lolz no he somehow finds the best looking normal ones. Op and Ratfish have similar facial aesthetics (minus Ratfish plump lips), OP is legit low key raging.

I see a lot of this-

Figure If I get to bang and dig the guts up good they won't care when I confess to fukin loving that man.
lolz no he somehow finds the best looking normal ones. Op and Ratfish have similar facial aesthetics (minus Ratfish plump lips), OP is legit low key raging.

I see a lot of this-

Figure If I get to bang and dig the guts up good they won't care when I confess to fukin loving that man.
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You're doing it wrong. Join Bumble instead. Sharon Stone is on there.
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12-30-2019, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
lol had to google this and its true wowYou're doing it wrong. Join Bumble instead. Sharon Stone is on there.
12-30-2019, 01:56 PM
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Looks like a man
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Tried it. I get zero play on bumble srs.You're doing it wrong. Join Bumble instead. Sharon Stone is on there.
Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
Will try it srs. Merc could use a gf.If you voted for trump swipe left is in 75% of profiles in Portland. Try Hinge, more quality and girls that are actually interested in meeting up
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Originally Posted By JT11RTR⏩
Yeah this place is weird. I'm in recovery mode here though living down the shame of bombing with my oneitis and corporate exhaustion. People leave you the fuk alone here so thats good.Too many sad and disturbed people in Portland.
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Why is that?Yeah this place is weird. I'm in recovery mode here though living down the shame of bombing with my oneitis and corporate exhaustion. People leave you the fuk alone here so thats good.
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