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post 1627455693 01-04-2021, 11:54 AM
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I had it once. Terrible 24hrs.
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I’ve had what you’re experiencing 6 years ago and it was the worst feeling EVER, absolute hell non stop puking and chitting water, went to the ER and they put me on an IV, he said I could’ve died from extreme dehydration if I didn’t get there early, my pee was dark orange and could not eat or drink anything, one sip of water I would throw up

If you don’t need to go to ER it might not be as bad, if you’re really dehydrated you need to go to the ER immediately
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post 1627457273 01-04-2021, 12:11 PM
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I’m thinking the worst of it might be over now. I’m feeling decent.

Of course I thought the same thing at 11o’clock when I took those Tylenol and started started puking again.

But I just had a glass of water and didn’t puke. So that’s something. I’ve got some Gatorade coming, so we’ll see if that helps.
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden
I’m thinking the worst of it might be over now. I’m feeling decent.

Of course I thought the same thing at 11o’clock when I took those Tylenol and started started puking again.

But I just had a glass of water and didn’t puke. So that’s something. I’ve got some Gatorade coming, so we’ll see if that helps.
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fuark, i've been there

sickest i've ever been

try to keep down some soup broth, even if it's a chitty ramen packet in a mug

you're losing a lot of sodium rite now srs
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post 1627458323 01-04-2021, 12:23 PM
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I remember I went to California and I bought Chipotle. BRB the next two days i literally couldn't get out of bed and pretty much had the same symptoms you're describing. brb hungry but not wanting to eat at the same time, low energy af, wanting to puke but can't, walking to the toilet is a mission.

some crackers and ginger ale was about all I could down without vomiting and made me feel a bit better. also had some actual ginger.
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post 1627458903 01-04-2021, 12:30 PM
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Sounds like you're getting better then, OP. I had something similar, pherhaps worse? No way I had the energy to gon on the misc and make a thread, type stuff etc.

It was so bad, I had to lay still and listen to soothing music. I legit felt like my soul was just in the process of disconnecting from my body slowly but surly for a whole day. That was right after the pissing **** non stop. I did not puke as far as I can recall for some reason (might be wrong). I was taken to a pharmacy before **** got crazy, and I remember just walking around like a zombie when some pharmacist wanted to stab me with a needle in the asscheek and I told her no fukin way, just give me some oral meds.

Was def. food poisoning. I ate some bad spaghetti dish in a funky restaurant. This all took place in a third world country as well, I was not home.

**** probably upgraded my immune system 4sho doe
post 1627459523 01-04-2021, 12:37 PM
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Went to Thailand during the beginnings of the COVID outbreak where it wasn't that serious yet. Went to a beach bar with my boys and we did some fire limbo thing where they poured a free shot of liquor into your mouth. Night goes on as planned and all good. Wake up at 3 AM with terrible stomach pains and I try to sleep it off. I can't get over it so I head to the bathroom and prepare myself to puke. Through the wall I heard my buddies in the next room puking in their bathroom, and then my other friend in my room came and threw up in the sink lol. Went to the doctor on the island we were at and it was the same people from the beach bar getting the free shots lol. They probably cut it with water and everyone got sick. I threw up like 4 times and then I was good to go. But I too was also chitting my pants at the same time, so me like chitting my brains out, flushing the toilet, and then going to puke with my nose filled with chit smells just made me throw up even harder lol.

As much as it sucks, you need to just keep drinking water, ginger ale, and gatorade. Because you need to throw up something. When you get stuck dry heaving absolutely nothing, it's like the worst feeling possible. I used to hate the stomach virus and puking, but after getting used to it, I have it down to an exact science. I'll know when I'm about to throw up and I'll chug a bunch of water. Then (no homo) I'll take my shirt and shorts off, kneel down in front of the toilet, take a few deep breaths, and then imagine myself licking the toilet underneath the toilet seat, and boom, I'll fukking yak so hard you'll never see it coming. Repeat that like 3-5 times and you're pretty much golden. Brush your teeth after each time, and then go back to sipping on ginger ale, gatorade, and water, while nibbling on pretzels and crackers.

You always try to like sleep it off and just wait long enough for whatever is in your stomach to pass into your ass so you just chit it out and not puke it, but puking it all out as fast as possible is the best way to feeling better imo. Then once it's all over you shower, brush your teeth again, and you're good.

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Got that shiit once from a bad meatball marinara

Thought I was gonna die, back froze up from dehydration, friend carried me to the ER

I was ****ting in toilet and then puking into the bathtub
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Did you eat some bad Calzones?
post 1627532453 01-05-2021, 08:29 AM
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Feeling 75% better today Misc. Haven’t thrown up since lunchtime yesterday.

I’ve had three bottles of Gatorade, soup, crackers, and toast since I was able to start eating yesterday.
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post 1627532913 01-05-2021, 08:34 AM
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That’s good. Get well
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden
Feeling 75% better today Misc. Haven’t thrown up since lunchtime yesterday.

I’ve had three bottles of Gatorade, soup, crackers, and toast since I was able to start eating yesterday.
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Originally Posted By Battlefury
What did you eat?
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post 1627538423 01-05-2021, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By sanathjayasuria
had food poisoning once while i was in india and ate some fast food. fried chicken, fries, chicken sandwich.



started with an intense stomach pain a few hrs later and then i ran outside cus i felt it coming up....projectile vomited. didn't even know the body cud do that.

then the on and off watery diarrhea started. with intensely painful stomach aches.

and this is summer in india.
so i'm in a dingy washroom with no fan in 80-90F sweating my ass off
squatting for 10-20 minutes over a hole in the floor toilet, my legs are aching now too
mosquitoes were all over me. they bit the head of my penis 100% srs. and all over my ass.
a hindu temple was blaring some ominous retarded music all night long
my head was aching from dehydration and sleep deprivation.

i started crying.
fkin lmao

I remember going to A&E (the ER) because I had like 9/10 pain in my back with stomach cramps and vomiting. I thought my kidneys were exploding or something (ded srs). Turns out it was just food poisoning. Hope I never feel that chit again. To this day I don't know why or how the pain in my back was so bad.

Glad you're feeling better tho Drewbrah.
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Had it once in my life, back in college. Had to play in a hockey game and I was super dehydrated and tired etc. Was chugging pedialyte on the bench. Would not wish food poisoning on anyone
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Originally Posted By ScottTil
Just get in the tub then you can puke and **** at the same time
Actually not a great dea. Thr bathtub drain isn't meant to handle chit or vomit, so unless there's nothing solid left to come out, you'll be forcing some of it down or scooping it out.

Sorry OP, this sounds miserable. Glad you're feeling better.
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Originally Posted By radrd
Actually not a great dea. Thr bathtub drain isn't meant to handle chit or vomit, so unless there's nothing solid left to come out, you'll be forcing some of it down or scooping it out.
I doubt you've had food poisoning then. There's nothing to scoop. It's just gallons and gallons of liquid.

Still not a good idea for a hundred other reasons including that it's fuking gross.
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Sorry OP, this sounds miserable. Glad you're feeling better.
Yeah I'm feeling pretty decent today. Working from home so I don't have to worry about chitting myself at work lmao.
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post 1627635523 01-06-2021, 07:31 AM
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Maybe you have a gastro. It's that time of the year afterall.

You know this but make sure you keep hydrated and consume some electrolytes since you're expelling them all.

You will be back to making gains in no time.
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Glad you're feeling better Drew. I got that 2-3 times in my life. Horrible 24 hours.
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Quick story comes to mind that might make you laugh a bit:

There was a trip to Rome back when I was in school. It was really expensive, like 3k for a week, so I didn't go as my family really could not afford it. I heard a story of one of the kids who drank from a fountain in Rome, which you are apparently not supposed to do and they really advised against it. First day in Rome and this kid gets some stomach bug from the fountain water. He has to stay in the hotel room while the rest of the kids are out sightseeing, visiting landmarks, and having a good time. He spends his days going to and from the bathroom schitting his entire life out his ass. He can't even go out to dinner or anything. So, a few days into this nightmare, the kids I knew that were bunking with him in a hotel room return to the room at the end of the day and they said he was just lying on the bed naked from the waist down just schitting himself. He had completely given up on life. He was so tired of making the back and forth trips to the toilet that he just opted to lie in bed all day and schit himself.

I always felt back for the kid. Nearly 20 years later and I still feel bad. What a horrible experience. I was in Rome a few years back for work and rented a condo there for almost 2 weeks. I think it stands as my favorite place I ever visited. The fact that his parents paid 3k and he couldn't do anything but schit himself is just so horrible lolz.
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I've had it properly once and it lasted a couple of days. The nausea came from nowhere and then it was hell on Earth for like 48 hours. Tough it out, get well.
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Caught it clubbing out with friends. It was after our highschool reunion.
Went to the toilet the entire floor of the club was spilled with diarrhea. It smelled exactly like it sounded like. Didn't even enter the bathroom. Did a 180° and instantly left that club.

Still got sick two days later.
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That sounds terrible! Hope you're feeling better by now!
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I remember being in college and having to work Christmas day a long time ago. I was so stoked because I worked Christmas I got the next week off in exchange. Spent the whole week sick puking and chitting. Interesting timing from OP's experience.
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One and only time as an adult I've chit my pants was a stomach thing. Tried to get to the store to buy some stomach meds, jello etc. Got as far as the door and nooope. Sucks hard but it at least doesn't hang around long. Watch Netflix on your phone so you can go from couch to the john. Chin up brother.
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I've been here a couple times and know the agony, glad you're feeling better.

Keep hydrating for sure and throw some extra salt in your food.
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