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Misc I have food poisoning (hold me)
-brb puking my guts out all night
-brb every time I puke I chit myself
-brb I had to start sitting on the toilet while puking into a bucket
-brb puked and chit out 9 lb in 12 hours
Actually not sure whether it’s food poisoning or stomach virus, but either way I feel like dog chit.
-brb every time I puke I chit myself
-brb I had to start sitting on the toilet while puking into a bucket
-brb puked and chit out 9 lb in 12 hours
Actually not sure whether it’s food poisoning or stomach virus, but either way I feel like dog chit.
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What did you eat?
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Feels batman
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COVID takes another one. GD shame
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Wow chill the fuk down nancy
01-04-2021, 11:28 AM
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Should have cooked those Ribeyes longer!
Hope you feel better soon homie.

Hope you feel better soon homie.
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Pray it ain't the Flu
01-04-2021, 11:29 AM
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Probably norovirus.
You get that from eating **** particles.
Someone, along the process of giving you your food, had **** on their hands.
You get that from eating **** particles.
Someone, along the process of giving you your food, had **** on their hands.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Chitty deal. Had that in Cuba and wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Say, maybe throw some reps around, just in case you don't make it brah.
Say, maybe throw some reps around, just in case you don't make it brah.
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Originally Posted By Battlefury⏩
Nothing out of the ordinary. Yesterday during the day I had eggs and turkey bacon and Ezekiel toast for breakfast. Three MetRx bars spread out. Chicken sandwiches I made at home with Ezekiel toast. Salmon, potato, green beans for dinner.What did you eat?
I’ve never made anybody sick before with my cooking. I guess there’s a first time for everything.
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Originally Posted By ScottTil⏩
Imagine the smells...Just get in the tub then you can puke and **** at the same time
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Apple Cider Vinegar + Deactivated Charcoal Pills. The Cider raises the stomach acid killing the virus. The Charcoal absorbs toxins in your body, it's what they use on overdose victims.
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Originally Posted By quadsbro⏩
I know I’m going to have to drink something, but the problem is every time I drink something I start puking again.That is rough boyo, keep hydrated and watch out for blood in stool
My wife is at work, so I have somebody bringing me over some blue Gatorades.
On three separate occasions since midnight, I tried to take two Tylenol. I puked a gallon of orange chit every time.
Last time was approximately an hour and a half ago. Hopefully I can get a little bit of Gatorade down.
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01-04-2021, 11:42 AM
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unlucky brah. had it twice once in one month (peru). Lost 7kg
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
I tried to give you sound advice. The miscer who brought up raw garlic is also right.I know I’m going to have to drink something, but the problem is every time I drink something I start puking again.
My wife is at work, so I have somebody bringing me over some blue Gatorades.
On three separate occasions since midnight, I tried to take two Tylenol. I puked a gallon of orange chit every time.
Last time was approximately an hour and a half ago. Hopefully I can get a little bit of Gatorade down.
My wife is at work, so I have somebody bringing me over some blue Gatorades.
On three separate occasions since midnight, I tried to take two Tylenol. I puked a gallon of orange chit every time.
Last time was approximately an hour and a half ago. Hopefully I can get a little bit of Gatorade down.
Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
https://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Food...20with%20water.Apple Cider Vinegar + Deactivated Charcoal Pills. The Cider raises the stomach acid killing the virus. The Charcoal absorbs toxins in your body, it's what they use on overdose victims.
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HOME MADE REMIDIES OF FOOD POISONING:
Most food borne diseases do not have lasting effect and are not life threatening if there is not much dehydration. However some microbes like E.coli O157.H7 causes kidney failure and leads to death. But not all microbes are life taking and hence most of the times the food borne diseases can be cured by simple home made remidies like-
1. GINGER: Ginger is an excellent home remedy for curing almost all types of digestive problems, including those caused by food poisoning.Drink one cup of ginger tea after eating lunch or dinner to stop heartburn, nausea and other symptoms associated with food poisoning.
2. LEMON: The anti-inflammatory, antiviral, and antibacterial properties in lemons can give you much relief. The acid in lemons helps kill bacteria that cause food poisoning.Just add a pinch of sugar to one teaspoon of lemon juice and drink it two to three times a day.
3. GARLIC: Garlic is also very effective in fighting food poisoning due to its strong antiviral, antibacterial and antifungal properties. It also relieves symptoms such as diarrhea and abdominal pain.Eat one fresh garlic clove, swallowing it with water. If you can tolerate the smell of garlic, you can also try garlic juice.
4. APPLE CIDER VINEGAR: Just mix two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar in a cup of hot water and drink it before eating your food. Alternatively, you can drink two to three teaspoons of undiluted apple cider vinegar.
5. HONEY: Honey as a natural remedy can be taken in its pure form or added to tea. A teaspoon of honey three times a day can do wonders to heal an upset stomach. It also controls the formation of excess acid in the stomach.
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Have to go on BRAT diet for a couple days and it'll work it's way out.
If you eat any other food before it's gone you have a chance of re-aggravating it (been there, done that) which will add about one more day to your recovery.
If you eat any other food before it's gone you have a chance of re-aggravating it (been there, done that) which will add about one more day to your recovery.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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the worst bro. got terrible food poisoning the morning of travelling back from the Dominican Republic. I must have puked 30 times on that 4 hour flight back
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01-04-2021, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
I was a store manager at GNC for 15 years. I know all the home remedies. I got bad news for you bruh...I tried to give you sound advice. The miscer who brought up raw garlic is also right.
https://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Food...20with%20water.
HOME MADE REMIDIES OF FOOD POISONING:
Most food borne diseases do not have lasting effect and are not life threatening if there is not much dehydration. However some microbes like E.coli O157.H7 causes kidney failure and leads to death. But not all microbes are life taking and hence most of the times the food borne diseases can be cured by simple home made remidies like-
1. GINGER: Ginger is an excellent home remedy for curing almost all types of digestive problems, including those caused by food poisoning.Drink one cup of ginger tea after eating lunch or dinner to stop heartburn, nausea and other symptoms associated with food poisoning.
2. LEMON: The anti-inflammatory, antiviral, and antibacterial properties in lemons can give you much relief. The acid in lemons helps kill bacteria that cause food poisoning.Just add a pinch of sugar to one teaspoon of lemon juice and drink it two to three times a day.
3. GARLIC: Garlic is also very effective in fighting food poisoning due to its strong antiviral, antibacterial and antifungal properties. It also relieves symptoms such as diarrhea and abdominal pain.Eat one fresh garlic clove, swallowing it with water. If you can tolerate the smell of garlic, you can also try garlic juice.
4. APPLE CIDER VINEGAR: Just mix two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar in a cup of hot water and drink it before eating your food. Alternatively, you can drink two to three teaspoons of undiluted apple cider vinegar.
5. HONEY: Honey as a natural remedy can be taken in its pure form or added to tea. A teaspoon of honey three times a day can do wonders to heal an upset stomach. It also controls the formation of excess acid in the stomach.
https://en.wikiversity.org/wiki/Food...20with%20water.
HOME MADE REMIDIES OF FOOD POISONING:
Most food borne diseases do not have lasting effect and are not life threatening if there is not much dehydration. However some microbes like E.coli O157.H7 causes kidney failure and leads to death. But not all microbes are life taking and hence most of the times the food borne diseases can be cured by simple home made remidies like-
1. GINGER: Ginger is an excellent home remedy for curing almost all types of digestive problems, including those caused by food poisoning.Drink one cup of ginger tea after eating lunch or dinner to stop heartburn, nausea and other symptoms associated with food poisoning.
2. LEMON: The anti-inflammatory, antiviral, and antibacterial properties in lemons can give you much relief. The acid in lemons helps kill bacteria that cause food poisoning.Just add a pinch of sugar to one teaspoon of lemon juice and drink it two to three times a day.
3. GARLIC: Garlic is also very effective in fighting food poisoning due to its strong antiviral, antibacterial and antifungal properties. It also relieves symptoms such as diarrhea and abdominal pain.Eat one fresh garlic clove, swallowing it with water. If you can tolerate the smell of garlic, you can also try garlic juice.
4. APPLE CIDER VINEGAR: Just mix two tablespoons of apple cider vinegar in a cup of hot water and drink it before eating your food. Alternatively, you can drink two to three teaspoons of undiluted apple cider vinegar.
5. HONEY: Honey as a natural remedy can be taken in its pure form or added to tea. A teaspoon of honey three times a day can do wonders to heal an upset stomach. It also controls the formation of excess acid in the stomach.
Seriously though I might order some activated charcoal, because that is supposed to be pretty good at soaking up the toxins. The problem is I couldn’t get it here in time to do any good. This thing is probably going to run its course in a few hours.
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That doesn’t sound like food poisoning, sounds like a stomach virus.
I got one a few years ago and was in straight hell for several days.
BRB thirsty so you drink a little water or Gatorade, BRB instantly vomit
BRB hungry so you eat a morsel of food, brb instantly vomit
BRB your ab muscles are so tired from heaving it hurts
BRB nothing is even coming up when you vomit, just dry heaving
I got one a few years ago and was in straight hell for several days.
BRB thirsty so you drink a little water or Gatorade, BRB instantly vomit
BRB hungry so you eat a morsel of food, brb instantly vomit
BRB your ab muscles are so tired from heaving it hurts
BRB nothing is even coming up when you vomit, just dry heaving
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If it doesn't stop by tomorrow or anything gets worse, go to the ER
You're already dehydrated and that's making it continue on, try a banana with sugar-free gatorade and salty crackers
12+ hours later I doubt it was food or your cooking
Sounds like a viral pathogen
When your body picks up an illness it takes several days for symptoms to show up, even when people get food poisoning it's usually from something they ate 48-72 hours prior
You're already dehydrated and that's making it continue on, try a banana with sugar-free gatorade and salty crackers
12+ hours later I doubt it was food or your cooking
Sounds like a viral pathogen
When your body picks up an illness it takes several days for symptoms to show up, even when people get food poisoning it's usually from something they ate 48-72 hours prior
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had food poisoning once while i was in india and ate some fast food. fried chicken, fries, chicken sandwich.

started with an intense stomach pain a few hrs later and then i ran outside cus i felt it coming up....projectile vomited. didn't even know the body cud do that.
then the on and off watery diarrhea started. with intensely painful stomach aches.
and this is summer in india.
so i'm in a dingy washroom with no fan in 80-90F sweating my ass off
squatting for 10-20 minutes over a hole in the floor toilet, my legs are aching now too
mosquitoes were all over me. they bit the head of my penis 100% srs. and all over my ass.
a hindu temple was blaring some ominous retarded music all night long
my head was aching from dehydration and sleep deprivation.
i started crying.

started with an intense stomach pain a few hrs later and then i ran outside cus i felt it coming up....projectile vomited. didn't even know the body cud do that.
then the on and off watery diarrhea started. with intensely painful stomach aches.
and this is summer in india.
so i'm in a dingy washroom with no fan in 80-90F sweating my ass off
squatting for 10-20 minutes over a hole in the floor toilet, my legs are aching now too
mosquitoes were all over me. they bit the head of my penis 100% srs. and all over my ass.
a hindu temple was blaring some ominous retarded music all night long
my head was aching from dehydration and sleep deprivation.
i started crying.
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Probably norovirus. If it doesn't get a little better in 24 hrs, go to ER. Drink a lot of water/gatorade and make sure u keep ur electrolyte intake up.
It could also be a parasite or bacterial thing. You will want to see a doctor if it doesn't resolve soon. The worst of it should be over within 24 hrs. If not, you should see a doctor. If it is a parasite or bacterial situation, they can treat it usually. If it is viral, they can monitor you at least and try to help where possible.
It could also be a parasite or bacterial thing. You will want to see a doctor if it doesn't resolve soon. The worst of it should be over within 24 hrs. If not, you should see a doctor. If it is a parasite or bacterial situation, they can treat it usually. If it is viral, they can monitor you at least and try to help where possible.
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Luckily my wife is a ICU nurse. So if she’s not poisoning me with anti-freeze, she’ll know when I need to go to the ER.If it doesn't stop by tomorrow or anything gets worse, go to the ER
You're already dehydrated and that's making it continue on, try a banana with sugar-free gatorade and salty crackers
12+ hours later I doubt it was food or your cooking
Sounds like a viral pathogen
You're already dehydrated and that's making it continue on, try a banana with sugar-free gatorade and salty crackers
12+ hours later I doubt it was food or your cooking
Sounds like a viral pathogen
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Originally Posted By sanathjayasuria⏩
The Sandeep chitter.had food poisoning once while i was in india and ate some fast food. fried chicken, fries, chicken sandwich.

started with an intense stomach pain a few hrs later and then i ran outside cus i felt it coming up....projectile vomited. didn't even know the body cud do that.
then the on and off watery diarrhea started. with intensely painful stomach aches.
and this is summer in india.
so i'm in a dingy washroom with no fan in 80-90F sweating my ass off
squatting for 10-20 minutes over a hole in the floor toilet, my legs are aching now too
mosquitoes were all over me. they bit the head of my penis 100% srs. and all over my ass.
a hindu temple was blaring some ominous retarded music all night long
my head was aching from dehydration and sleep deprivation.
i started crying.

started with an intense stomach pain a few hrs later and then i ran outside cus i felt it coming up....projectile vomited. didn't even know the body cud do that.
then the on and off watery diarrhea started. with intensely painful stomach aches.
and this is summer in india.
so i'm in a dingy washroom with no fan in 80-90F sweating my ass off
squatting for 10-20 minutes over a hole in the floor toilet, my legs are aching now too
mosquitoes were all over me. they bit the head of my penis 100% srs. and all over my ass.
a hindu temple was blaring some ominous retarded music all night long
my head was aching from dehydration and sleep deprivation.
i started crying.
Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
well you're in good hands at least. good luck bro.Luckily my wife is a ICU nurse. So if she’s not poisoning me with anti-freeze, she’ll know when I need to go to the ER.
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
I've had the virus. I wasn't ****ting/throwing up. Apple Cider + Deactivated charcoal, woke up in the middle of the night feeling 90% normalI was a store manager at GNC for 15 years. I know all the home remedies. I got bad news for you bruh...
Seriously though I might order some activated charcoal, because that is supposed to be pretty good at soaking up the toxins. The problem is I couldn’t get it here in time to do any good. This thing is probably going to run its course in a few hours.
Seriously though I might order some activated charcoal, because that is supposed to be pretty good at soaking up the toxins. The problem is I couldn’t get it here in time to do any good. This thing is probably going to run its course in a few hours.
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