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post 1610884411 07-17-2020, 12:37 PM
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9/10 of you have jobs that could be learnt in 2 weeks

the majority of u have jobs that can be learnt in a fortnight by any person from sctrach with an IQ of 90 up.

I could just walk into 9/10 of your jobs, learn whatever u do in 2 weeks and go from there
post 1610884491 07-17-2020, 12:39 PM
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post 1610884521 07-17-2020, 12:39 PM
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Maybe if you work in business or sales. But anything stem that requires a degree just lol.
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post 1610884561 07-17-2020, 12:40 PM
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So what's your excuse for being eternally unemployed?
post 1610884741 07-17-2020, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
So what's your excuse for being eternally unemployed?
I work contract
post 1610884811 07-17-2020, 12:42 PM
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Sure do, and it pays 6 figures. Problem is for it to be learn't is must be taught, and its not being taught in school
post 1610884851 07-17-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ocelo7⏩
Maybe if you work in business or sales. But anything stem that requires a degree just lol.
Even some stem jobs can be learnt in 2 weeks. A lot of what people learn isn't even utilized or they forget. I've met doctors that are dumb as a bag of chit and I've had to educate them on things (srs)
post 1610885051 07-17-2020, 12:44 PM
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OP is mostly right, but let's suppose your job is mathematician...you aren't going to be learning that in a few weeks. It would take you over a decade of careful study IF you were smart.
post 1610885151 07-17-2020, 12:45 PM
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I don't believe you could do mine with your 90 IQ
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Originally Posted By ThaRoostah⏩
Sure do, and it pays 6 figures. Problem is for it to be learn't is must be taught, and its not being taught in school
experience is important, you'll get a firm grasp within those 2 weeks. Anything u know can be found online orin a book from amazon.

And then once u utilize critical thinking or refer to documentation in muddled areas it becomes easy as phuck.
post 1610885241 07-17-2020, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
the majority of u have jobs that can be learnt in a fortnight by any person from sctrach with an IQ of 90 up.

I could just walk into 9/10 of your jobs, learn whatever u do in 2 weeks and go from there
Youre right OP I think you could do my job better than me, I dont think you would need any practice at all because I think you have tons of experience in my field.


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post 1610885251 07-17-2020, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
OP is mostly right, but let's suppose your job is mathematician...you aren't going to be learning that in a few weeks. It would take you over a decade of careful study IF you were smart.
He was referring to actual jobs.
post 1610885261 07-17-2020, 12:46 PM
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If you're doing some bull**** job then yes
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post 1610885311 07-17-2020, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By sicklecel⏩
OP is mostly right, but let's suppose your job is mathematician...you aren't going to be learning that in a few weeks. It would take you over a decade of careful study IF you were smart.
Anyone could be a NEET you dont even need a math degree.
post 1610885551 07-17-2020, 12:49 PM
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People definitely couldn't learn to do my job in 2 weeks
ALL I ASK IS ALL YOU GOT FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES
post 1610885571 07-17-2020, 12:50 PM
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sure you could learn the skills required to execute my day-to-day pretty easily, but that's not what makes a good sales rep/account executive. if it was - there wouldn't be a revolving door of the positions around me while I sit here and keep hitting higher and higher quotas, winning more and more trips and make more money.
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post 1610885621 07-17-2020, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Tomohokk⏩
If you're doing some bull**** job then yes
I'd genuinely say 90% of jobs, even on an executive level
post 1610885631 07-17-2020, 12:50 PM
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Pretty much. That's like 90% of jobs. Getting a job isn't what you know, it's who you know. Most of the time.
I hate capitalism srs
post 1610885721 07-17-2020, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I don't believe you could do mine with your 90 IQ
what is it then *******
post 1610885751 07-17-2020, 12:52 PM
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No wincel, but I'm gonna have to disagree on the 90 IQ thing because my job is pretty much all spatial reasoning.
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Originally Posted By ltsOgre⏩
Pretty much. That's like 90% of jobs. Getting a job isn't what you know, it's who you know. Most of the time.
facts
post 1610886121 07-17-2020, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Witherman⏩
sure you could learn the skills required to execute my day-to-day pretty easily, but that's not what makes a good sales rep/account executive. if it was - there wouldn't be a revolving door of the positions around me while I sit here and keep hitting higher and higher quotas, winning more and more trips and make more money.
You're not as good as u think you are. 2 weeks is all any person with reasonable intelligence and compotence in social interaction needs.


I lol at how people feel they are so skilled and talented. delusions of grandeur
post 1610886141 07-17-2020, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
I'd genuinely say 90% of jobs, even on an executive level
Sounds like you’ve never had a challenging job before, and you're projecting your experience on the whole market.
post 1610886241 07-17-2020, 12:55 PM
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Feels good making 200k a year at a job anyone could do
post 1610886431 07-17-2020, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Sounds like you’ve never had a challenging job before, and you're projecting your experience on the whole market.
I was a software developer. Left that life behind but that was my most challenging role.
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Lol good luck with that one *******
post 1610886611 07-17-2020, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
No wincel, but I'm gonna have to disagree on the 90 IQ thing because my job is pretty much all spatial reasoning.
why do people keep calling me wincel? It's extremely insulting and I don't want to be compared to that vermin. I actually lift.
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Who made Colin Kapernick green?
post 1610887221 07-17-2020, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Who made Colin Kapernick green?
I'm always green. People fuk with me. U Mad?
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Agreed



Not entirely but about 75%


Just the general idea of the job not the specific little details




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