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post 1623497561 11-23-2020, 04:54 PM
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post 1623497691 11-23-2020, 04:55 PM
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post 1623498061 11-23-2020, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By wutevs⏩
Fuking lmao can you not
lmao why'd you have to click this thread

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post 1623498231 11-23-2020, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
OP you might literally have to pull it out.
u wot??

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post 1623498531 11-23-2020, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
u wot??

Like a Doctor using forceps on a big headed baby!
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post 1623498861 11-23-2020, 05:11 PM
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post 1623498891 11-23-2020, 05:12 PM
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OP, don't listen to this guy. Just one finger at a time isn't going to work. I know because I followed his advice before.
Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Some people are going to tell you to fist yourself, but I would start with just one finger and see how it goes.
You really need to get two fists up in there. It'll be messy and I assume it'll bleed (mine didn't but that's another story). Good luck and let us know how it turns out.
post 1623499831 11-23-2020, 05:26 PM
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Get off the toliet...Brew a strong pot of coffee...drink until the urge hits ya..and it will...
post 1623500061 11-23-2020, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
OP, don't listen to this guy. Just one finger at a time isn't going to work. I know because I followed his advice before.





You really need to get two fists up in there. It'll be messy and I assume it'll bleed (mine didn't but that's another story). Good luck and let us know how it turns out.
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post 1623500391 11-23-2020, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Doesn't help if it's too big and hard to come out.

OP you might literally have to pull it out.
The Magnesium Citrate will draw any and all water down through your colons, turning your stool into literal diarrhea.

That's how all laxatives work, some also stimulate the intestines causing them to contract in an attempt to push out stool(cramp city no thx jeff)


I just recommended that one because it's the fastest & cheapest (that's why we have you drink it the night before your colonoscopy)

Obviously if there's an impact it will need to be pulled out, but that's not the case.

OP just ate a bunch of cheese without drinking enough water & fiber. Most people are mildly dehydrated daily and don't realize it.


Pasteurized cheese, while safer, is very difficult for the body to process because the lactase has been destroyed, so it constipates us#TheMoreYouKnow
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post 1623500451 11-23-2020, 05:34 PM
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magnesium citrate will provide you with glorious poops. Go to pharmacy or Walmart and purchase a bottle they are a few bucks. Drink whole bottle fast and within 10-60 minutes best poop soup ever/10


I had corn a couple pieces of corn come out and I hadn’t eatin corn in like 6 months.
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post 1623500611 11-23-2020, 05:35 PM
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post 1623500771 11-23-2020, 05:36 PM
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I finally got the last of it out boyos. But I also ate the leftover pizza for lunch, so I’m sure I’ll be back tonight.
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post 1623501431 11-23-2020, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
I finally got the last of it out boyos. But I also ate the leftover pizza for lunch, so I’m sure I’ll be back tonight.
Damn you're a knucklehead. Constipated snail poop? Better eat more cheese..


I'm going to need you to smash down 40oz of water & 20g of fiber before you go to bed or we'll see you back here for tomorrow's episode of:


Spoiler!
Miscers who can't diet for chit


Spoiler!
Literally
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post 1623504031 11-23-2020, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
I finally got the last of it out boyos. But I also ate the leftover pizza for lunch, so I’m sure I’ll be back tonight.
Lol! Poopcels, when will they learn
Damn
post 1623504261 11-23-2020, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
I ate some pizza last night and now it feels like I need to poop bad. But I can barely poop, and when I do, they’re small (feel huge as I’m thrusting them out).

I’ve been on the toilet for an hour total today and only let out a few. What do misc??
Do you think you have gluten issues?

A similar thing happens to me.

Anyway, you need to take like on exlax and wait 5 to 7 hours. So, make sure you time it well.
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post 1623504311 11-23-2020, 06:20 PM
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post 1623507891 11-23-2020, 07:01 PM
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post 1623508111 11-23-2020, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
I ate some pizza last night and now it feels like I need to poop bad. But I can barely poop, and when I do, they’re small (feel huge as I’m thrusting them out).

I’ve been on the toilet for an hour total today and only let out a few. What do misc??
OP, if you eat wheat I guarantee you will poop in 1 hour.

Cook one cup of wheat add 2 cups of water. Salt and seasoning for taste.
post 1623508731 11-23-2020, 07:11 PM
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I ate pizza last night and I pooped three times today, as a matter of fact I just sat down from coming back from the bathroom for number 3. When you normally eat fairly healthy, something like pizza should clean you out within 24-48 hours
U aware?
post 1623509011 11-23-2020, 07:14 PM
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Get the Magnesium Citrate, like already mentioned.
post 1623510551 11-23-2020, 07:32 PM
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Gonna eat clean tonight boyos. We gucci... hopefully
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