Why do simps?

11-08-2020, 09:56 AM

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#31

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Originally Posted By CementPizza⏩

One time my wife and I tried it. (Only Fans or something like that)
I would post her pics but I would pretend to be her in the responses and chit.

That lasted about 48 hours. I could stand this kind of chit.
The deal breaker was some d00d who asked her if she had a leg brace and would do the splits.

I've been asked to chit on my phone (like have the phone face upwards while I chit), pretend to be a giant woman eating the person buying the video, stepping on bugs with my bare feet, say the dudes voice in a little girl voice...

People are weird man. I just learned to ignore them.

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11-08-2020, 10:07 AM

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#32

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This is going to be my next Tinder pick up line. Wish me luck

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11-08-2020, 10:15 AM

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#33

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

How you doin this fine Sunday morning?

Chillin about to put some ribs on the grill, wyd?

I loe e.

11-08-2020, 10:18 AM

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#34

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Which miscer was this

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11-08-2020, 10:19 AM

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#35

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Pathetic lol

11-08-2020, 10:20 AM

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#36

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Surprised the last line didn't read: Show bobs and vagene, bitch lasagna

11-08-2020, 10:23 AM

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#37

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

I don't.
I ALWAYS ignore these kind of messages.
I'm genuinely worried one is going to try and find me or something.

I negged you. Just felt like you have too many reps, nothing personal

11-08-2020, 10:24 AM

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#38

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Men like these need to be sterilized or neutered.

11-08-2020, 10:25 AM

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#39

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

I don't.
I ALWAYS ignore these kind of messages.
I'm genuinely worried one is going to try and find me or something.

Woman logic: claims to be "genuinely worried" but continues show off her meat on the internet anyway.

I mean, you just can't make this stuff up. The stupidity of some American woman can far exceed the creative imagination. Absolutely unreal and sad.

11-08-2020, 10:26 AM

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#40

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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩

Chillin about to put some ribs on the grill, wyd?

Working.
Its a boring day.

Originally Posted By PimpMasterC⏩

I negged you. Just felt like you have too many reps, nothing personal

That's totally fair. <3

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11-08-2020, 10:29 AM

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That's probably JaymzJ

11-08-2020, 10:32 AM

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#42

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11-08-2020, 10:37 AM

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#43

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Wraith

11-08-2020, 10:38 AM

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#44

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femdom fetish

these are exactly the dudes that are also into findom. OP is a professional internet whore and doesn't know about cashpigs. JFL

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11-08-2020, 10:41 AM

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#45

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If i was a chick or a hot dude id make an only fans no question.

11-08-2020, 10:46 AM

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#46

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what poverty subreddit do you post your pics on?

only the 18-22 yr old glow thots with nice bodies can get attention on the big nsfw subs.

11-08-2020, 10:47 AM

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#47

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Originally Posted By Better

femdom fetish

these are exactly the dudes that are also into findom. OP is a professional internet whore and doesn't know about cashpigs. JFL

Oh no.
I know ALL about findom.
I just can't do it. Like how do you respond to this?
I'm sure I'm missing out on a ton of cash but yeah... Not me.

BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.

11-08-2020, 10:49 AM

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#48

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Originally Posted By muralitharann⏩

what poverty subreddit do you post your pics on?

only the 18-22 yr old glow thots with nice bodies can get attention on the big nsfw subs.

This one was on r/pawg
I also do pretty well on DemEyesDoe, altgonewild and prettyaltgirls

Gotta know the market.

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11-08-2020, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

Working.
Its a boring day.

Das it

I loe e.

11-08-2020, 11:55 AM

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#50

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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩

Something has gone horribly horribly wrong in society.

2012...

11-08-2020, 11:57 AM

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#51

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skanks gonna skank. would neg but on r/c

11-08-2020, 11:58 AM

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#52

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Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩

skanks gonna skank. would neg but on r/c

I'll remind you in a week.

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11-08-2020, 12:10 PM

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#53

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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩

He was probably raped and molested as a kid. Wants women to take him back to the time he felt vulnerable.

Basically husband material for you.

I just came here on the internet to lie

11-08-2020, 12:14 PM

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#54

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Yeah every few months I'll stumble over to Reddit GW ****, and the cringe is unbelievable. If you post there, it's 99.9% likely you are an incel.

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11-08-2020, 12:17 PM

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#55

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Originally Posted By mujie⏩

He was probably raped and molested as a kid. Wants women to take him back to the time he felt vulnerable.

Basically husband material for you.

NOOOOOO.
I'm a major sub.
If someone talked to me like this in bed I'd dip.

BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.

11-08-2020, 12:21 PM

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#56

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I'm going to interview Zyra.
Hello, Zyra. Welcome to the CementPizza show.
I have a few questions:

1. Who would win a fight between Data and The Terminator?

2. Who is your favorite Dr. Who?

3. If you could fist any female porn star who would it be?

4. Who is your favorite Ultraman?

5. Why did you decide to stop doing prolapse pics?

6. Do you ever pretend your vibrator is a lightsaber?

7. Kirk or Picard? (Best Captain)

8. What miscer do you hate the most?

10. What is your personal name for your vagine? Dump Truck is already taken.

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