Maybe, but more likely untreated schizophrenia.Good Lord. That seems really chitty and unprofessional. I'm sorry that happened to you.

"i'm gonna tell your wife everything"

"You know, you're my best friend."

lol lying Kunt.

Jesus Christ dude. That 2nd part is pure suicide fuel. If its to the point where people automatically laugh you should consider some time of surgery or something

what a POS and terrible human being.

I remember you telling that story before and I was irritated AF about it then too. So unprofessional.

Actually nothing. Guess i wasnt talking to enough girls in my life.

Holy chit. I feel bad for you dude, what absolute kunts.

OP I had one chick send me a 5 page email of rambling mental illness when we broke up, and it had only been a few weeks. Obviously the small peepee was included but tfw 6.75 so it wasn't as hurtful as she hoped it would be.

The most surreal part was she said she got her new BF to pretend to be me so she could insult him which is possibly the most cucked chit I have ever read, hopefully it wasnt true.

You are too big. It hurts. Pls stop.

A girl I really liked asked if she could set me up with one of her friends. Not a mean thing to say, but it made clear I had absolutely no shot with her.

i dont think youll be successful in anything
and glad you lost your money

Thanks , I thought was unprofessional as fark, but I think it caught her off guard . That was probably the worst and most uncomfortable moment I’ve had in my life .
It’s like making fun of a paraplegic, something you just don’t do

Sht test to see if it bothers you. I think you are supposed to agree, then exaggerate saying you are wearing heels right now, too.

Easy. I don't like black guys who don't listen to Drake. Black and White females have said this bullcrap. Whats so good about drake. try listening to actual hiphop from the 90s you simpleton slags .

"I almost cheated on you while you were away, you should be lucky that I didn't, I was so close"

Not really the worst, but the most baffling to me, and I was away for school for 3 months and my gf of 3.5 years told me that. I was like let me stop you right there, I'm leaving, good bye. She was crying hysterically like dragging on me the way out in front of her family and I was like hey guys, thanks for treating me like one of your own, I really appreciate it more than you could ever know. Then I just walked out the door while my ex was crying hysterically behind me. Didn't end up seeing or talking to her for another year and a half.

Lol she was trying to play that stupid young girl game and overplayed TF out of her hand lmao.

I should neg you for not listening to the light skinned god that is Drake.... but I'll let you slide this time

"You're on my level."

when i was younger i spent a night in the drunk tank for peeing in public. not a huge deal looking back, but at the time i was devastated as they give you some charges in order to detain you and later drop them.

anyway, the day i got out i hadn't slept and was with my gf who was with my when i was arrested. i was at a really low point as i thought i might be getting charges, fines, and i was exhausted from not sleeping. then my gf told me that her dad told her to dump me for this. i was a little shocked as it was just peeing in public. i asked her if she was going to dump me and she said "i dont know".


jesus christ that felt awful. we had been dating about 3 years at that point. i never, ever forgot those words and we ended up dating another 2 years after that. i never felt the same about her though. in the back of my mind i always knew that if i ever showed weakness she would leave me. i also just didn't plain trust that she actually loved me, she just loved an image of me. i get it, women want a strong man, and god damn those words reinforced it. never really opened up about anything to her ever after that.

chits no joke boys, women will ditch your ass the second they smell weakness. which imo was hilarious because i was leagues above her in looks, wealth, career, family stability etc, but me getting arrested for fkin peeing in public and seeing me stressed about it was almost enough for her to dump my ass on the spot.

That's ****ing horrible and almost doesn't make sense but I"m not saying it didn't happen. Just that we see all kinds of bodies and things that nothing really should phase anyone.

Is there any way to leverage this into getting a girl who's clinging to you to stop clinging? How2 beta on purpose?

This is all from my ex, and still the only woman I've dated so far:

These are in order from the most hurtful to the least.
1. My parents were going to kick me out of the house for dating her and she was being an absolute bitch to me even when I was jumping through all of these hoops for her. I asked her if she would do the same for me and she dodged the question. Instead she gave me this long fast talking monologue on what I should do. I was shaking in anger at that point. I knew at the moment she didn't give a fuk, but I thought she was all I deserved.
2. "You aren't dominant enough..." This was post breakup and I kept in contact with her most of the time, and I let her talk all of this chit. This was her reason for not wanting me back. This one cut me fukn deep, and it's been a strong insecurity of mine ever since.
3. "Your parents are LAZY!" She was aware that I was helping out my parents financially. This irritated her because she wanted me to get the car that I was saving up for. I broke up with her the night she said this to me, and I got my car a month later.
4. "Wow and it only took you 2 months to do it..." In order to get my car faster, I started looking for a second job to keep her happy. I finally got one after the breakup and told her.
5. "I'm going to be the breadwinner" She was implying that I wasn't going to amount to anything. Her parents felt this way due to my racial background. They REALLY did not want her with me.

It's been about 3 years and that chit still gets me mad as fuk when I think about it. I know I should never let anyone make me feel that insecure so it was a lesson. Plus it drove me to make some serious career improvements, and motivated me to plan on living a life of my own. She was bitch, but I was a beta, and she did me a favor by showing me the worst in women.

If a girl told me that I would go immediate NC. Drake sucks.

Make em listen to some real chit like Mr. Bigg, 36 Mafia or Project Pat. I'm not sure if modern rap is just pure garbo or I'm completely out of touch

If you wanna categorize Drake as R&B than that's even worse. Brian McKnight and Boyz II Men were the real chit

(с) hooker after you failed to get up?

Mirin' memory

Inb4 mod neg

I remember you mentioning the toxicity of your mother a few times. Jesus, I'm glad you were able to distance yourself from that.I'm angry just reading this. People can be so insensitive when they are on the other end. Sorry that happened to you.

Bruh you a real one with this comment. Repped .

I think I'm pregnant

Srs you can’t even make this chit up. The worse part was it was on my mind for an entire month before I even made the trip, as I seriously thought it may be a bit embarrassing.
I was wrong , it was totally embarrassing.
Because I was nervous as fark laying on the gurney waiting for surgery , I think it caused my penor to recede even further than normal .
I tried looking at the hot nurses and playing with it in hopes of getting it to at least come out of hiding a little , but every time I caught enough to even pull on , it snapped back even further .
When I was discharged, I was so emotionally farked that I forgot to get my drivers licence back from the front desk.
I wasn’t driving obviously,but my health card and drivers licence are on one card now .
To add insult to injury , I had to pay for a replacement once I got home .

welcome to walmart. although it's also the best thing said to me