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Thread: 9/10 of you have jobs that could be learnt in 2 weeks

post 1610887481 07-17-2020, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By H00J⏩
Agreed



Not entirely but about 75%


Just the general idea of the job not the specific little details




Basically what an average day looks like on a lazy day



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post 1610887501 07-17-2020, 01:06 PM
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Yeah, I heard Cat Bro started his investment broker job a couple weeks ago. He sure showed them.
post 1610887861 07-17-2020, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
You're not as good as u think you are. 2 weeks is all any person with reasonable intelligence and compotence in social interaction needs.


I lol at how people feel they are so skilled and talented. delusions of grandeur
Think you could teach English?
post 1610888111 07-17-2020, 01:11 PM
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90 IQ yes, 2 weeks no.
post 1610889251 07-17-2020, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Brozef⏩
90 IQ yes, 2 weeks no.
what job
post 1610889551 07-17-2020, 01:23 PM
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Takes 5 years to learn a police Job. 6 months academy and 1 year training on the job afterward to be technically qualified.

But wait, a harcut bobber has mortwaining

Not a chance in hell anyone could do it in two weeks without being killed or going to jail.

OP is a maggot
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post 1610889591 07-17-2020, 01:23 PM
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Good news OP, we're currently hiring for an IT Infrastructure Systems Engineer, if you can learn it in 2 weeks you'll be a shoe in. It's proven to be a hard to fill slot.
post 1610891171 07-17-2020, 01:39 PM
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Software dev here, there have been people that have been working at my job for more than a decade and still don't know how to design or write good code.
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post 1610891451 07-17-2020, 01:42 PM
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Why learn a skill when it’s all about the face?
post 1610892591 07-17-2020, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩
Good news OP, we're currently hiring for an IT Infrastructure Systems Engineer, if you can learn it in 2 weeks you'll be a shoe in. It's proven to be a hard to fill slot.
Some jobs like this seem really annoying to hire for and keep as most people that can do the job I would imagine get head hunted often if the have a social presence and can always go make more money in a consulting capacity.
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post 1610892921 07-17-2020, 01:54 PM
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Love to see anyone do my job in 2 weeks.
post 1610892981 07-17-2020, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By memcop⏩
Takes 5 years to learn a police Job. 6 months academy and 1 year training on the job afterward to be technically qualified.

But wait, a harcut bobber has mortwaining

Not a chance in hell anyone could do it in two weeks without being killed or going to jail.

OP is a maggot
It may take 5 years but in practical terms, and in regards to day to day duties, it can all be watered down and learned within 2 weeks and performed competently. You are high off your ass otherwise if you think not.
post 1610893081 07-17-2020, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
the majority of u have jobs that can be learnt in a fortnight by any person from sctrach with an IQ of 90 up.

I could just walk into 9/10 of your jobs, learn whatever u do in 2 weeks and go from there
Alot of jobs require above-retard levels of people skills

OP is doomed
Somehow still managing to avoid getting 'too big'

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post 1610893091 07-17-2020, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
what is it then *******
I'm the CFO of over a half billion dollar company. We have 7 distinct operating businesses in widely ranging industries. Commercial Real estate, food service, e-commerce, retail, medical.

I'm responsible for the accounting department, financial analysis and financial management of each business unit, the financial end of M&A activity, and obviously banking and sources of financing.
post 1610893151 07-17-2020, 01:57 PM
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damn OP is absolutelyrustlingright now LOOOOOL
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post 1610893261 07-17-2020, 01:58 PM
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My job involves building relationships with people. Sometimes females.

An incel like OP could never learn that.
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post 1610893301 07-17-2020, 01:59 PM
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2 old coworkers convinced the company to do all their intercompany accounting on this one old buggy POS bolt-on software that sucked total ass. No one else wanted to learn it including me, so these two guys did all the maintenance (which was a lot). It was so buggy, it only half worked and required a ton of customization. One day, 1 of the guys quits for another job.

2 weeks later, guy #2 tells the boss he is moving from Seattle to his lake house in Idaho. Same pay, and he would be 100% remote. If they refused, he told them he would walk out right there and leave the company totally fukked for 6+ months. He fukkin' won. The CFO ok'd it because otherwise the accounting would get royally fukked for months.
post 1610893311 07-17-2020, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I'm the CFO of over a half billion dollar company. We have 7 distinct operating businesses in widely ranging industries. Commercial Real estate, food service, e-commerce, retail, medical.

I'm responsible for the accounting department, financial analysis and financial management of each business unit, the financial end of M&A activity, and obviously banking and sources of financing.
Ah those probability calculations on revenue at risk... I can just taste them...
post 1610893461 07-17-2020, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
2 old coworkers convinced the company to do all their intercompany accounting on this one old buggy POS bolt-on software that sucked total ass. No one else wanted to learn it including me, so these two guys did all the maintenance (which was a lot). It was so buggy, it only half worked and required a ton of customization. One day, 1 of the guys quits for another job.

2 weeks later, guy #2 tells the boss he is moving from Seattle to his lake house in Idaho. Same pay, and he would be 100% remote. If they refused, he told them he would walk out right there and leave the company totally fukked for 6+ months. He fukkin' won. The CFO ok'd it because otherwise the accounting would get royally fukked for months.
Can't tell you how annoying intercompany is...
post 1610893551 07-17-2020, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By tk217⏩
Love to see anyone do my job in 2 weeks.
People keep saying this but don't say their phucking job
post 1610893801 07-17-2020, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
People keep saying this but don't say their phucking job
I run a division of an ENC firm.
post 1610893851 07-17-2020, 02:04 PM
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OP is right lol
post 1610893891 07-17-2020, 02:04 PM
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good luck getting an engineering degree in 2 weeks
post 1610894071 07-17-2020, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimBrah⏩
good luck getting an engineering degree in 2 weeks
He said do your job in 2 weeks... not do a dragged out degree.
post 1610894081 07-17-2020, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By tk217⏩
Can't tell you how annoying intercompany is...
Transfer pricing is the stupidest concept ever invented.
post 1610894141 07-17-2020, 02:07 PM
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I get paid to misc, so yeah.

You don't even have to have an IQ above room temperature to get paid to misc.

Why do you think I write such long posts? I get paid per word.
post 1610894501 07-17-2020, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimBrah⏩
good luck getting an engineering degree in 2 weeks
I didn't say acquire qualifications, i said perform the job. Everything you learn for a degree isn't applied in your day to day.

Jesus christ, you can tell who the sub 90 IQ brahs ITT are
post 1610894661 07-17-2020, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
I get paid to misc, so yeah.

You don't even have to have an IQ above room temperature to get paid to misc.

Why do you think I write such long posts? I get paid per word.
Onlyfans pays me to pimp their girls to miscers. I get a 10% cut of all new sign that click from misc for 12 months, so I'm buying a 6 figure boat soon.
post 1610894681 07-17-2020, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Transfer pricing is the stupidest concept ever invented.
I actually agree - the inherent nature of dealing with the IRS and then a foreign government at the same time while I objectively try to maintain a low tax basis is insensible. It presumes litigation.
post 1610894751 07-17-2020, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
I was a software developer. Left that life behind but that was my most challenging role.
So you didn't make the cut?

Any software developer at the senior level worth his salt knows that they can't be replaced in 2 weeks.
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