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01-24-2020, 10:54 AM
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What's the worst thing a female has ever said to you?
I have a couple:
I'm 5'11 on a good day, casually see this girl who is 5'8.. she invites me out to meet her friends. One of the girls when she meets me goes "Omg he's cute... plus he's not as short as you keep saying" lmao
A had a former long term GF who I dated for 3 years laugh in disgust to my face the thought of marrying me when we had our huge fight that ended the relationship. I can still see the look on her face and disgust when she said it. Think she said something like "if it wasn't for the sex I would have already left".. that stung
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I'm 5'11 on a good day, casually see this girl who is 5'8.. she invites me out to meet her friends. One of the girls when she meets me goes "Omg he's cute... plus he's not as short as you keep saying" lmao
A had a former long term GF who I dated for 3 years laugh in disgust to my face the thought of marrying me when we had our huge fight that ended the relationship. I can still see the look on her face and disgust when she said it. Think she said something like "if it wasn't for the sex I would have already left".. that stung
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01-24-2020, 10:56 AM
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01-24-2020, 10:58 AM
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01-24-2020, 11:00 AM
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In as simple terms can recall to a few of us "don't try chatting me up, your way out of my Leauge and that the birds we were chasing as a result then were either 10/10 or not worth dating" = whores!
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this solid 9/10 HBB broke up with me saying that the only reason she stayed with me this long was because of mind-blowing sex and how smart I was. Basically reduced me from a human being to big penis and big brain. Smh. Still hurts to think about to this day.
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01-24-2020, 11:04 AM
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My birth mother called me a worthless n-word, then wrote me a rambling letter about how happy it made her when she barricaded us both in her hospital room when I was crying so she could watch me suffer like I made her suffer or some chit. Was maybe 2 days old when that happened?
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01-24-2020, 11:06 AM
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I was at the beach when i was 18. i saw these 2 girls who looked cute.
I cold approached and made some small talk. Things went decent, they were down to play some frisbee.
Anyways at some point she asked my age and i said 18. So i asked their age and one was 15.
So i said ''aww you're still a baby'', but i meant it in a cute way.
She looked at me and said with this cold ass voice ''Well this baby is already taller than you''.
I had no reply. I didn't prepare for this either, i was just trying to flirt.
Most awkward silence ever cuz despite me being witty, for the first time i was for a loss of words.
20-30 seconds passed by that felt like eternity, and they said ''Well... we're going swimming, bye''.
Blew my chance right there. Still remember it more than 10 years later lol. (5ft6 crew)
I cold approached and made some small talk. Things went decent, they were down to play some frisbee.
Anyways at some point she asked my age and i said 18. So i asked their age and one was 15.
So i said ''aww you're still a baby'', but i meant it in a cute way.
She looked at me and said with this cold ass voice ''Well this baby is already taller than you''.
I had no reply. I didn't prepare for this either, i was just trying to flirt.
Most awkward silence ever cuz despite me being witty, for the first time i was for a loss of words.
20-30 seconds passed by that felt like eternity, and they said ''Well... we're going swimming, bye''.
Blew my chance right there. Still remember it more than 10 years later lol. (5ft6 crew)
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01-24-2020, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Damn. Sorry that happened to youMy birth mother called me a worthless n-word, then wrote me a rambling letter about how happy it made her when she barricaded us both in her hospital room when I was crying so she could watch me suffer like I made her suffer or some chit. Was maybe 2 days old when that happened?
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Jesus......... yeah I don't think anyone can top that oneMy birth mother called me a worthless n-word, then wrote me a rambling letter about how happy it made her when she barricaded us both in her hospital room when I was crying so she could watch me suffer like I made her suffer or some chit. Was maybe 2 days old when that happened?
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01-24-2020, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
This thread took a turn. Sorry broMy birth mother called me a worthless n-word, then wrote me a rambling letter about how happy it made her when she barricaded us both in her hospital room when I was crying so she could watch me suffer like I made her suffer or some chit. Was maybe 2 days old when that happened?
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01-24-2020, 11:08 AM
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Had a chick insult my hairline once. (its bad boyos. Getting close to level III, Norwood Reaper has plagued the men in my family for generations with the Vegeta hairline). Just laughed and said true, but at least I can put on a hat to cover it up if I want, and unfortunately for you nothing is going to hide the toucan sam beak sitting on your face. She legit went to the bathroom and cried after. Zero fuks given
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01-24-2020, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Holy ****.My birth mother called me a worthless n-word, then wrote me a rambling letter about how happy it made her when she barricaded us both in her hospital room when I was crying so she could watch me suffer like I made her suffer or some chit. Was maybe 2 days old when that happened?
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01-24-2020, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Obviously not my fault it was said but definitely my fault for ignoring the "This person is crazy, holy crimson red flags" feeling I had.Jesus......... yeah I don't think anyone can top that one
Originally Posted By YouDownWithOPP⏩
It's all good, thanks.This thread took a turn. Sorry bro
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Thanks Fang. Kind of gave me this superhuman ability to sniff out dysfunction though, I guess something good came out of it?Damn. Sorry that happened to you
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01-24-2020, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
10/10 postpartum rageMy birth mother called me a worthless n-word, then wrote me a rambling letter about how happy it made her when she barricaded us both in her hospital room when I was crying so she could watch me suffer like I made her suffer or some chit. Was maybe 2 days old when that happened?
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Originally Posted By Brozef⏩
Fcuking flat Earth, dumb ass bish.You're not cut? lol get that thing outa here.
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01-24-2020, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
hiroshima nagasaki black pillI was at the beach when i was 18. i saw these 2 girls who looked cute.
I cold approached and made some small talk. Things went decent, they were down to play some frisbee.
Anyways at some point she asked my age and i said 18. So i asked their age and one was 15.
So i said ''aww you're still a baby'', but i meant it in a cute way.
She looked at me and said with this cold ass voice ''Well this baby is already taller than you''.
I had no reply. I didn't prepare for this either, i was just trying to flirt.
Most awkward silence ever cuz despite me being witty, for the first time i was for a loss of words.
20-30 seconds passed by that felt like eternity, and they said ''Well... we're going swimming, bye''.
Blew my chance right there. Still remember it more than 10 years later lol. (5ft6 crew)
I cold approached and made some small talk. Things went decent, they were down to play some frisbee.
Anyways at some point she asked my age and i said 18. So i asked their age and one was 15.
So i said ''aww you're still a baby'', but i meant it in a cute way.
She looked at me and said with this cold ass voice ''Well this baby is already taller than you''.
I had no reply. I didn't prepare for this either, i was just trying to flirt.
Most awkward silence ever cuz despite me being witty, for the first time i was for a loss of words.
20-30 seconds passed by that felt like eternity, and they said ''Well... we're going swimming, bye''.
Blew my chance right there. Still remember it more than 10 years later lol. (5ft6 crew)
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The second girl I smashed seen a lot of dicks . She wasn’t trying to be mean really, but she commented on my penor saying it was the smallest she’d ever had . Didn’t exactly help with my ego .
Then to top it off , last August I was getting heart surgery, and all five young nurses their were killer looking.
I was concerned when the one told me she was going to move the towel over my groin area ,as they have to prep your wrist and your inner thigh for a catheter .
My concerns were real , because as professional as she was trying to be , she couldn’t keep it in and let’s out this lol .
The entire OR including the surgeon went quiet for about 5 seconds as they were trying to get their composure.
I had to make something up quick ,so I told them I transitioned but forgot to put it on the chart
Then to top it off , last August I was getting heart surgery, and all five young nurses their were killer looking.
I was concerned when the one told me she was going to move the towel over my groin area ,as they have to prep your wrist and your inner thigh for a catheter .
My concerns were real , because as professional as she was trying to be , she couldn’t keep it in and let’s out this lol .
The entire OR including the surgeon went quiet for about 5 seconds as they were trying to get their composure.
I had to make something up quick ,so I told them I transitioned but forgot to put it on the chart
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
The second girl I smashed seen a lot of dicks . She wasn’t trying to be mean really, but she commented on my penor saying it was the smallest she’d ever had . Didn’t exactly help with my ego lol

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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
The second girl I smashed seen a lot of dicks . She wasn’t trying to be mean really, but she commented on my penor saying it was the smallest she’d ever had . Didn’t exactly help with my ego lol
So how small is it?
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
So how small is it?
Well read it after the editing . Not good BrahsSo how small is it?

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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
FawkThe second girl I smashed seen a lot of dicks . She wasn’t trying to be mean really, but she commented on my penor saying it was the smallest she’d ever had . Didn’t exactly help with my ego .
Then to top it off , last August I was getting heart surgery, and all five young nurses their were killer looking.
I was concerned when the one told me she was going to move the towel over my groin area ,as they have to prep your wrist and your inner thigh for a catheter .
My concerns were real , because as professional as she was trying to be , she couldn’t keep it in and let’s out this lol .
The entire OR including the surgeon went quite for about 5 seconds as they were trying to get their composure.
I had to make something up quick ,so I told them I transitioned but forgot to put it on the chart
Then to top it off , last August I was getting heart surgery, and all five young nurses their were killer looking.
I was concerned when the one told me she was going to move the towel over my groin area ,as they have to prep your wrist and your inner thigh for a catheter .
My concerns were real , because as professional as she was trying to be , she couldn’t keep it in and let’s out this lol .
The entire OR including the surgeon went quite for about 5 seconds as they were trying to get their composure.
I had to make something up quick ,so I told them I transitioned but forgot to put it on the chart
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