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post 1624007301 11-29-2020, 01:33 PM
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Fuk yeah man! I know plenty of older guys in the same boat. They all still lift as well. I’m sure that helps big time. My father is 56 and still in good physical condition.
post 1624007581 11-29-2020, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I'm glad I'm not as old as unc
Keep waking up every day playboi
Originally Posted By George2100⏩
Fuk yeah man! I know plenty of older guys in the same boat. They all still lift as well. I’m sure that helps big time. My father is 56 and still in good physical condition.
Das it
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post 1624009721 11-29-2020, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Gainzzz⏩
The worst part about getting old (unless you're rich or famous) is that the sloots around you also get older

You have to deal with aging hags compared to prime sloots

Your access to glow reduces year by year
Sounds tragic. How do you cope when hideous old hags with no glow like me come staggering over to you, trying to cop a feel of that young tight ass of yours? Do you scream like an eight year old girl and make an effort to cover yourself? Do you beg for mercy in your best falsetto? I'm sure other miscers want to know so as to better defend themselves from horny old women who want to fornicate. We wouldn't want any fornication now would we. Oh no, better stay pure like the fresh cherry flower that you see yourself as.
I hear that this thing called "werking ut" does some sort of thing to the body where it can build strength or something. Try that so that the horny old women won't be able to bend you over a chair rape you so much. Also, it's a good idea not to take your pants down, separate your butt cheeks and scream, "please do my butthole, horny old woman," every time I walk by. Just a thought.

Or you could just continue to piteously weep about the deep insult of being pursued by "glowless hags."
post 1624009831 11-29-2020, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
I’ll be 48 in a few weeks and I’m still physically doing chit I was doing when I was 20.

Can still impressively slam dunk

Ride a wheelie on my mountain bike around the block.

Lift heavy

Run

Strong titanium wood

Just lol @ oldcells
All sounds good except the wheelie end. Would be hilarious to see a 50 year old riding wheelies with all the 10 year olds.
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post 1624010031 11-29-2020, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
All sounds good except the wheelie end. Would be hilarious to see a 50 year old riding wheelies with all the 10 year olds.
Wife is always in tears laughing, everyone else can only go so far but I can ride a wheelie forever.
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post 1624010201 11-29-2020, 02:15 PM
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I'm 43 and feel great at 245 lbs, I don't want to be a twink in my 60's
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post 1624010341 11-29-2020, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
All sounds good except the wheelie end. Would be hilarious to see a 50 year old riding wheelies with all the 10 year olds.
Wrong...

https://youtu.be/magWmdmVMeA
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post 1624010931 11-29-2020, 02:25 PM
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OP
how is your sleep, do you have any sleep apnea at all ?

do you sleep on your back, side or stomach ?
do you have any tendinitis ?
post 1624011191 11-29-2020, 02:28 PM
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Some of it is. Its definitely accelerated by people giving up and becoming increasingly ****ty/lazy.
post 1624014151 11-29-2020, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Sounds tragic. How do you cope when hideous old hags with no glow like me come staggering over to you, trying to cop a feel of that young tight ass of yours? Do you scream like an eight year old girl and make an effort to cover yourself? Do you beg for mercy in your best falsetto? I'm sure other miscers want to know so as to better defend themselves from horny old women who want to fornicate. We wouldn't want any fornication now would we. Oh no, better stay pure like the fresh cherry flower that you see yourself as.
I hear that this thing called "werking ut" does some sort of thing to the body where it can build strength or something. Try that so that the horny old women won't be able to bend you over a chair rape you so much. Also, it's a good idea not to take your pants down, separate your butt cheeks and scream, "please do my butthole, horny old woman," every time I walk by. Just a thought.

Or you could just continue to piteously weep about the deep insult of being pursed by "glowless hags."
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post 1624014941 11-29-2020, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By mr.left
Wrong...

https://youtu.be/magWmdmVMeA
My dawg right there.
Originally Posted By dunnie⏩
OP
how is your sleep, do you have any sleep apnea at all ?

do you sleep on your back, side or stomach ?
do you have any tendinitis ?
No sleep apnea, sleep on side, back and stomach.
Originally Posted By arod204⏩
Some of it is. Its definitely accelerated by people giving up and becoming increasingly ****ty/lazy.
My neighbor is active af and he’s in his early 90’s. Still drives too and his stories will send your ribs to Mars
I loe e.
post 1624015191 11-29-2020, 03:14 PM
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post 1624018831 11-29-2020, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Sounds tragic. How do you cope when hideous old hags with no glow like me come staggering over to you, trying to cop a feel of that young tight ass of yours? Do you scream like an eight year old girl and make an effort to cover yourself? Do you beg for mercy in your best falsetto? I'm sure other miscers want to know so as to better defend themselves from horny old women who want to fornicate. We wouldn't want any fornication now would we. Oh no, better stay pure like the fresh cherry flower that you see yourself as.
I hear that this thing called "werking ut" does some sort of thing to the body where it can build strength or something. Try that so that the horny old women won't be able to bend you over a chair rape you so much. Also, it's a good idea not to take your pants down, separate your butt cheeks and scream, "please do my butthole, horny old woman," every time I walk by. Just a thought.

Or you could just continue to piteously weep about the deep insult of being pursed by "glowless hags."
post 1624021621 11-29-2020, 04:27 PM
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Das it mane

the avergae officecel at 26 yrs old eating junk food not exercising and drinking on fridays with office sloots, they look 40
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post 1624044311 11-29-2020, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
I’ll be 48 in a few weeks and I’m still physically doing chit I was doing when I was 20.

Can still impressively slam dunk

Ride a wheelie on my mountain bike around the block.

Lift heavy

Run

Strong titanium wood

Just lol @ oldcells
how tall are you? I don't believe a 48 year old can still 'impressively slam dunk'
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