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post 1621952251 11-08-2020, 09:25 AM
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Why do simps?

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post 1621952461 11-08-2020, 09:28 AM
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chit in my mouth m'lady, would be my pleasure
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post 1621952471 11-08-2020, 09:28 AM
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Probably CEO of a major company in the real world and has so much power 9-5 that he can't get off to anything but extreme subjugation (srs)
post 1621952571 11-08-2020, 09:29 AM
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Something has gone horribly horribly wrong in society.
post 1621952581 11-08-2020, 09:29 AM
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when you go without pussy for a very long time, anything becomes attractive to you.
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post 1621952621 11-08-2020, 09:29 AM
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Why are you posting my message on here?


























































































Not srs
post 1621952711 11-08-2020, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Because they are simps
post 1621952741 11-08-2020, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
chit in my mouth m'lady, would be my pleasure
Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Probably CEO of a major company in the real world and has so much power 9-5 that he can't get off to anything but extreme subjugation (srs)
lol'd at both of these. it's pretty fuken funny dudes are so horny sitting there all pent up. that's prob like a months release worth of frustration right there

"omg, i want to say this so bad"

"i want to be spanked like a disobedient avocado"
post 1621952821 11-08-2020, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
when you go without pussy for a very long time, anything becomes attractive to you.
Poor thing.
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post 1621952851 11-08-2020, 09:32 AM
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how much did he give you
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post 1621952891 11-08-2020, 09:32 AM
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post 1621952961 11-08-2020, 09:33 AM
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Negged for being a sloot.
5'10 176lbs
No hymen no diamond
post 1621952971 11-08-2020, 09:33 AM
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Sounds like a Biden voter.
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post 1621953021 11-08-2020, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
how much did he give you
Lol.
I don't interact with these.
They creep me out.
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post 1621953081 11-08-2020, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Sterilite⏩
shut up slut
This tbh
Not in the AM
post 1621953151 11-08-2020, 09:35 AM
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Doesnt he know how ugly you are?
post 1621953291 11-08-2020, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By scudda⏩
Doesnt he know how ugly you are?
Probably not.
I just posted a booty pic.

He's gonna be seriously disappointed
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post 1621953321 11-08-2020, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
lol'd at both of these. it's pretty fuken funny dudes are so horny sitting there all pent up. that's prob like a months release worth of frustration right there

"omg, i want to say this so bad"

"i want to be spanked like a disobedient avocado"
"Mash me up and spread me over your sphincter like it's a piece of artisan toast"
post 1621953351 11-08-2020, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
Something has gone horribly horribly wrong in society.
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post 1621953491 11-08-2020, 09:38 AM
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Good to see you are associating with high quality people, Zyra.
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post 1621953511 11-08-2020, 09:38 AM
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Wanting to be dominated by women is some off-center type of emasculation. He has Mommy issues or something.
post 1621953571 11-08-2020, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By KirkMcquest⏩
Good to see you are associating with high quality people, Zyra.
I did not respond lol
Usually I have something witty to say to this stuff but like... I was just speechless with this one.
Ignored the message request and blocked him.
People like that are the ones that become stalkers.
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post 1621953581 11-08-2020, 09:40 AM
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In on page 1

Sup opie
I loe e.
post 1621953731 11-08-2020, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
In on page 1

Sup opie
How you doin this fine Sunday morning?
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post 1621953941 11-08-2020, 09:44 AM
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That person sounds like they have a borderline mental disorder. Or at the very least, they’ve devalued themselves to the point where they’re in a precarious position of possibly not even valuing their own life. I wouldn’t feel great about feeding in to that.
post 1621954251 11-08-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Probably CEO of a major company in the real world and has so much power 9-5 that he can't get off to anything but extreme subjugation (srs)
Yeah thats what normies want you to believe. That somehow alpha men like this chit. IRL its beta soy cucks that want their «mistress» to dominate them.

CEO’s stay doing Coke & fuking 3-4 HBB escorts a night
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post 1621954261 11-08-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By TallTigerTwo⏩
That person sounds like they have a borderline mental disorder. Or at the very least, they’ve devalued themselves to the point where they’re in a precarious position of possibly not even valuing their own life. I wouldn’t feel great about feeding in to that.
I don't.
I ALWAYS ignore these kind of messages.
I'm genuinely worried one is going to try and find me or something.
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post 1621954371 11-08-2020, 09:52 AM
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In b4 Simps gonna simp


These nerds living in their moms basement think there’s a glimmer of hope that they will someday have a chance with these sloots .
Jakes on them
Back with my Fam
post 1621954401 11-08-2020, 09:53 AM
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Damn why you gotta out elterrible like that?

Edit: also if this guy thinks you have a perfect ass, imagine how the hub must make him feel.
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post 1621954411 11-08-2020, 09:53 AM
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One time my wife and I tried it. (Only Fans or something like that)
I would post her pics but I would pretend to be her in the responses and chit.

That lasted about 48 hours. I could stand this kind of chit.
The deal breaker was some d00d who asked her if she had a leg brace and would do the splits.
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