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post 1594553271 12-30-2019, 11:12 AM
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Best of Tinder Portland edition.

Hey Misc,

So after years of avoiding online dating I decided to give it a shot and boy am I glad I did. New city, new position with my company, new downtown studio, I thought "lets give Tinder a try" I even purchased gold. Only had two **** pictures so If success is measured in matches then I guess I did "ok" got about 50 in 3 days. Wen't on one date and trying to set up another one. Ended up deleting it as it looks like most people are just on there for the fuk of it.

Saw a lot of interesting profiles though. Here are some of my favorites enjoy misc....












One or the other bish




Reach for the sky! aaayyyyyy lmao






And my personal favorite.....






































Here is hoping the hot hairstylist I just texted gets back to me.
post 1594553781 12-30-2019, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
One or the other bish



That's a mother.
post 1594553911 12-30-2019, 11:24 AM
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Would rather date the clown with the shot of piss than a hairdresser tbh.



All crazy. All sluts.


Source: my mom is a hairdresser
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post 1594553931 12-30-2019, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩
Mirin, which one you smashing?
This one



HNNNNGGGGG
Originally Posted By HayZues
Would rather date the clown with the shot of piss than a hairdresser tbh.



All crazy. All.sluts.
Idk brah the cowboy clown is fairly picky





Hairstylist took 24 hours to text back. So I waited overnight and just texted her now. We shall see.
Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
That's a mother.
If not then she will be soon.
post 1594554051 12-30-2019, 11:25 AM
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Absolutely pissening!
post 1594554181 12-30-2019, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
This one






Idk brah the cowboy clown is fairly picky





Hairstylist took 24 hours to text back. So I waited overnight and just texted her now. We shall see.
I mean you can tell she is a huge pain in the ass just from 2 minutes worth of texts.
post 1594554421 12-30-2019, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
I mean you can tell she is a huge pain in the ass just from 2 minutes worth of texts.
That's not the hairstylist just some other chick who turned out to be a nut.
post 1594554571 12-30-2019, 11:33 AM
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In

I’ve been swiping in Portland a little bit lately (I live in Salem), and about half of the women look like they need a man to beat some sense into them. Absolute fukin retards in abundance.
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post 1594554621 12-30-2019, 11:34 AM
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bruh, you deserve better than that hoe

there's a 100% chance you've swiped through sloots i know
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post 1594554661 12-30-2019, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
In

I’ve been swiping in Portland a little bit lately (I live in Salem), and about half of the women look like they need a man to beat some sense into them. Absolute fukin retards in abundance.
lols I feel you on that. God damn mad house over here, the amount on loony poosay I had to shift through to find a decent 6/10 was absurd. Was talking to a 39 year old MILF from Salem but found myself talking to prim and proper with her. Hard to tell if she just wanted a young bull to fuk her **** up or wanted me to demonstrate emotional maturity. So I just said "fuk it".



Not even sure what's going on here....


Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
bruh, you deserve better than that hoe

there's a 100% chance you've swiped through sloots i know
Wouldn't surprise me. Btw I went out to one of the places you suggested with a buddy. Was hammered and ran into a cute HR chick I work with. Made sure to make a total ass out of myself like the retard I am, so now I'm in hiding.
post 1594554851 12-30-2019, 11:37 AM
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Pics of size queen?

I actually love size queens. They are hugely great submissive fuks.


No way I'm fuking for hours tho. Fuk outta here with that shjt.
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.

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post 1594554861 12-30-2019, 11:37 AM
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bunch of jacked up witches there..
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post 1594554891 12-30-2019, 11:39 AM
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That bitsh should really drink more water her piss looks too yellow
post 1594554961 12-30-2019, 11:40 AM
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This is going to be an interesting thread. Please keep us updated on your Tinder adventures.
post 1594555021 12-30-2019, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Pics of size queen?

I actually love size queens. They are hugely great submissive fuks.


No way I'm fuking for hours tho. Fuk outta here with that shjt.
Let me check, I grew disgusted with this entire thing and deleted a bunch of ****.
Originally Posted By tt3000gt⏩
This is going to be an interesting thread. Please keep us updated on your Tinder adventures.
Oh ****. Might be the start of something beautiful misc.
post 1594555241 12-30-2019, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
lols I feel you on that. God damn mad house over here, the amount on loony poosay I had to shift through to find a decent 6/10 was absurd. Was talking to a 39 year old MILF from Salem but found myself talking to prim and proper with her. Hard to tell if she just wanted a young bull to fuk her **** up or wanted me to demonstrate emotional maturity. So I just said "fuk it".



Not even sure what's going on here....






Wouldn't surprise me. Btw I went out to one of the places you suggested with a buddy. Was hammered and ran into a cute HR chick I work with. Made sure to make a total ass out of myself like the retard I am, so now I'm in hiding.
Portland misc meetup time? Will fuk your HR chick and set everything right
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post 1594555271 12-30-2019, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Portland misc meetup time? Will fuk your HR chick and set everything right
Aaaayyyyy lmao I'm down.
post 1594555431 12-30-2019, 11:47 AM
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Piss girl and babybeer girl aren't bad at all for Tinder purposes. What is OP expecting?
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post 1594555581 12-30-2019, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
In

I’ve been swiping in Portland a little bit lately (I live in Salem), andabout half of the women look like they need a man to beat some sense into them. Absolute fukin retards in abundance.
post 1594555881 12-30-2019, 11:54 AM
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whats with the piss
post 1594555921 12-30-2019, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Subaruski⏩
Welcome to Portland. Dating scene here is literal trash. I had to import
Where’d you meet your girl? Also misc meetup in pdx leggo
Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Aaaayyyyy lmao I'm down.
Get ratfish in. That dude knows **** to do in Portland apparently
See SuperHercules' sig
post 1594555981 12-30-2019, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Midgetkiller⏩
Piss girl and babybeer girl aren't bad at all for Tinder purposes. What is OP expecting?
Yeah that's piss.
Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Where’d you meet your girl? Also misc meetup in pdx leggo



Get ratfish in. That dude knows **** to do in Portland apparently
Yeah that mofo has already given me a list of places to hit. This fukin city is weird though, it's like a movie set.
Originally Posted By Subaruski⏩
Welcome to Portland. Dating scene here is literal trash. I had to import
Where did you get her from? Cali? Thought I found myself a little southern belle out here.
Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
whats with the piss
Dunno she didn't match me aaayyyy
post 1594556071 12-30-2019, 11:57 AM
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shorty nice with the piss cups
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post 1594556141 12-30-2019, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
weirdestbonar.gif
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Prime minister me your snap or IG or some ****. I’m on my phone and don’t know how to
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Some weird mfkers living in the northwest, but big cities like NY/Chi have these people as well.
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post 1594557051 12-30-2019, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Prime minister me your snap or IG or some ****. I’m on my phone and don’t know how to
Will do. Need to redownload snap then.
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Never fuk crazy. Ever.
Shame crazy fuks so good though brah.
Originally Posted By HayZues
Pics of size queen?

I actually love size queens. They are hugely great submissive fuks.


No way I'm fuking for hours tho. Fuk outta here with that shjt.



Pretty sure this was her. Told her the truth to, I'm rocking 8" of the good stuff. She umatched me lol.



HOW BIG YOU WANT????



Place is a legit lulzy madhouse. I need to start at least going out with some of these weird ones bet they're a fukin riot.






Legit hnnnggg



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